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Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

''Don't waste your time, Dave. Nobody is going to give us a lift.''

20/02/21 8:28:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14734Stephen Bean

Staff at Sunnybank Rest Home finally receive some PPE.

20/02/21 8:08:58

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5037Lucky Elperro

"Excuse us Officer. Which way is the Natwest bank?"

20/02/21 18:45:41

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 677Ellen Duncalf

Kev, Gav and Steve got very into papier-mâché craft during lockdown.

20/02/21 9:45:55

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Kev on the left used the Guardian, Gav (centre) the Independent and Steve, on the right, the Telegraph. --Karyn Harrison
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

Finally Anon gives a thumbs up

20/02/21 8:04:25

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Many years ago when I drove a school bus, the kids would do that rhyme. It was a hand-off kind of thing where they'd say someone's name at the end and that person would go through the whole rhyme and name someone else. --Willie Johnson
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

"Post it on your Facebook to see if we get any "likes" before we rob the bank"

20/02/21 11:36:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

"Well, banks did say you can't come in unless you're wearing a mask."

20/02/21 9:20:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10865The Wolf

This is the notorious and very dangerous Spot Brothers. Hugely irritable and ready to pop at any minute, they were renowned for getting in people's faces and under their skin. Yellow head, Pink head and White head could always be seen in public much to people's distress. The fourth brother, Black head, was more hidden but was eventually uncovered after the authorities managed to squeeze him out. After a lengthy trial, all four brothers were eventually oxycuted.

20/02/21 10:54:08

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Google Street View trials Emoji anonymity.

20/02/21 10:35:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19480Troompa Loompa

Acne needn't prevent you from living a normal life.

20/02/21 8:34:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2358Willie Johnson

How will I recognize you?

20/02/21 8:34:39

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First time I've seen this phrase used on a mask photo - clever! --Stephen Bean
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

So sir you cant come in here until you take that look off your face.

20/02/21 8:30:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14734Stephen Bean

Pink, white and yellow lives matter

20/02/21 8:00:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21305John Glover

"Go on Sid, I'll hold your hand, go and ask that beautiful young lady for a date."

20/02/21 18:52:26

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5037Lucky Elperro

"These are not masks mate. We're all allergic to peanuts".

20/02/21 18:47:11

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 678Barrie Bullock

Face coverings (technically).

20/02/21 15:36:19

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

"I warned you if you continued to wear clothes that were far too tight I'd make sure nobody knew we were related"

20/02/21 11:32:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33441Tony Edwards

Multi-colourful society

20/02/21 10:24:11

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6458Greg Curtis

‘Masking You To Move

20/02/21 10:21:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33441Tony Edwards

Snooker fans arrive for the Welsh Open.

20/02/21 10:09:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7552Glyn Evans

"That guy's Oscar, but I don't recognise the other two"

20/02/21 10:05:01

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Three new mutations arrive from China.

20/02/21 9:55:44

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Take us to your leader.

20/02/21 9:41:27

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Weight Watchers Anonymous

20/02/21 9:38:24

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 999alexandra ball

Well done mate, you've guessed who's behind the mask.

20/02/21 9:08:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19480Troompa Loompa

Mr Pink, Mr White and Mr Yellow in Reservoir Isle of Dogs.

20/02/21 8:38:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 17737Mark England

Masking for trouble

20/02/21 8:38:01

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

Sir Philip Green and chums pop to Debenhams for some last minute bargains.

20/02/21 8:26:36

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

I'm not calling your mother names but the DNA test suggest you have different dads.

20/02/21 8:23:00

 
Molly R Vote score: 2509Molly R

Michael, Matt and Boris try to find somewhere for a quiet drink.

20/02/21 8:22:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

Multimasking

20/02/21 8:16:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

Sidney was embarrassed about Joe's racist Japanese impression and, although Bob was giving it the big thumbs up, you could see from his face he'd had one too many shandies.

20/02/21 8:16:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

Little Jack Horner Appreciation Society

20/02/21 8:09:16

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

Due to non Essential surgeries taking place we had to use a back street clinic for our plastic surgery.

20/02/21 8:07:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

A dislocated thumb meant Dave needed a visit to theatre.

20/02/21 8:02:44

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

"Right then, let's rob this bank."

20/02/21 8:01:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

COVID LATEST: Face mask message finally getting through claims government.

20/02/21 8:00:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14734Stephen Bean

The Three Masketeers

20/02/21 8:00:06

 
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