P-P-Pick Up a Penguin. (You'll need a shovel, a bucket and a strong stomach).

01/01/21 8:34:16

Warning, 2021 ahead! Be prepared for anything.

01/01/21 8:42:23

WARNING: Bad Penguin Jokes Ahead

01/01/21 8:39:34

A GOV.UK visual summary for how businesses that used to trade with the EU should feel today.

01/01/21 9:46:07

Careful, very strong updraft.

01/01/21 8:30:00

Beware of tigers with fleas

01/01/21 11:56:04

Rumour has it that The Trumps are going to build a new home on the island.

01/01/21 15:19:30

Unhappy Feet - The third part of the trilogy sees Mumble and friends discuss mental health issues and why flinging yourself off a cliff is not a good idea. Kids will love it!

01/01/21 8:55:41

Caution car owners: Bird droppings

01/01/21 18:06:59

Rockhopper penguins

01/01/21 15:13:16

Brexit ahead.

01/01/21 14:59:47

Should've gone to Pecksavers

01/01/21 9:11:29

Oswald Cobblepot summons his minions.

01/01/21 8:04:25

Do not jump penguins.

Mon 11:31:26

The many faces of the SBS.

01/01/21 18:26:32

Two metres please.

01/01/21 18:26:20

There were warning signs over Edgar Rubin's mental health.

01/01/21 18:19:23

Levitating Penguins Ahead

01/01/21 17:16:16

Caution! Suicidal penguins ahead.

01/01/21 10:41:59

Warning: Do not have penguin tattoos whilst under the influence of alcohol as it can lead to jaundice, as can be seen here on Cliff's face

01/01/21 10:07:38

But have they considered how they are going to get back up?

01/01/21 9:59:30

Penguins will try every angle to get the perfect jump.

01/01/21 9:56:52

After all this time, they're still trying to fly. Maybe one day, but today is not that day.

01/01/21 9:52:44

Top bombing

01/01/21 9:45:26

Even though it can be a high jump, it is considered bad form to shit yourself especially if you haven’t jumped first.

01/01/21 9:06:29

Many birds dive in beak first, but penguins are Happy Feet first.

01/01/21 9:04:07

Penguins life's matter

01/01/21 8:53:31

Drunk penguins ejected from airplane. Well they are flightless birds.

01/01/21 8:52:26

Whaddya mean, birds evolved from dinosaurs? Here's a dinosaur clearly evolving from a bird.

01/01/21 8:33:33