Diary of a Blimpy Kid

03/01/21 10:44:22

His last diary entry was just before the Fall.

03/01/21 8:16:33

As he fell his last thought was:- Don’t want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.

03/01/21 12:03:24

He helps us remember the year 2020. A year when our diaries were full of cancelled dreams and each day felt like falling off a skyscraper.

03/01/21 8:08:50

Passers by watched in horror as It fell from the top of the Empire State building. 79 minutes later, it landed on top of 53 unsuspecting people. No one was hurt.

05/01/21 4:13:37

Can’t imagine why people think I have an over-inflated ego.

03/01/21 16:26:39

Michael Aspel drops in on his next unsuspecting guest

03/01/21 9:50:59

"Dear Diary, my cravings for blueberries were so strong today that I did a touch down..."

03/01/21 9:48:06

Superman has really let himself go this past year

03/01/21 8:53:23

I told you he was all hot air!

03/01/21 18:20:05

... indeed Jesus said, "Rise and pick up your mat and go home... but don't do that, the Germans will take all of the spare spaces."

03/01/21 13:50:53

"What you doing, I said to jump after the count of 10?"

"Had to guess as I've not got enough fingers"

03/01/21 13:14:57

Despite knocking all his teeth out last time, he thought he'd give skydiving one last go

03/01/21 13:10:47

Mission Impossible... as I've got a prior engagement booked in for today

03/01/21 13:06:02

Terrorism inflatables, they blow themselves up.

03/01/21 11:55:53

Last entry in his diary: "Those pills for narcolepsy aren't zzzzzzzzzzz....

03/01/21 9:57:09

The Diary Of A Blowbody

03/01/21 8:56:43

The Street cred Diary of Adrian Mole

03/01/21 8:40:36

2020 really was a leap year.

03/01/21 8:38:53

The inflatable to honour the unknown parkour athlete was a nice touch.

03/01/21 8:36:58

Samuel Leaps

03/01/21 8:27:38

Sun, 3rd January: Caught foot on an overhead cable and got electricuted.

03/01/21 8:17:08

"This is my Worst Day Ever - and I've checked my diary to be sure!"

03/01/21 8:08:34