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The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"You had to throw a stone at it didn't you?"

20/07/21 20:00:18

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How was I to know I'd hit him THERE? --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

3 military helicopters, 40 heavily armed marines and a rocket launcher were used to try incapacitate the T-Rex. In the end all it took was a headbutt from Peter Crouch.

20/07/21 20:08:55

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

Seeing a scrotum up close for the first time is scary enough, let alone one that's bigger than your head and dangling between the legs of a T-Rex.

20/07/21 20:00:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

What's worse than being eaten by a T-rex?

Being T-bagged.

20/07/21 20:00:11

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I bet that Rex you up. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"Dr Wu, what the hell have you made in that lab?"

"The base genome is TRex, we then included DNA from a frog and a seventy year old man that goes on holiday to Blackpool"

20/07/21 20:46:49

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Welcome to the school scientist of the year awards where today's winners are a team of girls who designed and built a machine which enabled them to travel in time. Sadly they can't be with us today to accept their prize....

20/07/21 20:36:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"Come on girls, Chequers is just around the corner, lets see Boris get out of this one."

20/07/21 20:50:06

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

"For goodness sake, Steve. Why couldn't you have got the kids a puppy in lockdown like everyone else?"

20/07/21 20:36:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"It's amazing- before Dave the personal trainer arrived, I couldn't get the kids out of the house, but now they're averaging 20k per day. He's quite the motivator- how does he do it?"

20/07/21 20:21:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

Having arms too short for masturbation would make anyone a little cranky.

20/07/21 20:12:20

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

"You idiot, I told you it wasn't a punch bag"

20/07/21 20:11:07

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

"Quick! Let's hide in that jeep but then inexplicably shine a large flashlight in its eyes..."

20/07/21 20:00:18

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

He's from the Scrotacious Period

20/07/21 22:29:31

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"I know she has learning issues but we can't hold her back a year in prmary school any longer."

20/07/21 20:46:24

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Greta and her friends lead the extinct rebellion.

20/07/21 20:43:11

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

The good old days when kids could play outside safely without a mask.

20/07/21 20:32:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Bet ya can't eat just one.

20/07/21 20:12:11

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

"Cross your legs, girls!"

20/07/21 20:08:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"I told you not to shout 'HEY, IF YOU'VE GOT SUCH BIG BALLS, WHY DON'T YOU CHASE US'..."

20/07/21 20:01:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

The Gland Before Time

20/07/21 20:01:39

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4886Crunchy Chords

"Wait, please don't run away! I only wanted to show you some of my captions."

20/07/21 20:00:48

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

T-bag-Rex

20/07/21 20:00:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

So that's what the T stands for.

20/07/21 20:00:21

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 735Barrie Bullock

Watch the dingle dangle start to swing.

21/07/21 8:16:50

 
John Beith Vote score: 262John Beith

"Right girls we've attached the sack of dynamite,now run for it."

20/07/21 22:58:52

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 990Ellen Duncalf

We always have the best days out with Kylie’s Mum.

20/07/21 22:16:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

This is just a trial to see how scary he is and these are our first testees

20/07/21 21:17:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

We call this one George Michael

20/07/21 21:14:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

The T-rex can stand 20 feet tall when fully erect

20/07/21 21:13:00

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

🎵 You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about....
"That's too hokey."
"Don't be pokey."

20/07/21 20:59:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

"Don't look back. And whatever you do, don't look between his legs. You'll be mesmerized and that will be all she wrote....
Wait a minute. Is this part of the writing of a novel? Why can't that bitch stick to wizards and demons?"

20/07/21 20:54:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

"No time to explain. Follow us Rex, Timmy's fallen down a well again and we have to get him out. Honestly, I don't know what the attraction is. That's the third time this week."

20/07/21 20:42:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Yes, it was controversial but also very effective. That's why it's called 'The School Run'."

20/07/21 20:39:22

 
stone face Vote score: 9861stone face

What a load of bollocks

20/07/21 20:37:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"I'm sure Teacher said we were going to see a Carnival."

20/07/21 20:36:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

"Hurry up and throw him that Snickers bar. Mark Labbett's not himself when he's hungry!"

20/07/21 20:24:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"Ooh, ooh- last one to the lake is a Dennis Nedry!"

20/07/21 20:21:46

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

It's definitely saur us

20/07/21 20:21:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

You said he was related to a big chicken.

20/07/21 20:16:57

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"I told you we shouldn't have used DNA from spermafrost."

20/07/21 20:15:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

Dinosaurs can get very competitive in the sac race.

20/07/21 20:11:42

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Tyrannosaurus Sex

20/07/21 20:11:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Girls love bad boys.

20/07/21 20:10:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Prostate Park

20/07/21 20:09:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

The Secret Seven (two of them have been eaten) Visit Jurassic Park

20/07/21 20:09:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

He's just looking for a pair of Tyrannosaurus kecks.

20/07/21 20:04:16

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4886Crunchy Chords

Jurassic Play Park

20/07/21 20:00:27

 
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