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"It's amazing how you managed to splice seagull and velociraptor DNA together professor, but are you sure it's safe?""Yes, as long as you don't run out of chips."
Fri 12:00:09
What is it with birds and botox?
Fri 13:28:38
TEN SECONDS EARLIER''Excuse me, sir, smoking is not allowed on the bird reserve.''
Fri 12:04:13
“Has anyone seen my Lacrosse racket?”
Fri 12:10:37
"I told you not to use Leslie Ash's plastic surgeon."
Fri 12:38:24
BREAKING - Cambridge boffins under fire over 'pointless' experiment to see how many Big Mac Meals it takes to choke a pelican.
Fri 12:11:07
"Hey, would you like to be on our basketball team?""Sure, what position?""The net."
Fri 12:06:12
Up next on Channel 5, Top 10 Theresa May impressions...
Fri 12:50:36
"I used to look like you. That was until I fell asleep next to that f*cking blind man who started making balloon animals in the park."
Fri 12:09:05
Have it back, it's from KFC
Fri 13:10:44
You fool I said we should go to the park and catch flies.
Fri 13:09:32
"BASTARD!"
Fri 12:15:32
"Hey! That was for Boris!""Nah. He's had his chips."
Fri 12:00:48
"Who threw that Frisby?"
Sat 10:04:25
If it wasn’t for the chip on his shoulder the Seagull would have none.
Fri 20:23:35
He's giving big mouth Billy bass a run for his money.
Fri 20:05:29
Say "Oarrrr!!!!"
Fri 20:02:12
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