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The Queen picks another winner at Ascot.
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John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

The Queen picks another winner at Ascot.

02/06/21 12:13:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3673Scrijjy Doo

Everyone loves royal jelly, but no one wants to see how it's made.

02/06/21 15:43:29

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Yeah. I remember that episode, when the queen turns into a giant bee.  --Glyn Evans
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

The Queen posts her first photo after signing up for a Flickr account.

02/06/21 12:00:10

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 429Nina Dutton

“We are snot amused.”

02/06/21 12:00:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

Queen Picktoria

02/06/21 12:00:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

Elizabeth Mary Windsor, Queen of Snots

02/06/21 12:00:12

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

Her Majesty proving that the royal Family are indeed snotty-nosed.

02/06/21 12:09:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

"I know you don't like her much Meghan, but I'm not sure it was a good idea putting superglue on Grandma's glove."

02/06/21 12:08:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

The Bogey Ma'am

02/06/21 12:00:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

"Now get the bit between your teeth", advised Mr Ed.

02/06/21 16:44:19

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

She's inspecting the Coldstream Guards.

02/06/21 20:50:40

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

It took the Queen a few days to re-adjust back to normal after she and Philip did Celebrity Wife Swap with John McCririck and his wife.

02/06/21 12:50:26

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

On her royal International visits, The Queen proves that she really is a good sport. This is her visiting the Mongolian Mountain Pygmies, giving them their traditional greeting.

02/06/21 12:33:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

It would be worse if it was Prince Charles. There's nothing more disgusting than a bogey with a heir on it.

02/06/21 12:27:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

One of those chameleons got loose. And she's trying to find it again.

02/06/21 12:12:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"That's normally her ring finger."

02/06/21 12:09:44

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There's a ring around it now. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

Queen Vickstoria

02/06/21 12:01:59

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Gotta take your finger out before you can nod. --Willie Johnson
Prakash  Selvam Prakash Selvam

Royal Discipline

04/06/21 11:23:20

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

Another one bites the dust, by Queen.

02/06/21 21:08:45

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

Heads or Snot Trails

02/06/21 20:07:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

"Charles ... Fetch the Bogey Man."

02/06/21 16:21:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11850Mr Dome

Jeeves not now I'm watching the changing of guard

02/06/21 15:53:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3673Scrijjy Doo

"I christen thee, the HMS Booger."

02/06/21 15:42:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3231Mark Wilson

Rare stamp for sale on Ebay

02/06/21 15:14:03

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"Out of all the royal noses, I pick mine."

02/06/21 14:24:25

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

Apparently Prince Philip had been keeping the Queen in check ensuring she was polite, civilised and dignified at all times. Who'd have thunk it?

02/06/21 12:44:38

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5939Karyn Harrison

"Who am I shaking hands with next?"

"John Lydon Ma'am."

02/06/21 12:39:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

"Quick, show me where our horrible prime minister is about to sit."

02/06/21 12:27:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

"Once one has successfully removed the offending bogie, what does one do with it now?"

02/06/21 12:24:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

If you can refrain from commenting on this, you're a booger man than I.

02/06/21 12:23:05

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

*Sniff* "Fish?"

The horrible moment when you realise you've accidently put on Prince Andrew's gloves

02/06/21 12:11:17

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"Henry the 8th had Greensleeves. I'm having Green fingers"

02/06/21 12:09:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

Noble gases?

02/06/21 12:03:30

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Although invisible to the naked eye, the Queen can detect a single dust particle by smell.

02/06/21 12:00:27

 
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