"She's never gonna get one in. Just buy her a goldfish"

11/09/21 12:32:51

At that age life is all beer and skittles.

11/09/21 12:29:38

How many shots has he had?
None I only let him drink beer. What kind of Father do you think I am?

11/09/21 23:32:56

"I'm not irresponsible. I only have him drink half a bottle each time he misses."

11/09/21 12:39:33

"They're empty now, but your sister will be back from the drinks machine soon."

11/09/21 18:59:29

This is the last photo the family have before a ghostly orb appeared and spirited him away.

11/09/21 12:40:43

1 Girl 10 Cups

11/09/21 12:21:16

"Throw the naked babybel into a cup and win a goldfish"

11/09/21 12:05:09