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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6075Tosser Wivlov

We were making a fortune until we put that sign up and then people just stopped coming.

Thu 20:01:10

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The Wolf Vote score: 13624The Wolf

"So Dave. How was your lads day out at Museum of Sex?"

"Yeah good. We weren't allowed to touch, lick, stroke or mount the exhibits, which was fine once we got our heads around it but we had to be told more than once. First floor was the tit exhibit, second floor fannies, third floor bums and apparently there was a clit exhibit but we couldn't find it."

Thu 20:34:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13624The Wolf

"Dave, did you see that dick head in the giftshop?"

"No. How much was it?"

Thu 20:05:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13624The Wolf

"The museum of sex was fantastic but you should've seen the queue for the toilets"

Thu 20:10:33

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6989Greg Curtis

Violators will be Prostituted

Thu 22:28:32

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13624The Wolf

"Sir, what are you doing? It's not acceptable to lick, stroke or mount."

"Sorry, I didn't realise that was the rules of the museum. I'm blind."

"I don't care about the museum. Stop doing that to your guide dog"

Thu 20:51:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7636C CaMel

“I had my piece, ‘Hurried Cunnylingus’ valued, they said it’s going down rapidly.”

Thu 21:26:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21871Troompa Loompa

Landlord of evicted Russell Brand recoups unpaid rent 10 times over.

Thu 21:00:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26206Ian Skelding

"As soon as they've cleaned up from the day before they take the sign down."

Thu 20:16:23

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 5190Crunchy Chords

Luckily, pointing is still allowed.
"THIS, Dave. THIS is what I've been wanting you to do to me."

Thu 20:14:58

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...said Dave to himself. --Michael Winner
The Wolf Vote score: 13624The Wolf

"Hey, I didn't agree to that"....said Tina the exhibit.

Thu 20:02:29

 
Al Overy Vote score: 8148Al Overy

Dildos and don'ts.

Thu 22:19:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12236Neil Mackenzie

The penalty used to be spanking, but the Dominatrix is off with paddle elbow.

Thu 22:07:26

 
Al Overy Vote score: 8148Al Overy

For more information on each exhibit, please see the sticky labels.

Thu 21:49:04

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21871Troompa Loompa

"Is it okay if I do some bras rubbing?"

Thu 21:05:43

 
Ryan F Vote score: 176Ryan F

Oh look Karen made a sign.

Thu 20:42:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17190Dave Bryan

''I don't know how most of the exhibits work.''

''Don't worry, I've just heard that the NYC Women's Institute is organising a demonstration outside the museum next Saturday.''

Thu 20:42:13

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7636C CaMel

“These artists are just up themselves.”

Thu 20:14:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8688Glyn Evans

...You don't know where the exhibits have been.

Thu 20:09:05

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Actually for that matter, we don't know where you've been. And we don't want to have to clean you or the exhibits.  --Glyn Evans
C CaMel Vote score: 7636C CaMel

“The eye really follows you around the room.”

Thu 20:09:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13624The Wolf

A museum. The place where old people go to look at things that happened in the past.

Thu 20:01:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19265Stephen Bean

This sign appeared shortly after last year's caption.me day trip.

Thu 20:00:40

 

Too late. I already did all of that to the doorknob.

Fri 11:18:20

 

"Isn't that sign supposed to be at the entrance and not the exit?"
"No, the museumofsex is all of NYC."

Fri 10:57:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6989Greg Curtis

'Look: No pets."

Fri 0:25:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10714Chris Keegan

"Darling, wouldn't it just be quicker to say you've got a headache?"

Thu 21:53:38

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4094Scrijjy Doo

Should be called the Museum of Married Sex

Thu 21:47:52

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3215Willie Johnson

Funny, I don't remember writing this.

Thu 21:11:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 3215Willie Johnson

Funny, I don't remember writing this.

Thu 21:11:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12483Mr Dome

For the depraved, this is not a good sign

Thu 21:07:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6415Karyn Harrison

"Allow that!"

Thu 20:58:03

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21871Troompa Loompa

Madame Pork-swords

Thu 20:53:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4094Scrijjy Doo

Wankers Welcome

Thu 20:46:57

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4094Scrijjy Doo

Voyeurs Welcome

Thu 20:46:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10714Chris Keegan

Not dissimilar to my museum of ex and I totally abide with the restrictions.

Thu 20:45:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17190Dave Bryan

''What's that?''

''It's the original chastity belt worn by Lady Tina of York in the Middle Ages.''

''Aren't they supposed to have locks on them?''

Thu 20:42:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26206Ian Skelding

"Not sure you would want to, it's the Tracey Emin exhibition this week."

Thu 20:21:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16099Vanessa the Guesser

Don't be too hard-on us!

Thu 20:13:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16099Vanessa the Guesser

The management are a bit anal.

Thu 20:10:08

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8757Hercules Rockefeller

"This place has far too many statues of limitations."

Thu 20:05:35

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1448alexandra ball

Samantha Jones was here!!

Thu 20:04:17

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6075Tosser Wivlov

We've been pretty quiet since the perverts were banned.

Thu 20:03:29

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We didn't even need to ban them. The perverts steer clear on their own regard. The last thing the perverts want to be is associated with a Sex museum. It's got far too much of a healthy outlook toward sex for their liking.  --Glyn Evans
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10714Chris Keegan

'I'm sorry, the restrictions are ridiculous, why on earth would you want to come here?'

Thu 20:02:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10714Chris Keegan

"How was Marley's first visit to Crufts?"
- "An absolute disaster, he clearly can't read"

Thu 20:01:33

 
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