"Slow down Dave, you're going at break neck speed!"

01/01/21 12:17:02

And this is why you should never leave your keys in the ignition when you go for a pee on safari.

01/01/21 17:39:11

Makes a change from a zebra crossing.

01/01/21 12:36:56

"Well, this jeep has a sunroof now."

01/01/21 12:01:28

"Watch out, mate, there's a low bridge ahead."

01/01/21 12:00:34

"Drive slowly and act naturally. Maybe no one will notice that we're stealing a giraffe."

01/01/21 19:57:36

The sunroof is nice, although a bit Giraffety.

01/01/21 17:15:25

"That was the worst drive thru safari ever, didn't even see one animal"

01/01/21 15:11:38

"Kenya go any faster?"

01/01/21 13:15:38

Brass-necked Walter Palmer shows off his new range of periscope binoculars.

01/01/21 12:47:18

Photoshopper forgets to include giraffe's legs.

01/01/21 19:06:04

This new series of Transformers looks bonkers

01/01/21 18:24:16

Dave's new car, wasn't quite the head turner he expected.

01/01/21 17:20:12

To find out who had right of way they tossed a coin. The Giraffe went for heads up.

01/01/21 16:28:41

You won't see that in my neck of the woods.

01/01/21 16:19:28

Dave! SSSSTOPPPP!! Giraffe on road in front of vehicle!!

01/01/21 16:16:45

Dave, I need a toilet!

01/01/21 16:15:08

Who knew giraffes are Catholic?

01/01/21 15:48:15

"That's George, he's off to the veterinarys to donate some blood."
"Great guy, always sticking his neck out for other people."

01/01/21 15:23:30

They're headed for a secluded spot for some necking.

01/01/21 14:00:46

2023, and Lord Protector Rees-Mogg sets out to tour the country.

01/01/21 13:46:27

"Me, seen in Hyundai 4X4? You're having a giraffe".

01/01/21 13:39:50

Technology has a Bad Habit to always Kill The Nature that comes in its way.

01/01/21 13:28:15

The Six Million Dollar Giraffe

01/01/21 12:58:41

"Nice jeep. How many 'miles per giraffe' does it do?"

01/01/21 12:52:34

"I'm taking home an animal from the Safari park."
"You're having a giraffe."

01/01/21 12:37:56

Kangaroo caught

01/01/21 12:29:37

A Ruminant with a View

01/01/21 12:19:21

"What exactly are you going to do with a stolen giraffe?"

01/01/21 12:16:32

Spine Road.

01/01/21 12:13:42

"Giraffic jams are a pain in the neck."

01/01/21 12:03:22