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The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"Can we stop talking about my fashion sense and concentrate on the fact that I've just made the world's biggest chocolate bar?"

13/03/21 12:10:55

 11
Get a room you two. 😃 --Troompa Loompa
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

WARNING. Dwarf pickpocketers are operating in this area.

13/03/21 12:26:56

 2
That's okay, I don't keep dwarves in my pockets. --Troompa Loompa
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

Chest-titty belt

13/03/21 12:00:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''We'll settle the dispute like gentlemen, so no hitting below the belt.''

13/03/21 12:03:23

 2
So that's why he wears a belt around his forehead. --Willie Johnson
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

"Child's fare to Clapham Junction please"

13/03/21 13:02:26

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

That's one way to prevent a wedgie.

13/03/21 12:41:24

 1
The pre-emptive strike. --Troompa Loompa
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

John had to make do with playing with his belly button instead.

13/03/21 12:38:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

I always wondered what happened to Neville Longbottom

13/03/21 12:02:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

I'm not sure polo neck trousers will catch on

13/03/21 12:01:41

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

"New socks Dave?"

13/03/21 16:58:58

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

"Good morning, I'm your solicitor".

13/03/21 16:58:14

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

That outfit is pants.

13/03/21 15:10:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

Waist disposal

13/03/21 12:13:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7488Vivvy En

Fashion - Some people simply don't have the stomach for it.

13/03/21 12:12:50

 1
Or much of a chest it would seem. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"That's a ridiculous look Reg, I would lose the ginger beard."

13/03/21 12:08:01

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

Haut couture

13/03/21 12:00:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

The answer to your Scottish friends who have deep pockets but short arms when it’s their round.

13/03/21 16:33:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

"I waited for two and a half hours, my blind date didn't turn up. No phone call, nothing?"

13/03/21 13:57:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Northern soul fan

13/03/21 13:00:55

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

"Hey mate! Put some jam on your shoes and invite your pants down for tea."

"That's a bit below the belt."

13/03/21 12:43:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

"Zoot you, sir!"

13/03/21 12:24:39

 1
Zoots? --Willie Johnson
Shirley Burnett Shirley Burnett

Despite cutting her hair and dressing like a man Norah couldn't hide her droopy boobs.

15/03/21 13:33:26

 
Ryan French Vote score: 48Ryan French

Simon cowell's dad confirm as new judge on Britain's got talent.

14/03/21 4:11:55

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 494Gavin Smithers

The Dragons didn't back this pitch to turn Wallace and Gromit- the wrong trousers into a 12-part drama.

13/03/21 17:01:52

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

"And this is what I wear to go shoplifting, it's all about blending into the crowd"

13/03/21 16:58:17

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

"Hi, I'm Nicky Campbell and welcome to Long Lost Families"

13/03/21 16:56:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

Batman forced to come out of retirement

13/03/21 16:51:37

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

"Bonjour"

13/03/21 16:46:42

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 969Charles Gilbert

My eyes are up here.

13/03/21 15:22:00

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

The Shun Also Rises

13/03/21 13:41:21

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Dave's bought himself a valuable few extra minutes before any flood reaches waist height.

13/03/21 13:40:36

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

Tottenham reveal new away kit.

13/03/21 13:00:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

BREAKING NEWS: M & S new fashion brands panned by critics.

13/03/21 12:10:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Les pantalongs

13/03/21 12:09:01

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

"Now that you've lost that headkerchief and the string vest, that slick look will really help you integrate into decent conservative society" on Queer Eye for the Gumby Guy

13/03/21 12:07:49

 1
Gumby is modelling the latest fashion for old school white collar criminals, the big pockets are especially important for putting away all that stolen money...but now, just get one of your business pals to do a digital transfer, it's more efficie... --Glyn Evans
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"Look, it's not my fault I can't afford any suspenders."

13/03/21 12:07:40

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

Council inundated with complaints after fitting energy saving bulbs to changing rooms.

13/03/21 12:06:09

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

Call the fashion police please!!

13/03/21 12:03:41

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

High-water Mark

13/03/21 12:02:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Blimey, the wind from that subway grate was a bit brisk.

13/03/21 12:02:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Joe Mangled

13/03/21 12:02:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

🎵 So you wanna be a boxer....🎵

13/03/21 12:01:21

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"My wife's always shouting 'belt up, idiot!"

13/03/21 12:00:59

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

“I can’t believe you’ve put on brown shoes with a blue suit Dafydd.

13/03/21 12:00:25

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Simon Cowell's new fashion line.

13/03/21 12:00:06

 
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