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Tony S Vote score: 1402Tony S

Always check the dimensions when buying a model Taj Mahal on Ebay.

03/04/21 20:39:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

How many hats does a woman need?

03/04/21 20:18:44

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

There goes the office stationary supplier. Gotta give him A4 effort

03/04/21 23:01:13

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5188Lucky Elperro

Having worked for the Chinese secret service, Wang (name changed) took a mirror and checked under his bicycle every morning for explosives.

03/04/21 22:07:05

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Changed to Wong (Sorry Wong name). New name Hwang. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15600Stephen Bean

Pedaling drugs

03/04/21 20:33:09

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That's a lot of drugs. --Willie Johnson
SnapDragon D Vote score: 153SnapDragon D

"Let's go camping," she said, "we won't need to bring much," she said..

03/04/21 23:35:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8061James Lennox

Always an opportunist, Raj fed his family for a year with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

03/04/21 20:20:28

 
Tony S Vote score: 1402Tony S

Produced in India and destined for Europe the drug trafficker believes the street value of the haul ofAstra Zenica drug could be as much as £3.50

03/04/21 20:07:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23988Michael Winner

Police have issued a photograph of one of the suspects who stole the entire West Wing.

04/04/21 10:01:31

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20297Troompa Loompa

When transporting bubble wrap you need a lot of polystyrene to make sure none of the bubbles get popped.

03/04/21 20:58:37

 
Tony S Vote score: 1402Tony S

Having moved to India Jack was sure his mum would be happy this time as he swapped the magic beans for an igloo

03/04/21 20:03:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15600Stephen Bean

"I wish Gulliver would stop having sugar in his tea."

03/04/21 20:01:06

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

caption.me start doing postal votes

03/04/21 23:50:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11782The Wolf

If you can't do a Wheelie then that's absolutely fine. But don't cheat.

03/04/21 22:21:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11449Mr Dome

Tofu peddlar

03/04/21 21:57:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11707Neil Mackenzie

This guy on a bike was blocking the road.

03/04/21 21:27:45

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Yeah right. I'll believe that when I see... ohhh. --Willie Johnson
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

The mystery is finally solved, this is really how they moved Stone Henge all those years ago

03/04/21 20:41:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

It's a tough job being a home insulation salesman in India.

03/04/21 20:41:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11782The Wolf

"This is the worst delivery job I've ever had. They could've given me a bike that went forwards"

03/04/21 20:30:15

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

Deliveroo employee of the month..

03/04/21 20:23:44

 
SHA SHA Vote score: 194SHA SHA

3rd World Amazon Prime

05/04/21 1:47:08

 
Lady Scotland Lady Scotland

Mima paused in the doorway. The coast was clear,her husband wouldn't be home for an hour. Enough time to pack away all those secret parcels from eBay,and she fancied keeping the man in the bike too. If he could pedal a bike with all that, imagine what he'd be like in bed !!!

04/04/21 14:59:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23988Michael Winner

His sugar intake is even more surprising when you realise that he's a diabetic.

04/04/21 10:00:05

 
Ryan French Vote score: 19Ryan French

Drugs trade thriving, after deliveroo jump on bored handling deliverys.

04/04/21 1:39:04

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 153SnapDragon D

Deliveroo to Gérard Depardieu

03/04/21 23:57:10

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 153SnapDragon D

As the EU forces Greece into insolvency, they're forced to sell the Parthenon to China.

03/04/21 23:55:13

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 153SnapDragon D

"Oh, I don't mind the deliveries.. it's the bloody returns!"

03/04/21 23:34:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

Quire practise.

03/04/21 23:29:31

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

Pelotonne

03/04/21 23:12:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21443John Glover

"No need to rush Dillip, it's Christmas Eve, another 24 hours before boxing day."

03/04/21 22:09:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

The circus comes to town.

03/04/21 21:26:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11449Mr Dome

Deliverorgan

03/04/21 21:08:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

Low bridge sign, better duck thought Dave Son

03/04/21 21:07:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"That Italian Naval Officer should be with us soon Igor."

03/04/21 20:55:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15600Stephen Bean

Brieasy Rider

03/04/21 20:51:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

Pyramid selling

03/04/21 20:50:04

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

It'll never fly.

03/04/21 20:47:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15600Stephen Bean

Cubicycle

03/04/21 20:37:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

Reamracer

03/04/21 20:34:18

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

"Don't laugh, but I've got this horrible feeling that these huge white things are chasing me. They're still behind me aren't they?"

03/04/21 20:30:51

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 938Charles Gilbert

It was then that Chen realized that delivery service from the all-you-can-eat buffet was a very bad idea.

03/04/21 20:29:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15600Stephen Bean

Boxercise

03/04/21 20:27:22

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1468Dot Old

Deliverookie

03/04/21 20:24:36

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

Life’s a breeze...block.

03/04/21 20:19:30

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Sadly, about fifty cyclists a year are killed by abnormal feta cheese.

03/04/21 20:04:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

Ping's shantytown home would be complete, just as soon as he finished the boxroom.

03/04/21 20:02:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15600Stephen Bean

Balance Armstrong

03/04/21 20:00:28

 
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