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Don't look back in hunger
10/02/21 12:00:07
"If you don't stop playing that bloody harmonica......."
10/02/21 12:27:19
Reader Digests
10/02/21 12:01:52
"Listen, you're very talented but will you stop farting the Bolivian national anthem? You're putting me off my Chess Tournament"
10/02/21 12:10:07
Andy Dufresne's first day in Shawshank was about to get a whole lot worse.
10/02/21 18:55:41
Caught Masticating
10/02/21 16:40:59
"Hey, what's that you're eating? It smells familiar""Apple""Apple? Do they make them out of Apple Pies?"
10/02/21 12:31:01
"We've not graduated yet but I can see you already have a starting celery"
10/02/21 12:10:11
"What HAVE you been eating?"
10/02/21 12:00:24
There's no in between with cucumber. You either love it or hate it
10/02/21 12:58:20
"When they say you should eat your greens on this occasion you really SHOULD have used a handkerchief"
10/02/21 12:41:15
"2 metres you twat!"
10/02/21 12:24:42
Hi I’m Alex from Bristol studyThermo Dynamics, and you are?Rashish from Birmingham studying Vegetable Sell by Dates.
10/02/21 22:41:20
Now that Radio 5 is based in Salford the presenters have really gone down market.
10/02/21 21:04:15
" Bloody vegetarians, coming in here eating our shit we didn't want to eat"
10/02/21 19:30:17
" Do you mind, I'm 5 A Day intolerance "
10/02/21 19:28:26
"Mmm, oh yeah, that's lovely. Tasty, so juicy...sucky, slurp, slurp."
10/02/21 16:47:43
The Sound and the Furry
10/02/21 16:04:21
The Sound and the Fury
10/02/21 16:04:05
Man buns are not okay.
10/02/21 16:02:22
Dude, quiet, this is a library!
10/02/21 14:09:21
“Do you think we could have some quiet in here. This is the library, not the annual mouth organ championships.”
10/02/21 13:48:52
"FRUIT? F-CKING FRUIT? I wouldn't have got myself in detention if I'd known it was like this"Gary couldn't hide his disappointment with The Breakfast Club.
10/02/21 13:41:56
Don Smith, in the library, asphyxiated with a slice of bread.
10/02/21 13:38:33
Mulletman and Topknot: together they fight crime
10/02/21 13:03:25
Nothing much to see here, just two students getting on each others nerds.
10/02/21 13:02:58
Gripe right.
10/02/21 13:00:28
Man bun v. Food
10/02/21 12:51:51
Not sure which is more disgusting, the vile look of that hateful sloth, or the optical illusion of a manbun.
10/02/21 12:40:18
“Wow that stinks, and by the way someone’s pinned a rabbits tail to the back of your head.”
10/02/21 12:38:36
The worst thing about French exchange students is them eating frog legs for lunch
10/02/21 12:31:11
''Why are you eating fruit in a library?''''I'm reading a thirst edition.''
10/02/21 12:26:07
"Is that why your book pages are stuck together?"
10/02/21 12:23:01
September 4th 2035I told you we should have done more work during lockdown we are never going to pass these SATs and get out of primary school.
10/02/21 12:22:42
''Is that an apple, Mac?''
10/02/21 12:19:17
"Eating fruit...in the library? That's gross, absolutely disgraceful. Get a kebab."
10/02/21 12:13:45
You can call me a big fat ugly 4 eyed racist bstard but I'm your dad so give me a bite of that apple
10/02/21 12:11:37
Getting variety in your meals when into cannibalism is not easy but today Steve may have an Indian
10/02/21 12:08:23
Food for thought
10/02/21 12:07:36
Worst. Library. EVER.
10/02/21 12:02:16