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"Mum, isn't that guy with the cane who keeps bumping into things your boss?"

"Quiet son, I called in sick today."

16/07/21 20:35:12

"Don't worry son, if you fall off you won't get hurt. To protect you they've put down loads of little bits of wood. What are they called again? You know, chippings from the trunk of a tree? You can buy big bags of it from B & Q. For the life of me I can't remember what it's called..."

16/07/21 20:52:01

Meanwhile in the parallel universe..."Eugh, look at that dog picking that man's shit up. Honestly why would you bother having one. Gross"

16/07/21 20:08:16

''This used to be a really good play area but recently it's gone to the dogs.''

16/07/21 20:05:14

"What's that long red thing mum."
"It's just your dad getting excited again."

16/07/21 20:21:55

Undercover sniffer puppy meets his first pusher.

16/07/21 20:08:10

"Just look at your father over there. He's so embarrassing, sniffing around that bitch again."

16/07/21 20:04:11

These dog parks are getting more advanced than just walking round a field.

16/07/21 20:03:25

"I never originally wanted a dog, so this was the nearest I could get to having a pet kangaroo"

16/07/21 20:03:11