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What kind of fish are they?  Dont tell him, Pike.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 18791Dave Bryan

''What kind of fish are they?''

''Don't tell him, Pike.''

30/12/21 8:41:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13148Mr Dome

Does anyone have any scales?

30/12/21 9:45:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21151Stephen Bean

"Choose your poisson."

30/12/21 8:18:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9909Al Overy

"So, you're gonna take these plus five loaves and feed 5000 people? Jesus!"

30/12/21 8:25:45

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

The Codfather..

30/12/21 8:08:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22199John Glover

What's the connection between the Russian photographer and the fish ....... they are all red snappers.

30/12/21 12:59:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12585Neil Mackenzie

A fish called Wanda and the other Stay at Home.

30/12/21 12:27:51

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9909Al Overy

"Well, I normally sell cats but this guy came up to me, pretty angry, I think his name was Stonefish or something... Anyway, he shoved these in my hands, took a picture and stomped off."

30/12/21 11:49:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3464Willie Johnson

"Pardon me, would you have any superglue remover?"

30/12/21 9:33:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8864Vivvy En

One pound fish. Come on, ladies.

30/12/21 8:27:42

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

"Grandad can I play outside?"

"GRANDAD CAN I PLAY OUTSIDE?"

"You'll have to shout louder. He's hard of herring."

30/12/21 8:27:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18791Dave Bryan

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man two fish and within a few hours he'll have a stall in the local fish market.

30/12/21 8:26:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4614Scrijjy Doo

Give a man two fish and his pants fall down.

30/12/21 8:05:44

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9206Glyn Evans

Double bass

30/12/21 8:03:31

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12585Neil Mackenzie

Luckily this was a silent film or you would of heard those screaming reels.

30/12/21 12:26:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34944Tony Edwards

"Would you buy fish from this Wuhan wet market trader?"

30/12/21 10:20:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 13148Mr Dome

This photo is not taken from the best angler

30/12/21 9:44:26

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

If he feeds the whole village with those two fish, it will be a mackeral.

30/12/21 8:55:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 27143Ian Skelding

“The trade standards are coming Tom so brace yourself.”

30/12/21 8:43:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18791Dave Bryan

''When he told me they were already sold I was gutted.''

30/12/21 8:30:04

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

What a load of pollocks.

30/12/21 8:29:06

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 533stoneface1

Looks like a bottom feeder to me.

30/12/21 8:24:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21151Stephen Bean

"There's something fishy about this photo."

30/12/21 8:24:00

 
Molly R Vote score: 3304Molly R

There's plenty more fish in the sea.

30/12/21 8:23:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18791Dave Bryan

''He only has six months to live. The fish are on his bucket list.''

30/12/21 8:16:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4614Scrijjy Doo

We're gonna need a bigger bloat.

30/12/21 8:16:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 21151Stephen Bean

carption.me

30/12/21 8:13:33

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9136Hercules Rockefeller

"Now who brought the chips?"

30/12/21 8:12:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 18791Dave Bryan

''Would you like them gift wrassed?''

30/12/21 8:07:47

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4614Scrijjy Doo

Blind man has two girlfriends.

30/12/21 8:00:52

 
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