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"Oh good, Im glad youre all here. Sallys just turned up in the bar. Have you seen what shes wearing? She mustve got dressed in the dark. Apparently she snogged a Pelican last night. What a Trollop. Can I borrow your lipstick? I wanna draw a knob on t
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The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Oh good, I'm glad you're all here. Sally's just turned up in the bar. Have you seen what she's wearing? She must've got dressed in the dark. Apparently she snogged a Pelican last night. What a Trollop. Can I borrow your lipstick? I wanna draw a knob on the toilet door and write 'Sally woz ere'....Oh Hi Sally, glad you're joining us. Have you seen Julie tonight? What the hell is she wearing? I heard she...."

14/07/21 8:53:51

Ian Skelding Vote score: 28791Ian Skelding

"Lady Ga Ga, your outfit's arrived."

14/07/21 9:00:20

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10101Hercules Rockefeller

"Dave, you idiot, I said Flamenco dancers!"

14/07/21 8:01:29

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10101Hercules Rockefeller

"Don't you just hate it when somebody else shows up wearing the same thing as you?"

14/07/21 8:03:58

Yes, it's hard to be original. --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 24709Stephen Bean

"You'd think David Attenborough would get us a better dressing room after all that fancy dancing we just did."

14/07/21 8:01:27

Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

"I mean it this time- if that bloody Alice employs one more enantiomorphic logical paradox or inverted First-Order Lindenbaum"“Henkin proof of completeness I'm going to scream."

14/07/21 9:19:54

Thanks, cap auth, I just spent a delightful half hour learning about the looking glass paradox. I confess, the proof of completeness is entirely beyond my little brain. :^) -Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Flamingo Land Resort Hotel. Latest reviews.

1 star. Rubbish. Too many locals.

14/07/21 8:21:33

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 18197Vanessa the Guesser

There's a leak in the toilets so you'll need your waders.

14/07/21 8:01:38

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24709Stephen Bean

"Don't worry guys, the Queen of Hearts will never find us in here."

14/07/21 8:00:17

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24709Stephen Bean

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the pinkest of us all?"

14/07/21 8:00:08

Mark Wilson Vote score: 4677Mark Wilson

"The audience loved us, follow that Swans"

14/07/21 9:35:45

Mark Wilson Vote score: 4677Mark Wilson

"So why is it we stand on one leg?"

"Legend says that it all started off with an itchy arse"

14/07/21 9:17:48

Dave Bryan Vote score: 22016Dave Bryan

''I got the drinks ages ago. Where the hell are they?''

''Don't worry, Dave, you know what birds are like. They'll probably be preening themselves in the toilet.''

14/07/21 8:32:11

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Hurry up, there's a queue out here"

14/07/21 8:13:11

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13402Neil Mackenzie

Who would of thought that in the year 2030 flamingos would identify as women. They now have access to Ladies Toilets, although straw has to be put down because they tend to shit on the floor.

14/07/21 8:06:30

Al Overy Vote score: 13242Al Overy

"God, this is embarrassing..."

14/07/21 8:02:03

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