"Well, that's the last time I chase Santa up the chimney."

30/12/20 20:02:32

Barbra Streishound

30/12/20 20:51:17

Snoody Doo

30/12/20 20:00:09

It was hard to deny the allegations of greyhound doping when Speedy finished a race wearing the rabbit

30/12/20 21:32:02

Gollidog

30/12/20 20:28:26

The Fifth Beagle

31/12/20 2:53:24

Snood Dogg

30/12/20 20:25:10

They say dogs look like their owners, but Cher's dog doesn't agree

30/12/20 20:42:34

"I'm just looking after it for Wayne Rooney".

30/12/20 20:03:30

"Is that an Afghan?"

31/12/20 6:50:01

His Dark Mutterial

31/12/20 2:19:36

Terry McDermutt

31/12/20 1:53:36

Petra Cech

31/12/20 1:30:18

I hate fancy dress parades. I get Sesame Street's Big Bird every time.

31/12/20 0:55:09

I Whippet’s Hair Back and Forth

30/12/20 23:41:33

Maradogga

30/12/20 23:40:27

70s Growler

30/12/20 23:39:36

Hairy Manilow

30/12/20 22:25:40

Never sniff another dogs bum when he's farting and his miffed owner flicks his lighted fag end at him.

30/12/20 21:27:56

"Don't snatch ..oh, too late."

30/12/20 21:26:50

Is that Rudy Giuliani's dog?

30/12/20 21:14:22

Don't let your dog near iron filings if she has a magnetic personality.

30/12/20 21:03:03

That's not how you wear a mask.

30/12/20 20:57:23

Chienia Twain

30/12/20 20:52:55

He had such a complex about being called a Greyhound he took to wearing a black wig.

30/12/20 20:51:23

"Have I seen a greyhound, Officer? Why no, I've spent the day in the poodle parlour."

30/12/20 20:46:35

“...... he answers to the name Scouse”

30/12/20 20:40:26

Plastic surgeon reveals unseen photo of Michael Jackson following a serious botch job in which he had to repair.

30/12/20 20:34:22

Skinny hatte

30/12/20 20:33:15

"Gissa jab!"

30/12/20 20:32:36

Looks more like Dasher than Gnasher

30/12/20 20:29:21

Ena Barkles

30/12/20 20:22:47

Joan Rivers was a bit of a hottie back in the day.

30/12/20 20:22:44

Feather bower

30/12/20 20:18:44

"Bow WOW!"

30/12/20 20:17:22

Why the long face?

30/12/20 20:17:21

Claudia Sniffer dog.

30/12/20 20:16:39

There's nothing worse than getting back to a hot chick's house, only to discover she has a hairy whippet.

30/12/20 20:12:23

The greyhound caught the hair

30/12/20 20:10:41

"Certainly not Madam! I've not been anywhere near your knicker draw".

30/12/20 20:04:53

"Do you like my new ear ruffs?"

30/12/20 20:00:52

Did somebody say just eat? No seriously, I can't hear.

30/12/20 20:00:41

Whatever she finds on the floor, my dog scarfs it up.

30/12/20 20:00:08