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The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"Follow that ice cream van"

01/03/21 8:55:31

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

Tons of Anarchy

01/03/21 8:01:10

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Tonnes of Calories --Mauris Iocus
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Driving Miss Lazy

01/03/21 8:14:42

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Dave was about to attempt the world's longest wheelie.

01/03/21 8:03:17

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It's more like he's about to attempt to prevent the world's longest wheelie. He won't have a choice though. --Willie Johnson
Stu Dent Vote score: 5279Stu Dent

The fat and the furious

01/03/21 8:45:45

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The flab and ravenous --Mauris Iocus
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 534Fozzgog B.

"Your mail order bride has been dispatched and will be with you shortly."

01/03/21 21:55:49

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Here's where I pass you over to your usual transport."

01/03/21 9:08:00

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Is "pass" a euphemism for Industrial Crane? --Mauris Iocus
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

Fat Bottomed Girls I Want to Ride My Bicycle

01/03/21 8:26:55

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

Wheezy Rider

01/03/21 8:06:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

She's wheelie useful!

01/03/21 8:01:44

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

Bike wider

01/03/21 8:01:32

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Who needs a helmet when you have an air bag?

01/03/21 18:11:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

Hey Fatty Vroom Vroom

01/03/21 17:30:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Isle of Man faTT

01/03/21 8:19:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

♫ Born to be wiiiide ♫

01/03/21 8:00:08

 
Ryan French Vote score: 48Ryan French

Look mum I've stolen an elephant

05/03/21 17:58:20

 
susan middleton susan middleton

We need more gas to get up this hill, can you do a
large botty burp right now I mean NOW

02/03/21 14:04:43

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

Chippy's open.

01/03/21 20:47:36

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

BREAKING NEWS: After a high-speed chase, police and FBI charged a man with Terrorism and Interstate Transport of a Weapon of Ass Destruction.

01/03/21 17:10:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

"You're doing all this to impress me? - I must say I'm unimpressed by the lack of safety precautions and when you said you wanted to show me your helmet, when? - I've not seen one yet"

Comment- How true is that whole mythos about men having a flashy motor and compensating for having a small cock? Does that apply to any flashy vehicle? - Maybe it stems from the association that people are more likely to shag in a car, than on a motorbike or a tractor, although people probably have. Unless this small cock flashy motor mythos is simply a put down from folk that are jealous that they don't have their own flashy motor? I mean when was the last time you heard a farmer say "that fella's got a flashy combine harvester, he must be making up for something"...Any thoughts?

01/03/21 16:08:55

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Well am blessed with a 12 incher, and luckily for me my missus has got a foot fetish.. --stone face
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3463Stephen Paterson

This was perhaps, Dave's best hope to make sparks fly.

01/03/21 14:02:58

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

“Physics isn’t real, physics isn’t real, oh please god, Physics isn’t REEEEEEEAL!!!"

01/03/21 12:43:13

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

Heave-Me-Rider

01/03/21 12:42:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

"Yes Dad, he said he really fancied me. Why are you chasing after him?"

01/03/21 12:40:58

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

With one more speeding fine leading to a ban, Dave came up with an ingenious plan to keep his licence

01/03/21 10:55:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Fat nav

01/03/21 10:06:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Heavy Girl Vehicle

01/03/21 9:50:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

"Apparently this will reduce my risk of dying from Covid."

01/03/21 9:46:47

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

"We sourced her leathers from a fat cow."

01/03/21 9:45:59

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

Pillion the pounds.

01/03/21 9:41:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

Rhonda sat on a Honda although she really wanted to ride a Fat Boy.

01/03/21 9:36:28

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

"Dave, I desperately need to wee"

"Just do it, I was extreme sports freestyle surfing champion 4 years running"

01/03/21 9:09:20

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

Brawn To Be Wild

01/03/21 8:58:10

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

Pillion Dollop Baby.

01/03/21 8:52:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

It started off as a boil on his back.

01/03/21 8:44:36

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5279Stu Dent

Drag Racing

01/03/21 8:44:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Dave loved the feel of her moist lips caressing his back

01/03/21 8:23:27

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

They're either going to pop a wheelie, or a tire.

01/03/21 8:20:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Kawafati

01/03/21 8:19:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

BREAKING NEWS: Just Eat sack pizza delivery team after clients complain of box tampering.

01/03/21 8:17:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

The World's Fattest Indian

01/03/21 8:16:09

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

She needs to have a wheel attached to her back.
Why?
She tends to lean back when she laughs, and it's caption time.

01/03/21 8:15:01

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Nod to 8:03:17, related but hopefully not the same. --Willie Johnson
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

He might want to rotate his tires at the next stop. One is getting more wear than the other.

01/03/21 8:08:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Dave was collecting parts for the world's largest cassette

01/03/21 8:05:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"Where's all the extras?"
"He took all them off, he didn't want to weigh the bike down too much."

01/03/21 8:02:48

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

“Highway Code says: You MUST NOT carry more than one pillion passenger.
(And maybe not a good idea to carry more than one pileiton passenger either?)

01/03/21 8:00:18

 
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