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"They can take Mum and the boy,   but Ill be blowed if I let those aliens abduct Dad."
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4886Crunchy Chords

"They can take Mum and the boy,

but I'll be blowed if I let those aliens abduct Dad."

11/07/21 20:00:09

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

the dogs bollocks

11/07/21 23:31:21

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I had to remove mine because mine had "They're" as well as the rest of your comment. --Barrie Bullock
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

It's not coming home

11/07/21 22:44:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

"Put him down!"

11/07/21 21:48:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Gland Rover

11/07/21 21:14:53

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5353Lucky Elperro

We can all get a bit over excited when we hear the Mr Whippy van.

11/07/21 23:18:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

The Groin Pains of Adrian Mole aged 53 and 3/4

11/07/21 20:19:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21536Troompa Loompa

Luke Shaw scoring for England is the dog's bollocks.

11/07/21 20:07:05

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alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

The dog's an Italian supporter and he's sick of hearing it's coming home.

11/07/21 20:02:57

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"He bit a pizza me!" --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

I trained my dog to attack certain movements prior to inviting our Italian friends over to watch the final.

11/07/21 20:00:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

Top Tip: when adopting a rescue dog, always check that it doesn't have the attack command of 'Jazz Hands'.

11/07/21 23:11:56

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"I think its safe to say that your guide dog is defective."

11/07/21 23:09:06

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

'I'm not fussy about the two veg, but I'll take the meat.'

11/07/21 20:50:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Bill was pleased with his new trousers from the charity shop. He had no idea they used to belong to the vet.

11/07/21 20:35:59

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1021Charles Gilbert

"Neuter 'me' will you?..."

11/07/21 20:22:14

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"It was so fun, I wanted to show you what it was like." --Willie Johnson
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

The English sheep dog was not happy that the Rossi family were supporting Italy.

11/07/21 20:20:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

Any takers for the rabies vaccine?

11/07/21 20:10:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"Don't worry, he's only playing"

11/07/21 20:05:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

Bit below the belt.

12/07/21 12:53:04

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

"Get down Shep!"

12/07/21 0:53:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

When we rescued the dog the shelter said to be careful because the dog is always panting.

11/07/21 22:01:32

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

No wonder he's crotchety.

11/07/21 20:40:32

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

The McTavishes were overjoyed with the 'Home an aggressive sheepdog, get a free vasectomy' offer.

11/07/21 20:18:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Spotted dick

11/07/21 20:09:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

A whole new ball game

11/07/21 20:06:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Crotchdog

11/07/21 20:00:07

 
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