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It was the same routine every year for Sheila and Dave. She kicked him in the balls, called him a bastard, threw a plate at his head and threatened to leave him. He called her a nasty bitch, cut up her favourite scarf, pulled the wires out of her ...
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The Wolf Vote score: 14247The Wolf

It was the same routine every year for Sheila and Dave. She kicked him in the balls, called him a bastard, threw a plate at his head and threatened to leave him. He called her a nasty bitch, cut up her favourite scarf, pulled the wires out of her bras and opened the door for her to leave. But once the Christmas decorations were finally up, they were happy and in love again.

Mon 9:05:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8570Vivvy En

They're not ones for keeping things bottled up

Mon 8:52:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 11189Chris Keegan

"I wouldn't go out love, it's pouring. Then again, it is in here!'

Mon 8:49:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26679Ian Skelding

Tan Hill Inn landlord and wife.

Mon 8:09:51

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There's been suggestions that they might turn their snowbound three day stay into a film. It'd make for a good light hearted comedy film, almost like an alter ego to The Hateful Eight.  --Glyn Evans
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5818Lucky Elperro

"...hahaha as if the caption wasn't bad enough, to top it all off they called the poor b*st*rd 'Dave'."

Mon 10:50:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6595Karyn Harrison

"To get to the other side."

Mon 9:42:47

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8959Glyn Evans

"Fancy a cheap laugh? Hire a gigglelo"

Mon 8:12:00

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Do you think 'good' might be better than 'cheap'? Love it :) --Vivvy En
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8898Hercules Rockefeller

"I don't care how many shots you pour, I'm never gonna sleep with you."

Mon 8:05:10

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They're both saying that... and they're both wrong. --Willie Johnson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12405Neil Mackenzie


Yes you can tell she is his wife because his arm is around her shoulder but his hand isn’t touching her.
She is sitting with her legs crossed away from him saying she doesn’t really like him.
However they share the same sense of humour knowing that when people think they have been happily married for forty years, the truth is they were happily married for four and haven’t killed one another in the other thirty six.

Mon 16:06:29

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3351Willie Johnson

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

Mon 9:25:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14247The Wolf

"I was hoping it would just be you, Mrs Brown. Anyway, my deepest condolences. Let's discuss your husband's will."

Mon 8:51:35

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8898Hercules Rockefeller

"Cheers!"

"How did you know that was my favorite show?"

Mon 8:24:13

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6264Tosser Wivlov

Happy families are all alike. Pissed up.

Mon 20:16:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34811Tony Edwards

"Don't you think you are a little bit too old to be playing spin the bottle?"

Mon 9:52:06

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 4001Mark Wilson

"Another parents evening over, longest 2 hours of a teachers life"

Mon 9:45:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14247The Wolf

Laughs of the summer wine.

Mon 8:40:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14247The Wolf

"I can't believe that you're finally pregnant."

Mon 8:29:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17998Dave Bryan

''Is your glass half empty or half full, darling?''

''It depends on how many I've had.''

Mon 8:15:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17998Dave Bryan

''Darling, you haven't taken the top off the bottle.''

''Oh dear, I'm becoming absinthe minded.''

Mon 8:04:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12771Mr Dome

- Another Sherry?
- Yes and why not, the last one was great in bed

Mon 18:48:07

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2298Karen Oakenfull

“………and you said, Is it in yet?”

Mon 12:44:46

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5818Lucky Elperro

"...and after telling them the jab was the way out, we then told them...there'd be no vaccine passports ever!"

Mon 10:52:40

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1516alexandra ball

Booze is the only way to get through these wife swapping parties.

Mon 9:21:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8570Vivvy En

Dave and Jeanie on the bottle.

Mon 8:37:00

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20230John Llamas

“Reggie always had to put some fuel in the Escort first if he was expecting a ride.

Mon 8:34:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20300Stephen Bean

Two captioneers celebrate Anon catching Omicron variant covid.

Mon 8:16:28

 
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