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After Dave ran off with a flamingo, his wife decided toucan play that game.

01/01/22 8:29:43

"Oh no, crazy Pete's superglued himself to another animal."

01/01/22 8:31:53

When photos emerged of his infidelity, Dave didn't have a leg to stand on.

01/01/22 8:27:11

Aviary special relationship.

01/01/22 8:22:50

Happy Zoo Year!

01/01/22 9:37:01

Worst combover ever.

01/01/22 8:08:27

"It started off as a pink mole on my cheek.."

01/01/22 8:19:04

I'll never understand the rules of croquet.

01/01/22 8:15:12

'Oh. My. God. How much did I drink last night?!' said the flamingo.

01/01/22 8:00:16

"So, Pervy Neil, what's this about you having a carrier bag full of prawn?"

01/01/22 8:59:12

"Wow, Dave, you need to seriously do something about all of this dandruff."

01/01/22 8:10:19

Melvyn was into beastiality and was boasting that he would soon be in the pink.

01/01/22 14:46:47

RodHullphobia update.

Dave will let the bird touch the top of his head as long as he doesn't go by his mouth.

The flamingo is confident that Dave doesn't want to shove his arm up his arse, but still wishes he'd wear a less chunky watch.

01/01/22 10:37:17

Close Encounter of the Bird Kind

01/01/22 10:06:28

"How does she get all the lice out of Dave's hair?"
"Gingerly."

01/01/22 8:40:53

Get a plume!

01/01/22 8:26:43

"If I put my ear up close enough, I can hear the echo of buzzing mosquitoes in a swamp"

01/01/22 8:25:40

He's shy around gulls.

01/01/22 8:09:29

Cuddling a flamingo had been Neville's lifelong Fantasia.

01/01/22 8:00:28