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Glad You Remember Vote score: 1141Glad You Remember

"Next slide please"

09/01/21 13:05:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14754Stephen Bean

Chute to kill

09/01/21 12:02:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15597Dan Nicholls

I can't believe how many worlds heaviest earrings we've sold!

09/01/21 12:01:42

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10884The Wolf

Some of the Kama Sutra positions are just ridiculous.

09/01/21 12:37:07

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That guy does not look like he's enjoying himself, he's just sliding around everywhere.  --Glyn Evans
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14754Stephen Bean

"I thought I'd celebrate after having the Covid jab. Unfortunately I suffered severe slide effects."

09/01/21 12:29:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11105Mr Dome

Here we see Dave attempting to break the Guinness world record for the fastest snorting of half a kilo of cocaine

09/01/21 12:25:08

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23779Michael Winner

"The only thing stopping me from jumping into this pool would be if the world's largest shoehorn suddenly fell out of the ARRGGHH!"

09/01/21 13:52:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14754Stephen Bean

"I wish I'd erred on the slide of caution."

09/01/21 12:31:01

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2361Willie Johnson

If Dave didn't know he had narcolepsy, he does now.

10/01/21 3:29:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21311John Glover

Clive had given up sniffing bicycle saddles.

09/01/21 14:49:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10884The Wolf

Trying to pop a spot on your forehead when you've had one of your arms amputated is easier said than done.

09/01/21 13:02:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10884The Wolf

It took 12 hours and 37 minutes but I managed to wriggle my way to the top in the end.

09/01/21 12:20:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10317Chris Keegan

Dave likes a bit on the slide

09/01/21 12:03:36

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1008alexandra ball

The things people do for £250 on you've been framed.

09/01/21 12:03:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13241Dave Bryan

''Darling, I've emptied the pool. I SAID I'VE EMPTIED THE POOL. Can't you hear me? Where are you, darling?''

09/01/21 12:03:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 14754Stephen Bean

Suislide

09/01/21 12:00:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2361Willie Johnson

"You've turned me upside down, and no I won't just let it slide."

09/01/21 21:30:00

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 902Charles Gilbert

"Ooh a penny!"

09/01/21 18:45:03

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2463Mark Wilson

I've been blindslided

09/01/21 17:15:22

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2463Mark Wilson

"Manuel, tell the hotel next door their guests are jumping the fence trying to use our facilities again"

09/01/21 17:09:33

 
stone face Vote score: 8783stone face

"Tom, why can't you just go down the slide normal?" Said Mrs Daley.

09/01/21 16:27:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33442Tony Edwards

Another drug-fuelled celebrity party ends in disaster.

09/01/21 12:39:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24047Ian Skelding

Tom had slid into unconsciousness.

09/01/21 12:21:23

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3805Al Overy

Pictorial representation of the UK economy for Sun readers.

09/01/21 12:03:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15597Dan Nicholls

"Is that Trevor from next door?"
"Yeah, his new trampoline is a bit feisty".

09/01/21 12:03:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7656Hercules Rockefeller

Caution: Wet Slide

09/01/21 12:02:47

 
Tamsin Boldick Tamsin Boldick

Time to face the grind.

11/01/21 9:22:22

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putting his nose to the slide-stone --Mauris Iocus
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 511Fozzgog B.

Dave's hopes of Olympic glory in the luge were ended
when Sharon needed the tray.

10/01/21 21:37:55

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3383Stephen Paterson

Shoooot!

09/01/21 22:36:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11522Neil Mackenzie

Someone had slipped a viagra into his drink before he took to the slide.

09/01/21 19:22:34

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 902Charles Gilbert

And this years award for Most-Innovatively-Snorted-Line-Of-Cocaine goes to...

09/01/21 18:48:23

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 902Charles Gilbert

I don't know his name... but his face sure rings a bell.

09/01/21 18:44:29

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5038Lucky Elperro

Neymar hits the pool and immediately does what he does best.

09/01/21 18:33:38

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6458Greg Curtis

"At parties, Jack was a 'huge splash.'"

09/01/21 17:33:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3263Scrijjy Doo

Going shirtless is a slippery slope.

09/01/21 17:25:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3263Scrijjy Doo

The Headless Oarsman

09/01/21 15:02:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3263Scrijjy Doo

"Maybe I should've worked out more than just my calf muscles."

09/01/21 15:01:39

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7174Vivvy En

♪ Cha ChAARRGGHH Slide ♪

09/01/21 14:12:38

 
stone face Vote score: 8783stone face

How to chute yourself in the foot.

09/01/21 14:11:23

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 287Peter Houle

I've seen this film. It ends with a splash.

09/01/21 13:17:13

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3805Al Overy

After a series of high profile gaffs, man-child Gavin Williamson takes 'sick leave' then goes downhill rapidly.

09/01/21 12:58:35

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7558Glyn Evans

Slidey Mc Slide Slide

09/01/21 12:47:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33442Tony Edwards

Philip was knocked slideways when his company went into liquidation.

09/01/21 12:28:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 13241Dave Bryan

Nevil Chute

09/01/21 12:21:14

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6853C CaMel

Health and safety were fluming.

09/01/21 12:16:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33442Tony Edwards

Duncan's fortunes took a nosedive as a result of the lockdown.

09/01/21 12:14:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5172Stu Dent

Well even office workers need a day off

09/01/21 12:01:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15597Dan Nicholls

He's been on the slide for a while. Too much booze.

09/01/21 12:01:09

 
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