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Spare a thought for young Betty, the scullery maid. Shes asleep in the Otterman.
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stone face Vote score: 9395stone face

Spare a thought for young Betty, the scullery maid. She's asleep in the Otterman.

04/03/21 8:40:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16007Stephen Bean

"Why are you sleeping in the wardrobe Lucy?"

"Narnia business."

04/03/21 8:00:13

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5472Kenny Ireland

Bedtime storey.

04/03/21 8:28:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16007Stephen Bean

The Lyin', the Witch and the Wardrobe

04/03/21 8:18:08

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20670Troompa Loompa

"A cupboard? You lucky b*st*rds! We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out...."

04/03/21 8:58:08

 
Tony S Vote score: 1729Tony S

London property for sale 1 up 1 down £2000000

04/03/21 8:08:10

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2973Mark Wilson

People say they see a ghostly figure of a maid floating in the photo, but all I see is pigeons... pigeons everywhere

04/03/21 11:10:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20670Troompa Loompa

They'd both always wanted to sleep with a Chippendale.

04/03/21 8:59:48

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5258Al Overy

When there's not enough room in the hospital to store your linen and your patients separately.

04/03/21 8:53:29

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 534Fozzgog B.

These beds are complete bunk.

04/03/21 21:31:38

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 534Fozzgog B.

"Damn it Edith! Where have you hidden the chamber pot this time?"

04/03/21 21:29:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11820Neil Mackenzie

These bunk beds are hand maid.

04/03/21 18:45:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24103Michael Winner

A scene from Georges Méliès 'Inception'.

04/03/21 10:50:37

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1167alexandra ball

It's what's called bijou

04/03/21 8:47:26

 
stone face Vote score: 9395stone face

That there is our big, robust Welsh dresser. Solid as they come.
Her name is Cerys.

04/03/21 8:14:22

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8075Hercules Rockefeller

"There's no such thing as the Boogeyman. That's a load of bunk."

04/03/21 8:01:08

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 481Gavin Smithers

Keir Starmer runs another lively meeting of the shadow cabinet.

04/03/21 22:21:13

 
susan middleton susan middleton

Where the Dickens has she hid that Old Tom Gin!

04/03/21 19:48:22

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5472Kenny Ireland

The master had made an offer to warm up the maid in bed but the maid turned it down.

04/03/21 10:59:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16007Stephen Bean

"Get a bedroom!"

04/03/21 10:33:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7478Vivvy En

The building instructions said to put a Peg under the top bunk. Fat lot of use she is.

04/03/21 9:31:28

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1996Karen Oakenfull

Cupboard love.

04/03/21 9:28:35

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5258Al Overy

There are also commodes in the chest - snooze and loos.

04/03/21 8:53:47

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5258Al Overy

Pierre preferred the nurse over 'Er indrawers.

04/03/21 8:53:01

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5258Al Overy

Lit fantastique

04/03/21 8:52:12

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 874Ellen Duncalf

“Well, according to the maid it appears that the Master is always on top but you didn’t hear that from me.”

04/03/21 8:50:20

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24817Ian Skelding

"I'm cold, could you get me a coal bucket of hot water please."

04/03/21 8:40:43

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2653Willie Johnson

"She's been sleeping in, what do you call it, that big wooden thing."
"Dresser?"
"No, I couldn't. I don't even know her."

04/03/21 8:27:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7908Glyn Evans

"I don't know how you can sleep, all these Hail Marys and Forgive me Father for I have sinned give me a right headache..."

04/03/21 8:25:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16007Stephen Bean

The Skeleton sisters always slept in a closet, as did their whole family. For generations they had taken over the closets of friends and neighbours, leaving them nowhere to store their clothes. So common were they that it became advisable before getting married to check a future spouse had no Skeletons in their closet.

04/03/21 8:24:17

 
stone face Vote score: 9395stone face

On the top is our chambermaid Beryl, she's openly gay. Underneath is Lily, the cook and her lover.
But she's yet to come out the closet.

04/03/21 8:10:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11597Mr Dome

Closet homosexuals

04/03/21 8:07:50

 
stone face Vote score: 9395stone face

It was a small house in London, and we had to spend a few pennies on the servants quarters.

04/03/21 8:07:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11597Mr Dome

The Handmaid's Tail was actually a huge strap-on

04/03/21 8:07:03

 
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