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The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"You had to throw a stone at it didn't you?"

20/07/21 20:00:18

How was I to know I'd hit him THERE? --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

3 military helicopters, 40 heavily armed marines and a rocket launcher were used to try incapacitate the T-Rex. In the end all it took was a headbutt from Peter Crouch.

20/07/21 20:08:55

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22440Troompa Loompa

Seeing a scrotum up close for the first time is scary enough, let alone one that's bigger than your head and dangling between the legs of a T-Rex.

20/07/21 20:00:15

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24709Stephen Bean

What's worse than being eaten by a T-rex?

Being T-bagged.

20/07/21 20:00:11

I bet that Rex you up. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Dr Wu, what the hell have you made in that lab?"

"The base genome is TRex, we then included DNA from a frog and a seventy year old man that goes on holiday to Blackpool"

20/07/21 20:46:49

Tony S Vote score: 5630Tony S

Welcome to the school scientist of the year awards where today's winners are a team of girls who designed and built a machine which enabled them to travel in time. Sadly they can't be with us today to accept their prize....

20/07/21 20:36:36

John  Glover Vote score: 22601John Glover

"Come on girls, Chequers is just around the corner, lets see Boris get out of this one."

20/07/21 20:50:06

Al Overy Vote score: 13242Al Overy

"For goodness sake, Steve. Why couldn't you have got the kids a puppy in lockdown like everyone else?"

20/07/21 20:36:16

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

"It's amazing- before Dave the personal trainer arrived, I couldn't get the kids out of the house, but now they're averaging 20k per day. He's quite the motivator- how does he do it?"

20/07/21 20:21:01

James Lennox Vote score: 11788James Lennox

Having arms too short for masturbation would make anyone a little cranky.

20/07/21 20:12:20

Mark England Vote score: 19993Mark England

"You idiot, I told you it wasn't a punch bag"

20/07/21 20:11:07

Al Overy Vote score: 13242Al Overy

"Quick! Let's hide in that jeep but then inexplicably shine a large flashlight in its eyes..."

20/07/21 20:00:18

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