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Hearsay

Fri 12:01:09

 

Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. The second is joining caption.me

Fri 13:29:08

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The third is writing about the signs of madness (just kidding).  --Willie Johnson

If ever a photograph could sum up a marriage...this would be it.

Fri 12:00:15

 

🎵 Mister Loba loba

Fri 13:28:39

 

Captionear

Fri 12:50:00

 

"WAKEY WAKEY. TIME TO GET UP, IT'S 7.30. YOU'VE GOT HALF AN HOUR TO THINK OF A CAPTION"

Fri 12:21:49

 

'Side effects can include...'

Fri 12:07:55

 

The doctor said it was the worst case of ear nose and throat he had ever seen.

Fri 12:00:28

 

Aural Sex

new entryFri 14:22:52

 

Ear say

new entryFri 14:11:12

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Inadmissible! your Honor --Mauris Iocus

"Are you wet behind the fucking ears?"
"Only when I sneeze"

Fri 13:46:05

 

Scientists postulate future evolutionary adaptations, after centuries of moaning about Brexit.

Fri 13:39:13

 

Hearing aide

Fri 13:23:00

 

I give great aural pleasure

Fri 13:12:33

 

Sound bite

Fri 12:39:05

 

The ear is a well known erogenous zone but please refrain from having sex with it. Your future babies will scare the sh*t out of the cat.

Fri 12:31:52

 

"You think this is bad? Doc, you should see my ass."

Fri 12:08:44

 

Waxing: lyrical.

Fri 12:04:47

 

Motherlobe.

Fri 12:01:45

 

I’ve always been a good listener. I was born that way.

Fri 12:00:15

 

Ears talking to you kid.

new entryFri 19:32:40

 

It may turn out to be a piercing voice.

Fri 13:43:08

 

Tim had a sneaking suspicion her constant nagging was having a permanent effect.

Fri 13:41:49

 

The inner critic

Fri 12:43:12

 

Drum & Face

Fri 12:30:56

 

Eerie!

Fri 12:25:44

 

"For goodness sake don't go for your second jab."

Fri 12:24:10

 

hairless whisper

Fri 12:15:51

 

"BOO"

"You b*stard. Stop doing that"

Fri 12:08:18

 

"I always pay attention when the auricle is speaking to me."

Fri 12:07:25

 

Lisa Lobe

Fri 12:01:24

 

My internal dialogue has now become external.

Fri 12:01:14

 

“I tried to tell them I was hearing voices and they were having none of it. Did you just hear that?”

Fri 12:00:41

 

Hearrings.

Fri 12:00:05

 

Ear breath experience.

new entryFri 19:46:19

 

I suppose a blow job is out of the question?

new entryFri 19:26:22

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Why are both the good & bad angels on my shoulders, the same grating voice of my mother reminding me to wash behind my ears?

new entryFri 16:00:21

 

My deformity doesn't really bother me unless I get a cold with a runny nose

new entryFri 15:24:40

 

"First we kill Potter. The we're going to destroy the Weasleys."

new entryFri 15:23:37

 

"Ear don't I nose you?"

new entryFri 15:06:03

 

You'll never need a phone again, come to Romania for breakthrough phone-sex surgery.

Fri 13:36:47

 

It's no wonder Helen Keller had issues.

Fri 13:36:04

 

Today we will be discussing whether Brexit will mean fewer cases of cauliflower ear.

Fri 13:03:36

 

"If you could stop choking me with q-tips, I'd appreciate it."

Fri 12:35:42

 

''Do you have any extra large ear buds? I've got Ruby Wax in my ear.''

Fri 12:07:08

 

Ruby Wax

Fri 12:06:39

 

I've heard your breath smells.

Fri 12:03:02

 

''Are you talking to youself again?''

Fri 12:02:31

 

A word in your ear

Fri 12:01:25

 

"Bloody genie, I wished for a lady with flawless skin who couldn't see my faults, to whisper sweet nothings into my ear every night."

Fri 12:00:38

 

He's had one of those cochleer implants.

Fri 12:00:32

 
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