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Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"I'm not sure Fukushima was the best place for a fishing holiday."

03/05/21 20:04:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

Nosferatuna.

04/05/21 8:41:38

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Are the fish biting today?

What do you think happened to my other arm!

03/05/21 21:30:54

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"...and, since Brexit, we've been able to catch 50% more of these... things. So, Yay?"

03/05/21 20:01:52

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Even better with a question mark? (So, Yay?) --Willie Johnson
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

Those worms never stood a chance.

03/05/21 20:38:43

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Right, it's hard to wriggle away with a hook in your side. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

A Fish Called What da..

03/05/21 20:20:04

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Welcome to Caption.me Prince Andrew. I'm not surprised you commented anonymously.  --Troompa Loompa
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Darling, I'm loving the Russian cuisine. Last night we enjoyed Chicken Kiev, now let's try the Chernobyl Carp!

03/05/21 20:08:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Wtf, this isn't my flip flop no wonder my feet were hurting

03/05/21 20:15:31

 
Molly R Vote score: 2782Molly R

Dogfish

04/05/21 6:08:13

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I should have looked first i had to delete mine it was identical. --Barrie Bullock
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

Could somebody pass the vinegar.

03/05/21 20:45:07

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Hey, I’m all for Bill Gates’ GMO lab-factory grown meat & fish... but I don’t remember lobsters looking like that.

03/05/21 20:01:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

This could be a plaice for Mulder and Scully.

03/05/21 20:00:55

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"So, you saw Jesus in your toast? That's nothing, I saw Satan in my haddock!"

03/05/21 20:00:13

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Maybe it's a sign you catholics shouldn't be fishing on Fridays? --SnapDragon D
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 494Gavin Smithers

Ronaldinho didn't take well to Brazilian prison life.

04/05/21 20:53:39

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

Ugly Forshore

03/05/21 23:58:52

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

Some Planet of the Apes individuals have obviously been doing rudies with the local mermaids.

03/05/21 20:46:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Fish and chops

03/05/21 20:25:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Enjoy Kraken-of-the-Sea Brand Tuna

03/05/21 20:13:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Monster of the Deep

03/05/21 20:04:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"Lovely catch darling but I think I'll skip fish and chips tonight."

03/05/21 20:00:11

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

“Sweetheart, you know I was very accepting to her coming along on our honeymoon.. but perhaps you could help apply a little sunscreen on your mother..”

03/05/21 20:00:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

That moment of terror when you realize he had been fishing for YOU.

04/05/21 19:55:48

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

The fish are certainly biting.

04/05/21 9:19:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

When my girlfriend left me they told me there were plenty more fish in the sea. I think I’ll stick to wanking.

04/05/21 6:58:06

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

“You caught my mother-in-law.”

04/05/21 1:35:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

The original Ku Klux Klan founder

03/05/21 22:27:31

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Flounder? Or the original KKK founder was a fisherman? But found out that catching fish wasn't a great money maker, so decided to create his own social club was a better idea. It was a great way to network amongst the racist community and make mo... --Glyn Evans
stone face Vote score: 9418stone face

Finally scientist find the head of the Baboon Fish..

03/05/21 21:11:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

"This is a Babel Fish. It'll translate anything you say. Stick it in your ear."

"!#*% *#!"

"You said 'fuck off', right?"

03/05/21 20:56:54

 
Mark England Vote score: 18089Mark England

"I chopped off its head, like I told you so
NOW there's no such thing as a Gruffalo"

03/05/21 20:54:17

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

There are loads of these around the Ork-ney Islands.

03/05/21 20:47:49

 
Tony S Vote score: 1828Tony S

Sue believed she had been dating Alf from the 80s TV series bit turned out it just a nob in a mask.

03/05/21 20:44:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"I've got a bite."

03/05/21 20:43:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

I can JRHartley believe it's real.

03/05/21 20:39:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

Eelyore

03/05/21 20:16:58

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 216Nina Dutton

I'm trying to hook her up and reel her in, but she's not taking the bait.

03/05/21 20:12:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"Tom, take my Mum's dentures out of that fish now and give them back to her."

03/05/21 20:11:42

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Put that in your pike and smoke it.

03/05/21 20:11:38

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"Christ, Dave, you didn't tell me you were fishing for dinosaurs."

03/05/21 20:09:03

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Doh! Mr Burns won't be happy when he finds out I put his goldfish in the pond at work."

03/05/21 20:06:04

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Flay-O-Fish

03/05/21 20:00:23

 
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