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Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

So my jealous ex is a pilot and I'm pretty sure he's following me.

08/05/21 16:44:20

 
HaHaHa YouLie Vote score: 22HaHaHa YouLie

"Just slam on the brakes! Teach these idiots a lesson on tailgating."

08/05/21 14:36:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15036Dave Bryan

Wing mirror

08/05/21 12:00:14

 
stone face Vote score: 9752stone face

Ryanair take off support worker.."ok, release the tow rope."

08/05/21 12:32:50

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7231C CaMel

“I only got a ticket cos the cop didn’t like my altitude.”

08/05/21 19:36:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

"This is your captain again. No, seriously guys, fifth time lucky, I've got this."

08/05/21 12:12:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12476The Wolf

"When I ordered a taxi..."

08/05/21 12:01:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25255Ian Skelding

"Overtake then you stupid Fokker."

08/05/21 12:59:11

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

Oldjets in the mirror are closer than they appear.

08/05/21 12:00:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

Planes, Lanes and Automobiles

08/05/21 12:00:08

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Good film --Mr Dome
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

You see how close that plane is behind us?

Nevermind that where's the caravan gone?

08/05/21 17:28:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

Should've gone to Specsavers

08/05/21 14:43:58

 
stone face Vote score: 9752stone face

"This is your captain speaking. The bad news is we're making an emergency landing on the M62. The good news is, if we don't all die, we should be right next to the Little Chef."

08/05/21 12:31:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

Pilots report making a few errors on their return to flying. Dave said he had got mixed up because last week he was driving a delivery van for Amazon.

08/05/21 20:19:55

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Dave couldn't work out why the plane was getting bigger and bigger in his mirror... then it hit him

08/05/21 17:48:52

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"Quickly, they're gaining on us!.. they're gaining on us!...faster, oh, wait Dave don't you remember we said we'd give those nice fundamentalist gentlemen a tow after they said that their plane had broken down? Where is it they said that they... --Glyn Evans
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

Turns out I didn't need to pick my sister up from the airport after all.

08/05/21 16:35:34

 
HaHaHa YouLie Vote score: 22HaHaHa YouLie

Slut Airlines about to do another rear-ender.

08/05/21 14:35:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

Air Farce One

08/05/21 12:54:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

The Los Angeles airport safety measures were a bit LAX.

08/05/21 12:47:59

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12476The Wolf

"Tony, do you know when you picked me up from the airport half an hour ago, and you called that guy in the car in front of us a wanker. Well, I have a feeling that he was a pilot turning up for his shift"

08/05/21 12:20:43

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

There’s no wonder the Sat Nav was going for £1.99 on E-Bay.

08/05/21 12:00:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12476The Wolf

"Ok Dave, jump out and you might still make it"

08/05/21 12:00:16

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2781Willie Johnson

"This is your captain speaking. We are going to pick up some car-go before we take off. Fasten your seat belts."

08/05/21 21:53:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Ground control to major tit

08/05/21 17:26:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21651John Glover

Geoff was in a difficult situation, it was plane to see.

08/05/21 13:50:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

Plight of the Navigator

08/05/21 12:52:48

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

BREAKING: Plane carrying Rag'n'Bone Man, Beth Ditto and Meatloaf is forced to abort after several failed attempts at take off.

08/05/21 12:49:21

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 34102Tony Edwards

Scareplane!

08/05/21 12:49:00

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

French angler sets up a blockade in Jersy over fly fishing rights.

08/05/21 12:46:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34102Tony Edwards

Tailgater

08/05/21 12:23:28

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

Rare footage from the original Top Gear pilot episode.

08/05/21 12:22:27

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 391Nina Dutton

“Daddy, big bird is chasing us.”
“Don’t be silly, we left Sesame Street ages ago.”

08/05/21 12:13:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out of the port windows you'll get a lovely view of Newport Pagnall Services."

08/05/21 12:10:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15036Dave Bryan

Unexpected safety issues mar opening of new Heathrow runway.

08/05/21 12:08:35

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

"I don't mind Bob coming on holiday with us it's just, since he won the lottery, he's got a bit flash."

08/05/21 12:07:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

When you borrow the company vehicle for the weekend, hoping nobody will notice.

08/05/21 12:07:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12476The Wolf

"Captain, I know I'm only the co-pilot, but what the hell are you doing? This isn't a runway"

"Yeah I know but there's a McDonald's drive thru on this road and I forgot my sandwiches"

08/05/21 12:05:00

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8069Glyn Evans

"Look at this joker, he wants to overtake but he's not even indicating..."

08/05/21 12:03:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15036Dave Bryan

Plane stupid

08/05/21 12:01:13

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 391Nina Dutton

“Darling, I think you made a wrong turn back there. I’m sure this isn’t the M6.”

08/05/21 12:01:11

 
Molly R Vote score: 2887Molly R

"I told you it still isn't safe to travel abroad."

08/05/21 12:00:28

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Airlines clamp down on couples joining the mile high club

08/05/21 23:49:41

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

"This is your Captain speaking, the next stop is Heston Services, please ring the bell if you want off."

08/05/21 12:58:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15337Vanessa the Guesser

Close but no duty free cigar

08/05/21 12:42:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34102Tony Edwards

The Government trials a new type of smart motorway for use by cars and planes.

08/05/21 12:38:29

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

I've just become a member of the mile high dogging club.

08/05/21 12:36:46

 
stone face Vote score: 9752stone face

"Fuckin sat nav."

08/05/21 12:28:14

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8282Hercules Rockefeller

"Dear, could you please turn off the autopilot already?"

08/05/21 12:28:01

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 391Nina Dutton

“Dad, I told you not to flip the bird, you’ve really pissed him off.”

08/05/21 12:20:08

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

First one to see a jumbo wins, apparently their is lots of elephants at this safari park.

08/05/21 12:18:18

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 391Nina Dutton

“I spy with my little eye, something beginning with A.”
“Touch blue, give me a clue.”

08/05/21 12:16:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

"...estimated arrival time is around 76 hours."

08/05/21 12:14:54

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

Meaning you'll get a much better photo out of the back window - duh!

08/05/21 12:09:04

 
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