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Gertrude was pleasantly surprised to learn it was a pop up book.
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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8760Hercules Rockefeller

Gertrude was pleasantly surprised to learn it was a pop up book.

11/10/21 9:10:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17217Dave Bryan

''I don't know what all the fuss is about. We get hit and bruised every day at Bedford Care Home.''

11/10/21 8:19:44

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I've never been to a funeral where no-one laughs.Sorry but we need to laugh even at the saddest of times. --Barrie Bullock
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17217Dave Bryan

Nan is amazed to find someone has written a book about her hair.

11/10/21 8:01:18

 
Al Overy Vote score: 8220Al Overy

"I did NOT authorize this biography", thought Ethel, horrified.

11/10/21 8:15:08

 
stone face Vote score: 10110stone face

Doris was expecting a light hearted funny read, after her friend told her it was full of gags.

11/10/21 8:23:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19334Stephen Bean

"Here at Dignitas we have many ways to induce a cardiac arrest."

11/10/21 8:01:34

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"When I said 'give it a rest' I didn't mean...." --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26231Ian Skelding

"What? a page with no sex."

11/10/21 8:59:41

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Did you try the pop up? (Nod to 9:10:06) --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 8220Al Overy

"My goodness!", exclaimed Mildred. "This is way better than Lady Chatterley's Lover. Now, where's my courgette?"

11/10/21 17:53:37

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5698Lucky Elperro

"Oh my God" thought an outraged Judy "I've just remembered the Bingo started thirty f**king minutes ago".

11/10/21 14:16:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17217Dave Bryan

''I thought you said it was full of M & S items.''

11/10/21 8:42:51

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8760Hercules Rockefeller

"How could he do all those naughty things? I thought he was Christian!"

11/10/21 8:02:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26231Ian Skelding

That Spider gets everywhere

11/10/21 8:00:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8713Glyn Evans

"This grammar is truly terrible" exclaimed Anon.

11/10/21 8:18:21

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Would truly terrible grammar be like S&M for Anon? "That semi-colon's been misused, I can't bear to look but I need you to turn the page Mistress. Punish me more"  --Glyn Evans
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19334Stephen Bean

"What are you doing Gran?"

"Tying to improve my blow job technique for your Grandpa's birthday."

11/10/21 8:02:50

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I'd recommend Gran gets herself a Real Sex Tip Guide. Fiction could have her doing it all wrong. It's like when I read Lady Chatterley's Lover, it doesn't necessarily mean as I found out that my gamekeeper was a shagger --Glyn Evans
Ryan F Vote score: 179Ryan F

Don't know why she's so shocked she's got a few shades herself.

11/10/21 14:57:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12244Neil Mackenzie

The men at the old folks home didn’t read this book because there are no pictures in it.

11/10/21 11:00:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34619Tony Edwards

"What a f*cking liberty!"

11/10/21 10:11:32

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1450alexandra ball

Martha was disgusted that the author wrote about her personal life.

11/10/21 9:42:21

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Mark England Vote score: 19071Mark England

Maude was told to expect sexual content in this book, but was surprised to see that there was no missionary, with the nightdress kept on, with the lights off on the last Saturday night of the month

11/10/21 9:40:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26231Ian Skelding

"Look, Nan's got her love balls set to maximum again."

11/10/21 9:13:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7675C CaMel

“The doctor said that she came and went.”

11/10/21 8:18:07

 
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