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Mark England Vote score: 18651Mark England

Dr David Banner's pet Chameleons knew when he was going to change before he did

01/06/21 20:13:18

 
John Beith Vote score: 248John Beith

'Oh aren't they well camouflaged?"

"Aren't what well camouflaged?"

01/06/21 20:17:58

 
Tony S Vote score: 2701Tony S

"Noah I think we have some stowaways."

01/06/21 20:05:36

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8877James Lennox

"These chameleons are rubbish at camouflage."

"One of them's Ok, Susan only has four fingers."

01/06/21 20:43:14

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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3784Scrijjy Doo

You never know what you'll find when you pick your nose.

01/06/21 21:01:48

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1018Charles Gilbert

Do you have a few minutes to discuss our lord and saviour Godzilla?

01/06/21 20:36:54

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24832Michael Winner

*whisper* "Even for those who see them coming, their small size and cute demeanor often lure in the unwary. Few survive the death bite of the Vampire Chameleon."

01/06/21 20:01:07

 
Ryan French Vote score: 130Ryan French

You've got to kiss a few toads before marrying your Prince.

06/06/21 17:59:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12031Mr Dome

Horrible, slimey little things that I don't want anyway near me. Anyway, enough about Jimmy Saville's hands

01/06/21 23:11:46

 
stone face Vote score: 9843stone face

On the planet Chameleosis, excitment ensues as the chameleon hunting party returns with a five legged, pink flippopotamus. Only to find out it's ringed and belongs to the National Trust (Chameleosis Division).

01/06/21 20:40:32

 
Tony S Vote score: 2701Tony S

All our chameleons are hand fed thanks to feasting on the severed hand of the crocodile handler.

01/06/21 20:35:42

 
John Beith Vote score: 248John Beith

Apparently chameleons can be a real handful.

01/06/21 20:22:56

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21392Troompa Loompa

Ring the changes.

01/06/21 20:18:40

 
John Beith Vote score: 248John Beith

The doctor said I must have more greens.

01/06/21 20:14:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12031Mr Dome

- It looks like they blend in well
- Only one way to find out - just throw them in and turn it on

01/06/21 20:13:49

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5612Kenny Ireland

Newt-ons left hand rule.

01/06/21 20:05:23

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4874Crunchy Chords

You can tell that this bloke is married.
He's trying not to look at her, whilst she is rolling her eyes as if to say, "Oh bloody hell, not this again, well come on then let's get it over with."

01/06/21 20:00:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24832Michael Winner

Calmer chameleons.

01/06/21 20:00:10

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 569Gavin Smithers

The moment when David Attenborough discovered humpbacks in his own garden.

02/06/21 21:18:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2893Willie Johnson

Oh no, the plant is becoming a sentient being.

01/06/21 21:39:06

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3420Mark Wilson

Look at them two at it again, I'm sure they used to be cats in a previous caption

01/06/21 21:33:24

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3420Mark Wilson

Green fingered

01/06/21 21:31:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17719Stephen Bean

"Mrs Jones, this is the most unusual case of warts I've ever seen."

01/06/21 21:16:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3784Scrijjy Doo

Eat plenty of greens.

01/06/21 20:58:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17719Stephen Bean

"They won't let go, the little Pascals."

01/06/21 20:58:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34276Tony Edwards

Charmeleons

01/06/21 20:36:14

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5414Chris Halliwell

Lizard Point.

01/06/21 20:32:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25497Ian Skelding

They're rabia

01/06/21 20:30:04

 
stone face Vote score: 9843stone face

"It's not good keeping that many chameleons."

"Why?"

"It's bad for your kharma kharma kharma."

01/06/21 20:28:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34276Tony Edwards

Greedy little bastards bit the hand that fed them.

01/06/21 20:26:58

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 988Ellen Duncalf

Colour ring.

01/06/21 20:26:49

 
Tony S Vote score: 2701Tony S

"Why have I been unable to breed this group of chameleons?"
"They are all a boy George."

01/06/21 20:25:40

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8485Hercules Rockefeller

"Clever girls."

01/06/21 20:10:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4874Crunchy Chords

"No, I need a hand blender."

01/06/21 20:05:30

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8485Hercules Rockefeller

Unbeleafable

01/06/21 20:04:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15550Vanessa the Guesser

Always check that Pets At Home give you the correct change.

01/06/21 20:02:00

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8239Glyn Evans

"Cross my palm with silver...hey, none of you guys are silver..."

01/06/21 20:00:53

 
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