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After Dave ran off with a flamingo, his wife decided toucan play that game.
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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16789Vanessa the Guesser

After Dave ran off with a flamingo, his wife decided toucan play that game.

01/01/22 8:29:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21149Stephen Bean

"Oh no, crazy Pete's superglued himself to another animal."

01/01/22 8:31:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16789Vanessa the Guesser

When photos emerged of his infidelity, Dave didn't have a leg to stand on.

01/01/22 8:27:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

Aviary special relationship.

01/01/22 8:22:50

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7318Greg Curtis

Happy Zoo Year!

01/01/22 9:37:01

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4614Scrijjy Doo

Worst combover ever.

01/01/22 8:08:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21149Stephen Bean

"It started off as a pink mole on my cheek.."

01/01/22 8:19:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21149Stephen Bean

I'll never understand the rules of croquet.

01/01/22 8:15:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

'Oh. My. God. How much did I drink last night?!' said the flamingo.

01/01/22 8:00:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

"So, Pervy Neil, what's this about you having a carrier bag full of prawn?"

01/01/22 8:59:12

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9135Hercules Rockefeller

"Wow, Dave, you need to seriously do something about all of this dandruff."

01/01/22 8:10:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22199John Glover

Melvyn was into beastiality and was boasting that he would soon be in the pink.

01/01/22 14:46:47

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😊 --Scrijjy Doo
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4295Mark Wilson

RodHullphobia update.

Dave will let the bird touch the top of his head as long as he doesn't go by his mouth.

The flamingo is confident that Dave doesn't want to shove his arm up his arse, but still wishes he'd wear a less chunky watch.

01/01/22 10:37:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21149Stephen Bean

Close Encounter of the Bird Kind

01/01/22 10:06:28

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3463Willie Johnson

"How does she get all the lice out of Dave's hair?"
"Gingerly."

01/01/22 8:40:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21149Stephen Bean

Get a plume!

01/01/22 8:26:43

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9203Glyn Evans

"If I put my ear up close enough, I can hear the echo of buzzing mosquitoes in a swamp"

01/01/22 8:25:40

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4614Scrijjy Doo

He's shy around gulls.

01/01/22 8:09:29

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9908Al Overy

Cuddling a flamingo had been Neville's lifelong Fantasia.

01/01/22 8:00:28

 
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