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Sarah said she is going to stop taking selfies and in future will focus on her boyfriend.

07/01/22 20:09:23

"Ok nearly ready for the zoom meeting. Oh watch you don't sit on my dildo, I left it on the bed and it goes full throttle when touched."

07/01/22 20:06:23

"I've just told Floyd Mayweather your a massive YouTube influencer and he's agreed to fight you"

07/01/22 20:49:09

"Hi Mum and Dad. Glad you figured out how to use Zoom. First week of Uni went well and I have a new boyfriend, wanna meet him? TIM, CAN YOU COME IN HERE PLEASE?"...

"What's up? What time are you doing the Zoom with your Mum and DAAAHHH SHIT! Lauren, I told you to put the used condoms in the bin."

07/01/22 20:00:39

"Hi Grandad, how's the cataract in your left eye?"

07/01/22 22:06:17

"Can you turn that Hoover off back there, Tim? I'm trying to do this Zoom call. Sounds like something's stuck in it anyway..."

07/01/22 20:35:42

"He's really fallen for me!"

07/01/22 20:00:09

Hey captioneers I'm all grown up now and have my own channel

OnAdventuresWithBrad

07/01/22 20:34:03

Focus Dave we're about to Go Live

07/01/22 20:18:06

"You were right mum, a good kick in the balls really works."

07/01/22 20:13:44

"Hey guys, it's my first TikTok video, probably won't go viral but you never kn-"

07/01/22 20:06:26

''Is it OK if my boyfriend joins caption.me, Chris?''

''No problem, the site is full of slippery characters.''

07/01/22 20:04:39

"We've secretly replaced this school's floor cleaner liquid with sex lube. Let's see if anyone notices."

07/01/22 20:00:26

When somebody accidentally knocks your oxygen tube..

07/01/22 20:05:19

Beauty and the greased

07/01/22 20:02:59

"So Dave, I'll set up the camera and you'll have to hold that dodgy plug in place . Just make sure you don't touch the bare wire."

07/01/22 20:02:49

Isn't that the lead singer from Blur ?

07/01/22 20:00:27

“Emily, did you put your skateboard awaaaaaah …… “

07/01/22 20:00:14