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So basically its a mobile bike stand and I am asking £200,000 for 30% of the company.
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Stu Dent Vote score: 5620Stu Dent

So basically its a mobile bike stand and I am asking £200,000 for 30% of the company.

19/12/21 20:17:33

Cracking idea. I'm in. --Al Overy
stoneface1 Vote score: 1697stoneface1

Born with no head...I learnt to talk out of my arse...Here is my story.

19/12/21 20:32:38

The Wolf Vote score: 16637The Wolf

We've all been there. It's horrible when you stub your toe.

19/12/21 20:04:09

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2775Karen Oakenfull

Even after staying in the exact same position for over 9 hours, no one realised that Olav the contortionist had suffered sudden death syndrome. The only consolation for his family was that he died in his own arms.

(Mick Miller.)

19/12/21 21:15:55

Sudden Death Syndrome is much worse than Covid. Very few people recover from it. --James Lennox
stoneface1 Vote score: 1697stoneface1

" And that is how I fitted in to my Ryanair economy seat."

19/12/21 20:29:11

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10613Hercules Rockefeller

"Please remember to keep your seat in an upright position."

19/12/21 20:20:07

Ian Skelding Vote score: 29474Ian Skelding

“He’s a practicing Muslim.”
“What’s that mean?”
“It means he hasn’t got it quite right yet.”

19/12/21 20:11:22

The Wolf Vote score: 16637The Wolf

They had tried for centuries but men hadn't mastered the act of self fellatio. It would be a very different world if they had. All straight women would be single, Valentine's Day wouldn't exist, and there would currently be 5 people on Caption.me trying to think of something funny to say about this photo.

19/12/21 20:01:00

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13864Neil Mackenzie

At the Airport.
Is that a Yoga position?
No it’s my crash position.

20/12/21 0:20:42

Stephen Bean Vote score: 27034Stephen Bean

Every year Dave and his wife enjoy a cheap holiday abroad.

Of course being able to fit in her hand luggage helps keep the cost down.

19/12/21 20:01:17

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