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"Mum, isnt that guy with the cane who keeps bumping into things your boss?"  "Quiet son, I called in sick today."
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James Lennox Vote score: 8974James Lennox

"Mum, isn't that guy with the cane who keeps bumping into things your boss?"

"Quiet son, I called in sick today."

16/07/21 20:35:12

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

"Don't worry son, if you fall off you won't get hurt. To protect you they've put down loads of little bits of wood. What are they called again? You know, chippings from the trunk of a tree? You can buy big bags of it from B & Q. For the life of me I can't remember what it's called..."

16/07/21 20:52:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

Meanwhile in the parallel universe..."Eugh, look at that dog picking that man's shit up. Honestly why would you bother having one. Gross"

16/07/21 20:08:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

''This used to be a really good play area but recently it's gone to the dogs.''

16/07/21 20:05:14

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"What's that long red thing mum."
"It's just your dad getting excited again."

16/07/21 20:21:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

Undercover sniffer puppy meets his first pusher.

16/07/21 20:08:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Just look at your father over there. He's so embarrassing, sniffing around that bitch again."

16/07/21 20:04:11

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

These dog parks are getting more advanced than just walking round a field.

16/07/21 20:03:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"I never originally wanted a dog, so this was the nearest I could get to having a pet kangaroo"

16/07/21 20:03:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

The military, being set in their ways, refused to accept the change and the dogapult never caught on.

16/07/21 21:05:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

"Can I go on the houndabout next?"

16/07/21 20:26:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"Tom, that's not what you do with their leads and harness."

16/07/21 20:25:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Why are you looking at us so strangely darling? You haven't taken another one of those funny blue pills you bought off Derek for a fiver have you?"

16/07/21 20:01:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"I think you'll be more impressed by the roundabout. My mate Dougal runs it."

16/07/21 20:00:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

Stabbing a puppy's tail from the crossbar of some park swings is a new low. Even for a Terminator T-1000.

16/07/21 20:00:21

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

"Okay there's the fire engine, they'll soon have you out of there"

17/07/21 10:09:45

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

No dogging in the park.

16/07/21 23:28:19

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

“It’s the only way I can stop him from pinching the toilet roll.”

16/07/21 22:45:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Golden Oscillators

16/07/21 22:21:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Sorry, bitch, I don't swing that way.

16/07/21 22:20:26

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

"When you are older I will take you on a shoot".

16/07/21 22:05:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

When we get home mum can I slide my arse over the carpet?

16/07/21 22:04:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Labradorable

16/07/21 20:49:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Look at that filthy, disgusting cat, son. We have humans to clean up after us. We would NEVER do that in the sandpit."

16/07/21 20:43:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

The Hound of the Basket thrills

16/07/21 20:30:27

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

Push pup

16/07/21 20:00:28

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

Swinger Spaniel

16/07/21 20:00:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Ok son, which do you prefer, swinging or dogging?"

16/07/21 20:00:10

 
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