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Stu Dent Vote score: 5150Stu Dent

Don't look back in hunger

10/02/21 12:00:07

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If eyes could eat, that would be gone by now. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24010Ian Skelding

"If you don't stop playing that bloody harmonica......."

10/02/21 12:27:19

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3720Al Overy

Reader Digests

10/02/21 12:01:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

"Listen, you're very talented but will you stop farting the Bolivian national anthem? You're putting me off my Chess Tournament"

10/02/21 12:10:07

 
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 110Endeavour 2 Persevere

Andy Dufresne's first day in Shawshank was about to get a whole lot worse.

10/02/21 18:55:41

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"After all the time I spent in the prison, a strange feeling came over me, I had never been stabbed. That's when I called Trading Standards to get the prison's name changed because you were never sure to be shanked"  --Glyn Evans
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6457Greg Curtis

Caught Masticating

10/02/21 16:40:59

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

"Hey, what's that you're eating? It smells familiar"

"Apple"

"Apple? Do they make them out of Apple Pies?"

10/02/21 12:31:01

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7534Glyn Evans

"We've not graduated yet but I can see you already have a starting celery"

10/02/21 12:10:11

 
Molly R Vote score: 2503Molly R

"What HAVE you been eating?"

10/02/21 12:00:24

 
Mark England Vote score: 17698Mark England

There's no in between with cucumber. You either love it or hate it

10/02/21 12:58:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10304Chris Keegan

"When they say you should eat your greens on this occasion you really SHOULD have used a handkerchief"

10/02/21 12:41:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14630Stephen Bean

"2 metres you twat!"

10/02/21 12:24:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11495Neil Mackenzie

Hi I’m Alex from Bristol studyThermo Dynamics, and you are?
Rashish from Birmingham studying Vegetable Sell by Dates.

10/02/21 22:41:20

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 427Gavin Smithers

Now that Radio 5 is based in Salford the presenters have really gone down market.

10/02/21 21:04:15

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2436Mark Wilson

" Bloody vegetarians, coming in here eating our shit we didn't want to eat"

10/02/21 19:30:17

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2436Mark Wilson

" Do you mind, I'm 5 A Day intolerance "

10/02/21 19:28:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7142Vivvy En

"Mmm, oh yeah, that's lovely. Tasty, so juicy...sucky, slurp, slurp."

10/02/21 16:47:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3231Scrijjy Doo

The Sound and the Furry

10/02/21 16:04:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3231Scrijjy Doo

The Sound and the Fury

10/02/21 16:04:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3231Scrijjy Doo

Man buns are not okay.

10/02/21 16:02:22

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 990alexandra ball

Dude, quiet, this is a library!

10/02/21 14:09:21

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 657Ellen Duncalf

“Do you think we could have some quiet in here. This is the library, not the annual mouth organ championships.”

10/02/21 13:48:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10785The Wolf

"FRUIT? F-CKING FRUIT? I wouldn't have got myself in detention if I'd known it was like this"

Gary couldn't hide his disappointment with The Breakfast Club.

10/02/21 13:41:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21297John Glover

Don Smith, in the library, asphyxiated with a slice of bread.

10/02/21 13:38:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11082Mr Dome

Mulletman and Topknot: together they fight crime

10/02/21 13:03:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33414Tony Edwards

Nothing much to see here, just two students getting on each others nerds.

10/02/21 13:02:58

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 268Peter Houle

Gripe right.

10/02/21 13:00:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33414Tony Edwards

Man bun v. Food

10/02/21 12:51:51

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 323Mauris Iocus

Not sure which is more disgusting, the vile look of that hateful sloth, or the optical illusion of a manbun.

10/02/21 12:40:18

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5824Paul Reeve

“Wow that stinks, and by the way someone’s pinned a rabbits tail to the back of your head.”

10/02/21 12:38:36

 
Mark England Vote score: 17698Mark England

The worst thing about French exchange students is them eating frog legs for lunch

10/02/21 12:31:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

''Why are you eating fruit in a library?''

''I'm reading a thirst edition.''

10/02/21 12:26:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14259Vanessa the Guesser

"Is that why your book pages are stuck together?"

10/02/21 12:23:01

 
Tony S Vote score: 681Tony S

September 4th 2035

I told you we should have done more work during lockdown we are never going to pass these SATs and get out of primary school.

10/02/21 12:22:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

''Is that an apple, Mac?''

10/02/21 12:19:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7142Vivvy En

"Eating fruit...in the library? That's gross, absolutely disgraceful. Get a kebab."

10/02/21 12:13:45

 
Tony S Vote score: 681Tony S

You can call me a big fat ugly 4 eyed racist bstard but I'm your dad so give me a bite of that apple

10/02/21 12:11:37

 
Tony S Vote score: 681Tony S

Getting variety in your meals when into cannibalism is not easy but today Steve may have an Indian

10/02/21 12:08:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13169Dave Bryan

Food for thought

10/02/21 12:07:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15594Dan Nicholls

Worst. Library. EVER.

10/02/21 12:02:16

 
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