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"Oh good, Im glad youre all here. Sallys just turned up in the bar. Have you seen what shes wearing? She mustve got dressed in the dark. Apparently she snogged a Pelican last night. What a Trollop. Can I borrow your lipstick? I wanna draw a knob on t
"Oh good, Im glad youre all here. Sallys just turned up in the bar. Have you seen what shes wearing? She mustve got dressed in the dark. Apparently she snogged a Pelican last night. What a Trollop. Can I borrow your lipstick? I wanna draw a knob on t photo | portfolio
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The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"Oh good, I'm glad you're all here. Sally's just turned up in the bar. Have you seen what she's wearing? She must've got dressed in the dark. Apparently she snogged a Pelican last night. What a Trollop. Can I borrow your lipstick? I wanna draw a knob on the toilet door and write 'Sally woz ere'....Oh Hi Sally, glad you're joining us. Have you seen Julie tonight? What the hell is she wearing? I heard she...."

14/07/21 8:53:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"Lady Ga Ga, your outfit's arrived."

14/07/21 9:00:20

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Dave, you idiot, I said Flamenco dancers!"

14/07/21 8:01:29

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Don't you just hate it when somebody else shows up wearing the same thing as you?"

14/07/21 8:03:58

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Yes, it's hard to be original. --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"You'd think David Attenborough would get us a better dressing room after all that fancy dancing we just did."

14/07/21 8:01:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"I mean it this time- if that bloody Alice employs one more enantiomorphic logical paradox or inverted First-Order Lindenbaum"“Henkin proof of completeness I'm going to scream."

14/07/21 9:19:54

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Thanks, cap auth, I just spent a delightful half hour learning about the looking glass paradox. I confess, the proof of completeness is entirely beyond my little brain. :^) -Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

Flamingo Land Resort Hotel. Latest reviews.

1 star. Rubbish. Too many locals.

14/07/21 8:21:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

There's a leak in the toilets so you'll need your waders.

14/07/21 8:01:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Don't worry guys, the Queen of Hearts will never find us in here."

14/07/21 8:00:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the pinkest of us all?"

14/07/21 8:00:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

"The audience loved us, follow that Swans"

14/07/21 9:35:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

"So why is it we stand on one leg?"

"Legend says that it all started off with an itchy arse"

14/07/21 9:17:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

''I got the drinks ages ago. Where the hell are they?''

''Don't worry, Dave, you know what birds are like. They'll probably be preening themselves in the toilet.''

14/07/21 8:32:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"Hurry up, there's a queue out here"

14/07/21 8:13:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

Who would of thought that in the year 2030 flamingos would identify as women. They now have access to Ladies Toilets, although straw has to be put down because they tend to shit on the floor.

14/07/21 8:06:30

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Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

"God, this is embarrassing..."

14/07/21 8:02:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Bernie Clifton can't believe his luck!

14/07/21 10:36:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

Don't you just hate it when you ask a stranger their opinion then all of a sudden everyone else wades in

14/07/21 8:39:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

The Night of the Living Bathroom Ornaments.

14/07/21 8:29:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

''I won't be performing at this event next year. The toilet facilities at these Spanish music festivals are absolutely dreadful.''

14/07/21 8:21:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

The World Standing on One Leg in a Bathroom Championships were about to begin...

14/07/21 8:04:59

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Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"I love your lipstick, Michelle. What shade is it?"
"Shocking Shrimp."

14/07/21 8:04:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8974James Lennox

"Come on, I'm busting, would you all hurry up and just flamin'go!"

14/07/21 8:01:22

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

Just going to Powder my beak.

14/07/21 12:29:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

He was not the first entertainments manager to think that the Flamingos were a pop group.

14/07/21 12:09:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

With the nightclubs reopening there will be a lot of gossip for the girls to catch up on.

14/07/21 10:22:29

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

"Dave, did you get the 'miracle grow grass seed and chicken feed mixed up again?"

14/07/21 9:46:51

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

"I'm not looking in that other mirror, it puts 10lbs on your neck"

14/07/21 9:28:50

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

"Hey guys, come and see these pretty birds in the next room."

14/07/21 9:09:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Study reveals the only time flamingoes need to stand on two legs is to take a piss.

14/07/21 8:00:39

 
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