In vain, I tried to chat up the Owl Woman on the bus. Thinking about it, I was a twit to woo her.

14/09/21 8:08:41

"So you think you can get away without paying, wise guy?"

14/09/21 8:08:29

🎵The heads on the bus spin round and round... 🎵

14/09/21 8:00:31

''Is he a successful hunter?''

''Not really. Without my help he couldn't catch a bus.''

14/09/21 8:07:13

"You, I need your ticket."

"WHO?..."

"YOU, I need your ticket."

"WHO?..."

"I said, YOU, right there: the nocturnal bird of prey typified by an upright stance, a large, broad head, binocular vision, binaural hearing, sharp talons, and feathers adapted for silent flight."

"WHO?"

14/09/21 11:52:59

"Do you think nan can be trusted taking junior the Owl Sanctuary? After last week when she took him the baths, and came home with a different child."

14/09/21 8:12:32

"Two singles to Mousy Meadow please".

14/09/21 9:15:31

"Give a hoot, don't commute."

14/09/21 8:24:49

Bringing an Owl on the bus certainly raised some eyebrows

14/09/21 8:19:32

Keep calm, fellow Captioneers. Slowly, let go of the mouse and back away from your computer.

*Mobile phone users can safely ignore this advice.

14/09/21 8:07:34

Turning heads on the bus.

14/09/21 8:04:37

"Whatever you do love, don't move. There's an owl on your lap"

14/09/21 8:04:25

Rail bird.

14/09/21 9:39:07

When Keith Harris died Mary was quick to realise that a golden opportunity had arisen.

14/09/21 8:49:06

"Oh, look! There's the Old Lady who swallowed a shrew. Let's see what she does next."

14/09/21 8:23:10

Very slowly the head turned all the way around and at that moment I could see it was Mrs Ward from 14A

14/09/21 8:15:53

To avoid detection, the rabbit jumped on the head of the lady in the blue coat and disguised itself as a hat

14/09/21 8:10:11