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Charles Gilbert Vote score: 969Charles Gilbert

"My girlfriends name?... uh, Polly Ester.

12/03/21 20:11:23

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Isn't that Fearne Cotton's sister? --Karyn Harrison
Stu Dent Vote score: 5279Stu Dent

Cover Girl

12/03/21 20:24:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Flat mate

12/03/21 20:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Unrequilted love

12/03/21 20:19:52

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

The Ironed Lady

12/03/21 20:07:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"IKEA security, could you come up to the bedding section please."

12/03/21 20:31:48

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

Some nights Jeff couldn't face it and had to turn her down.

12/03/21 21:18:02

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Dave asked for a mammary foam mistress.

12/03/21 20:57:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

He specified poly cotton but her breasts had to be felt.

13/03/21 7:16:30

 
Ryan French Vote score: 48Ryan French

They say money can't buy happiness, how wrong were they.

13/03/21 3:02:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

Silent partner

12/03/21 21:19:50

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Have you lost weight?

12/03/21 20:23:31

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

Bedded bliss

12/03/21 20:12:51

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Thou shalt not duvet thy neighbour's wife.

12/03/21 20:04:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

We got him a new quilt cover as he'd dry humped the unicorn picture off the old one

13/03/21 9:52:47

 
Ryan French Vote score: 48Ryan French

Leave me alone mum I'm just making my bed again.

13/03/21 3:05:39

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

The Shroud of Travel-Inn.

12/03/21 20:45:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

Fake Snooze

12/03/21 20:12:27

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Please don't trump in bed. --Troompa Loompa
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"I miss you my darling. F-cking stupid heavy chandeliers"

12/03/21 20:00:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Painted love

12/03/21 20:00:13

 
Shirley Burnett Shirley Burnett

When Sharon hadn't done his laundry for two weeks he realised she had replaced herself with a hologram.

15/03/21 13:39:58

 
Ryan French Vote score: 48Ryan French

Cover up

13/03/21 3:16:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

Arm and Michaela Denis.

13/03/21 2:48:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Arnold Schlumbernecker

12/03/21 22:43:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

🎵 Duvets in the air

12/03/21 22:06:02

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 494Gavin Smithers

He seems to be getting over that unfortunate experience with the Mafia.

12/03/21 21:47:43

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1996Karen Oakenfull

Ben felt guilty for letting his girlfriend down.

12/03/21 21:32:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

Dave wished he could have sex without the pillow talking.

12/03/21 21:18:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Charlie's Angel

12/03/21 21:08:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Wow! This memory foam leaves real memories."

12/03/21 20:55:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

He's only interested in a one-night stand.

12/03/21 20:54:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

"I'm your biggest fan, Gwyneth."

12/03/21 20:38:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

"My girlfriend left me without a Tracey."

12/03/21 20:36:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

"How about a tog?"

12/03/21 20:30:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Dave's first true love was crushed to death by the wall bed

12/03/21 20:29:59

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Bedclothes Encounters of the Bird Kind

12/03/21 20:14:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

It's a shame the beef curtains didn't match the bedding.

12/03/21 20:11:34

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 969Charles Gilbert

I love her even though she's so two dimensional.

12/03/21 20:10:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

C*ntinental quilt

12/03/21 20:10:15

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 969Charles Gilbert

She's pretty flat...

12/03/21 20:09:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

Dave wanted a bedspread.

12/03/21 20:08:17

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"Succubus?"

"No, I drank too much and passed out, unfortunately."

12/03/21 20:05:54

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

Right babe as much as I love you, you're going to have to go to the other side of the bed as tomorrow morning your breath will stink!

12/03/21 20:05:15

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

Dave had finally found the girl of his dreams.

12/03/21 20:01:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

A sleeping bag.

12/03/21 20:00:25

 
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