Always check the dimensions when buying a model Taj Mahal on Ebay.

03/04/21 20:39:25

How many hats does a woman need?

03/04/21 20:18:44

There goes the office stationary supplier. Gotta give him A4 effort

03/04/21 23:01:13

lol

Having worked for the Chinese secret service, Wang (name changed) took a mirror and checked under his bicycle every morning for explosives.

03/04/21 22:07:05

Pedaling drugs

03/04/21 20:33:09

"Let's go camping," she said, "we won't need to bring much," she said..

03/04/21 23:35:37

Always an opportunist, Raj fed his family for a year with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

03/04/21 20:20:28

Produced in India and destined for Europe the drug trafficker believes the street value of the haul ofAstra Zenica drug could be as much as £3.50

03/04/21 20:07:11

Police have issued a photograph of one of the suspects who stole the entire West Wing.

04/04/21 10:01:31

When transporting bubble wrap you need a lot of polystyrene to make sure none of the bubbles get popped.

03/04/21 20:58:37

Having moved to India Jack was sure his mum would be happy this time as he swapped the magic beans for an igloo

03/04/21 20:03:35

"I wish Gulliver would stop having sugar in his tea."

03/04/21 20:01:06

caption.me start doing postal votes

03/04/21 23:50:23

If you can't do a Wheelie then that's absolutely fine. But don't cheat.

03/04/21 22:21:19

Tofu peddlar

03/04/21 21:57:08

This guy on a bike was blocking the road.

03/04/21 21:27:45

The mystery is finally solved, this is really how they moved Stone Henge all those years ago

03/04/21 20:41:32

It's a tough job being a home insulation salesman in India.

03/04/21 20:41:16

"This is the worst delivery job I've ever had. They could've given me a bike that went forwards"

03/04/21 20:30:15

Deliveroo employee of the month..

03/04/21 20:23:44

3rd World Amazon Prime

05/04/21 1:47:08

Mima paused in the doorway. The coast was clear,her husband wouldn't be home for an hour. Enough time to pack away all those secret parcels from eBay,and she fancied keeping the man in the bike too. If he could pedal a bike with all that, imagine what he'd be like in bed !!!

04/04/21 14:59:29

His sugar intake is even more surprising when you realise that he's a diabetic.

04/04/21 10:00:05

Drugs trade thriving, after deliveroo jump on bored handling deliverys.

04/04/21 1:39:04

Deliveroo to Gérard Depardieu

03/04/21 23:57:10

As the EU forces Greece into insolvency, they're forced to sell the Parthenon to China.

03/04/21 23:55:13

"Oh, I don't mind the deliveries.. it's the bloody returns!"

03/04/21 23:34:16

Quire practise.

03/04/21 23:29:31

Pelotonne

03/04/21 23:12:24

"No need to rush Dillip, it's Christmas Eve, another 24 hours before boxing day."

03/04/21 22:09:36

The circus comes to town.

03/04/21 21:26:10

Deliverorgan

03/04/21 21:08:53

Low bridge sign, better duck thought Dave Son

03/04/21 21:07:48

"That Italian Naval Officer should be with us soon Igor."

03/04/21 20:55:12

Brieasy Rider

03/04/21 20:51:47

Pyramid selling

03/04/21 20:50:04

It'll never fly.

03/04/21 20:47:08

Cubicycle

03/04/21 20:37:49

Reamracer

03/04/21 20:34:18

"Don't laugh, but I've got this horrible feeling that these huge white things are chasing me. They're still behind me aren't they?"

03/04/21 20:30:51

It was then that Chen realized that delivery service from the all-you-can-eat buffet was a very bad idea.

03/04/21 20:29:55

Boxercise

03/04/21 20:27:22

Deliverookie

03/04/21 20:24:36

Life’s a breeze...block.

03/04/21 20:19:30

Sadly, about fifty cyclists a year are killed by abnormal feta cheese.

03/04/21 20:04:53

Ping's shantytown home would be complete, just as soon as he finished the boxroom.

03/04/21 20:02:19

Balance Armstrong

03/04/21 20:00:28