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"Its amazing how you managed to splice seagull and velociraptor DNA together professor, but are you sure its safe?" "Yes, as long as you dont run out of chips."
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 25772Stephen Bean

"It's amazing how you managed to splice seagull and velociraptor DNA together professor, but are you sure it's safe?"

"Yes, as long as you don't run out of chips."

14/01/22 12:00:09
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"Oh Yes," said Ford. "It’s perfectly safe - it’s just US who are in trouble." :^) --Crunchy Chords
Chris Keegan Vote score: 12122Chris Keegan

What is it with birds and botox?

14/01/22 13:28:38
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 22518Dave Bryan

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''Excuse me, sir, smoking is not allowed on the bird reserve.''

14/01/22 12:04:13
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 28969Ian Skelding

“Has anyone seen my Lacrosse racket?”

14/01/22 12:10:37
 
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The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"I told you not to use Leslie Ash's plastic surgeon."

14/01/22 12:38:24
 
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Al Overy Vote score: 13483Al Overy

BREAKING - Cambridge boffins under fire over 'pointless' experiment to see how many Big Mac Meals it takes to choke a pelican.

14/01/22 12:11:07
 
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 25772Stephen Bean

"Hey, would you like to be on our basketball team?"

"Sure, what position?"

"The net."

14/01/22 12:06:12
 
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The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Up next on Channel 5, Top 10 Theresa May impressions...

14/01/22 12:50:36
 
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The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"I used to look like you. That was until I fell asleep next to that f*cking blind man who started making balloon animals in the park."

14/01/22 12:09:05
 
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