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"Its amazing how you managed to splice seagull and velociraptor DNA together professor, but are you sure its safe?" "Yes, as long as you dont run out of chips."

"Its amazing how you managed to splice seagull and velociraptor DNA together professor, but are you sure its safe?" "Yes, as long as you dont run out of chips."

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"It's amazing how you managed to splice seagull and velociraptor DNA together professor, but are you sure it's safe?"

"Yes, as long as you don't run out of chips."

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"Oh Yes," said Ford. "It’s perfectly safe - it’s just US who are in trouble." :^) --Crunchy Chords

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