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"Billy I have something to tell you... Your father was a praying mantis."
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stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

"Billy I have something to tell you... Your father was a praying mantis."

08/01/22 20:07:40

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"So how come I've never met my father?" "Well, um... he was very good at providing for his family." "I've always felt like I have a little bit of him inside of me." --Willie Johnson
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5858Lucky Elperro

"Ah, the 1970s. When you fell off your chopper bike, the local coal lorry ran over your arm and your mum gave you a clip round the ear because it made you late for your tea".

09/01/22 0:44:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15277The Wolf

"Sorry to interrupt your little party darling, but would you grab the biscuits from the top of the kitchen cupboards?"

08/01/22 20:09:50

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

"So let me get this right Doreen. You went into that UFO, as recreated in Close Encounters Of The Third Time. Spent a few years flying through the cosmos with your alien friends, and came back pregnant. And you still say nothing happened."

08/01/22 21:39:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27142Ian Skelding

“Could you pass the salt and pepper.”
“Yeah, easily and reach to the end of the table.”

08/01/22 20:16:55

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

"Sorry I just blinded you in one eye with that elastic band, Bro... still, jelly and ice cream, eh?"

08/01/22 20:13:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8574C CaMel

“You allowed over the park later Johnny?”
‘Is it within 200m of a coin operated vending machine?’
“Nope.”
‘Then I’m allowed.’

08/01/22 21:04:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16789Vanessa the Guesser

In Tudor times children were often stretched on the rack for minor things such as singing Greensleeves out of tune. Dave Tudor is pictured here with a young Anne Boleyn who had an extra Cadburys finger.

08/01/22 20:44:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18790Dave Bryan

''Why are you hiding under the table, Bro?''

''I've just seen the sprouts.''

08/01/22 20:44:30

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1198Charles Gilbert

"What? You think this is humerus?"

09/01/22 0:57:41

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1198Charles Gilbert

Fantastic Four: The early years.

08/01/22 22:50:48

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 189Madeline Charlton

Retro parties call for retro party games - like Twister! Buuuut...when the only available floorspace is under the table, yeah.

08/01/22 21:27:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12584Neil Mackenzie

Boris should of seen the signs sooner. His best mate Dave kept trying to look up his sisters skirt.

08/01/22 21:06:08

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6684Karyn Harrison

Boris at a Measles party back in the day.

08/01/22 20:09:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 15277The Wolf

"Tim, fancy a game of basketball?"

08/01/22 20:06:44

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I bet he's got a great hook shot. --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34944Tony Edwards

Jack regrets challenging his brother to drink him under the table.

08/01/22 20:04:57

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

"Pssst, Jimmy, did you put ant powder in the bully's Ribena like I said?"

08/01/22 20:03:59

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

He grew up to join the police force. He was the long arm of the law.

08/01/22 20:02:20

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5584Crunchy Chords

Thomas decided to focus on the _advantages_ of having two right elbows.

08/01/22 20:00:10

 
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