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09/01/21 13:05:54
Chute to kill
09/01/21 12:02:51
I can't believe how many worlds heaviest earrings we've sold!
09/01/21 12:01:42
Some of the Kama Sutra positions are just ridiculous.
09/01/21 12:37:07
"I thought I'd celebrate after having the Covid jab. Unfortunately I suffered severe slide effects."
09/01/21 12:29:57
Here we see Dave attempting to break the Guinness world record for the fastest snorting of half a kilo of cocaine
09/01/21 12:25:08
"The only thing stopping me from jumping into this pool would be if the world's largest shoehorn suddenly fell out of the ARRGGHH!"
09/01/21 13:52:01
"I wish I'd erred on the slide of caution."
09/01/21 12:31:01
If Dave didn't know he had narcolepsy, he does now.
10/01/21 3:29:33
Clive had given up sniffing bicycle saddles.
09/01/21 14:49:10
Trying to pop a spot on your forehead when you've had one of your arms amputated is easier said than done.
09/01/21 13:02:36
It took 12 hours and 37 minutes but I managed to wriggle my way to the top in the end.
09/01/21 12:20:28
Dave likes a bit on the slide
09/01/21 12:03:36
The things people do for £250 on you've been framed.
09/01/21 12:03:07
''Darling, I've emptied the pool. I SAID I'VE EMPTIED THE POOL. Can't you hear me? Where are you, darling?''
09/01/21 12:03:02
Suislide
09/01/21 12:00:08
"You've turned me upside down, and no I won't just let it slide."
09/01/21 21:30:00
"Ooh a penny!"
09/01/21 18:45:03
I've been blindslided
09/01/21 17:15:22
"Manuel, tell the hotel next door their guests are jumping the fence trying to use our facilities again"
09/01/21 17:09:33
"Tom, why can't you just go down the slide normal?" Said Mrs Daley.
09/01/21 16:27:53
Another drug-fuelled celebrity party ends in disaster.
09/01/21 12:39:54
Tom had slid into unconsciousness.
09/01/21 12:21:23
Pictorial representation of the UK economy for Sun readers.
09/01/21 12:03:48
"Is that Trevor from next door?""Yeah, his new trampoline is a bit feisty".
09/01/21 12:03:11
Caution: Wet Slide
09/01/21 12:02:47
Time to face the grind.
11/01/21 9:22:22
Dave's hopes of Olympic glory in the luge were endedwhen Sharon needed the tray.
10/01/21 21:37:55
Shoooot!
09/01/21 22:36:19
Someone had slipped a viagra into his drink before he took to the slide.
09/01/21 19:22:34
And this years award for Most-Innovatively-Snorted-Line-Of-Cocaine goes to...
09/01/21 18:48:23
I don't know his name... but his face sure rings a bell.
09/01/21 18:44:29
Neymar hits the pool and immediately does what he does best.
09/01/21 18:33:38
"At parties, Jack was a 'huge splash.'"
09/01/21 17:33:04
Going shirtless is a slippery slope.
09/01/21 17:25:07
The Headless Oarsman
09/01/21 15:02:29
"Maybe I should've worked out more than just my calf muscles."
09/01/21 15:01:39
♪ Cha ChAARRGGHH Slide ♪
09/01/21 14:12:38
How to chute yourself in the foot.
09/01/21 14:11:23
I've seen this film. It ends with a splash.
09/01/21 13:17:13
After a series of high profile gaffs, man-child Gavin Williamson takes 'sick leave' then goes downhill rapidly.
09/01/21 12:58:35
Slidey Mc Slide Slide
09/01/21 12:47:23
Philip was knocked slideways when his company went into liquidation.
09/01/21 12:28:01
Nevil Chute
09/01/21 12:21:14
Health and safety were fluming.
09/01/21 12:16:33
Duncan's fortunes took a nosedive as a result of the lockdown.
09/01/21 12:14:18
Well even office workers need a day off
09/01/21 12:01:20
He's been on the slide for a while. Too much booze.
09/01/21 12:01:09
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