lol

"Barry, you're twenty-seven, don't you think it's time you left home?"

14/02/21 20:16:24

Get a loom!

14/02/21 20:15:18

After two months of lockdown in Wales the sheep are getting desperate.

14/02/21 20:08:18

lol

♪Don't let the son go down on me....♪

15/02/21 22:43:49

Dave was pleasantly surprised that his date wasn't sheepish at all.

14/02/21 20:05:54

"You've made a mistake, I'm male ... "
"What did you say?"
"Uhh, nothing."

14/02/21 20:00:13

Ram a lamb a ding dong.

14/02/21 20:04:28

"Now wait a cotton licking minute!"

14/02/21 20:02:35

Flock sucker

14/02/21 20:02:18

I'm quite fond of kinky yarns, myself.

14/02/21 21:03:17

For some reason children's nursery rhymes don't mention Little Bo's sister, Little Blow Peep and what her flock used to get up to.

14/02/21 20:57:29

cunnilambus

14/02/21 20:20:56

Meet the Flokkers

14/02/21 20:14:16

"Oh, god! Here comes Farmer Jones again. Quick, pretend we're a couple!"

14/02/21 20:01:25

Ewe-baa eats

14/02/21 20:00:48

Bleats, shoots and leaves.

14/02/21 20:00:46

“...SO human.”

14/02/21 22:49:14

I thought it would be cheap getting a blow job from a prostitute sheep but I got fleeced

14/02/21 22:28:23

While shepherds watch their flocks.
Ohh arr they’re sucking her tits.

14/02/21 21:39:54

I'm finding it hard to stay awake for this photo. C*nting sheep always makes me feel sleepy.

14/02/21 21:07:46

''I've tried him on Unigate but he prefers Gold Tup.''

14/02/21 20:57:27

Sheep Dogging

14/02/21 20:44:31

Frank cursed his dyslexia, as he closed his search engine and put the tissues away.

14/02/21 20:43:29

"Want Bitty!"

14/02/21 20:37:11

"I know, she's an ugly bastard, but when the truck is on its way to take you to the abattoir...why the hell not"

14/02/21 20:35:41

You could say they're tight knit.

14/02/21 20:27:00

Yes, the I'm a Celebrity crew have been while you were asleep.

14/02/21 20:21:29

"Dave, don't get used to this, it's a once a year thing... And stop looking at my sister whilst I'm doing it...and tell me when...or I'll be sick"

14/02/21 20:19:03

Might as well be hung for a sheep as a ram.

14/02/21 20:10:13

🎵 Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves 🎵

14/02/21 20:09:34

Luke I am your father.

14/02/21 20:03:49

"Yes, you're the GOAT."
"Bloody hell, blind as well as stupid."

14/02/21 20:03:23

“Ewe baaaaaby.. you ARE a wolf in sheep’s clothing.”

14/02/21 20:01:46

"Are you really spelling out the alphabet with your tongue"

14/02/21 23:01:15

Ram Oh!

14/02/21 21:11:15

It's amazing what people will do if you're minted.

14/02/21 20:10:37

"There's two of you, but I'm pretty numb by now"

14/02/21 20:04:06

“Oooh… get ready… Here Comes the WOOLITE!”

14/02/21 20:02:12

“Wow a blow job for Valentine’s Day, I was only expecting a lamb shank.”

14/02/21 20:01:04

♪ EWE! I WANNA TAKE EWE TO A GAY BAA, GAY BAA! ♪

14/02/21 20:00:21

Mutton stressed with lamb.

14/02/21 20:00:13