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James Lennox Vote score: 7650James Lennox

"Barry, you're twenty-seven, don't you think it's time you left home?"

14/02/21 20:16:24

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"I'm not Barry, and I have left home." --Willie Johnson
Dot Old Vote score: 1389Dot Old

Get a loom!

14/02/21 20:15:18

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Should have known this was looming on the horizon. --Willie Johnson
Stu Dent Vote score: 5165Stu Dent

After two months of lockdown in Wales the sheep are getting desperate.

14/02/21 20:08:18

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2358Willie Johnson

♪Don't let the son go down on me....♪

15/02/21 22:43:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

Dave was pleasantly surprised that his date wasn't sheepish at all.

14/02/21 20:05:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

"You've made a mistake, I'm male ... "
"What did you say?"
"Uhh, nothing."

14/02/21 20:00:13

 
stone face Vote score: 8766stone face

Ram a lamb a ding dong.

14/02/21 20:04:28

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7644Hercules Rockefeller

"Now wait a cotton licking minute!"

14/02/21 20:02:35

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

Flock sucker

14/02/21 20:02:18

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

I'm quite fond of kinky yarns, myself.

14/02/21 21:03:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

For some reason children's nursery rhymes don't mention Little Bo's sister, Little Blow Peep and what her flock used to get up to.

14/02/21 20:57:29

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5165Stu Dent

cunnilambus

14/02/21 20:20:56

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Meet the Flokkers

14/02/21 20:14:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

"Oh, god! Here comes Farmer Jones again. Quick, pretend we're a couple!"

14/02/21 20:01:25

 
Tony S Vote score: 754Tony S

Ewe-baa eats

14/02/21 20:00:48

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

Bleats, shoots and leaves.

14/02/21 20:00:46

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6458Greg Curtis

“...SO human.”

14/02/21 22:49:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11099Mr Dome

I thought it would be cheap getting a blow job from a prostitute sheep but I got fleeced

14/02/21 22:28:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11518Neil Mackenzie

While shepherds watch their flocks.
Ohh arr they’re sucking her tits.

14/02/21 21:39:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14733Stephen Bean

I'm finding it hard to stay awake for this photo. C*nting sheep always makes me feel sleepy.

14/02/21 21:07:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13235Dave Bryan

''I've tried him on Unigate but he prefers Gold Tup.''

14/02/21 20:57:27

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Sheep Dogging

14/02/21 20:44:31

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3383Stephen Paterson

Frank cursed his dyslexia, as he closed his search engine and put the tissues away.

14/02/21 20:43:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19479Troompa Loompa

"Want Bitty!"

14/02/21 20:37:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

"I know, she's an ugly bastard, but when the truck is on its way to take you to the abattoir...why the hell not"

14/02/21 20:35:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3256Scrijjy Doo

You could say they're tight knit.

14/02/21 20:27:00

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Yes, the I'm a Celebrity crew have been while you were asleep.

14/02/21 20:21:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10862The Wolf

"Dave, don't get used to this, it's a once a year thing... And stop looking at my sister whilst I'm doing it...and tell me when...or I'll be sick"

14/02/21 20:19:03

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 121Endeavour 2 Persevere

Might as well be hung for a sheep as a ram.

14/02/21 20:10:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4463Crunchy Chords

🎵 Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves 🎵

14/02/21 20:09:34

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 897Charles Gilbert

Luke I am your father.

14/02/21 20:03:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24043Ian Skelding

"Yes, you're the GOAT."
"Bloody hell, blind as well as stupid."

14/02/21 20:03:23

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 368Mauris Iocus

“Ewe baaaaaby.. you ARE a wolf in sheep’s clothing.”

14/02/21 20:01:46

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2457Mark Wilson

"Are you really spelling out the alphabet with your tongue"

14/02/21 23:01:15

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 999alexandra ball

Ram Oh!

14/02/21 21:11:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14308Vanessa the Guesser

It's amazing what people will do if you're minted.

14/02/21 20:10:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7552Glyn Evans

"There's two of you, but I'm pretty numb by now"

14/02/21 20:04:06

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 368Mauris Iocus

“Oooh… get ready… Here Comes the WOOLITE!”

14/02/21 20:02:12

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5824Paul Reeve

“Wow a blow job for Valentine’s Day, I was only expecting a lamb shank.”

14/02/21 20:01:04

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3790Al Overy

♪ EWE! I WANNA TAKE EWE TO A GAY BAA, GAY BAA! ♪

14/02/21 20:00:21

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 677Ellen Duncalf

Mutton stressed with lamb.

14/02/21 20:00:13

 
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