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The Wolf Vote score: 10350The Wolf

"Pssst. I heard that you're going to the Vet today. Can you do me a favour and keep an eye out for my bollocks? I haven't seen them since the last time I went"

15/01/21 8:48:31

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"I'm going nuts just thinking about it." --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14054Stephen Bean

Close Encounter of the Furred Kind

15/01/21 8:26:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33208Tony Edwards

"Ears looking at you kit."

15/01/21 10:05:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12754Dave Bryan

The growl and the pussycat.

15/01/21 8:15:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14054Stephen Bean

When you're not sure if the poisoned catnip has been successful.

15/01/21 8:06:22

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 147Mauris Iocus

Day 215, still plotting to destroy them all.

The dimwit dog suspects something. She'll be the first to go. Same way I got rid of the last one, destroy property, plant evidence.

This pathetic family is so beneath my dignity, killing them all will be a great service.

15/01/21 11:06:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11395Neil Mackenzie

How come your ears are so pristine and not dog-eared like mine?

15/01/21 11:14:36

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2189Willie Johnson

"Are you sure you're starving? I heard someone in the poker game tell everyone to feed the kitty."

15/01/21 9:50:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10198Chris Keegan

Interesting, dogs are usually attracted to sniffing an @rse

15/01/21 9:20:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23697Ian Skelding

Drug smuggler arrested after cocaine found hidden in his girlfriend's pussy.

15/01/21 8:40:23

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 948alexandra ball

You got a friend in me.
Wanna bet!

15/01/21 9:54:02

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 586Ellen Duncalf

“You have such a cavalier attitude to those around you my dear. But then it must be remembered, that you are of course, a cat.”

15/01/21 9:24:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13994Vanessa the Guesser

Velcroing your pets together is kinder than using superglue.

15/01/21 8:27:20

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4998Stu Dent

Animal Magnetism

15/01/21 8:13:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10919Mr Dome

Life was very sedate for animals at the quadraplegic pet sanctuary

15/01/21 8:06:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10350The Wolf

Don't worry, your dog will never eat your cat. Even they know that pussy smells better than it tastes.

15/01/21 8:00:50

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Al Overy Vote score: 3160Al Overy

"Either you've just had the salmon pate, or the witch just mistook you for her broomstick again."

15/01/21 8:00:43

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2298Mark Wilson

"Spaniel not pointer, now let me sleep"

15/01/21 17:05:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33208Tony Edwards

"Have you ever tried it dogear style?"

15/01/21 10:04:18

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 586Ellen Duncalf

“I know it was you who dismembered the Christmas turkey. I can still smell it on you 3 weeks on.”

15/01/21 9:26:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12754Dave Bryan

''You may not believe it but they are actually married.''

''How do you know?''

''They fight like cat and dog.''

15/01/21 8:48:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14054Stephen Bean

It's a dog meet mog world

15/01/21 8:33:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7054Vivvy En

"Hmmm, you're wearing that 'Come n Sniff Me If You're Daft Enough' again, aren't you?"
Ouch!

15/01/21 8:28:58

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7358Glyn Evans

Not to be sniffed at.

15/01/21 8:19:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12754Dave Bryan

''You need to do something about those ear mites.''

15/01/21 8:13:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10919Mr Dome

Not what I expected when I googled black pussy takes ginger doggie style

15/01/21 8:08:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13994Vanessa the Guesser

World's most unusual Siamese twins.

15/01/21 8:05:59

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7507Hercules Rockefeller

Pet Sounds

15/01/21 8:04:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13994Vanessa the Guesser

"Do you feel Lucky, punk?"

15/01/21 8:00:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14054Stephen Bean

Sniffer dog

15/01/21 8:00:10

 
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