"Bloody Hell, Henry. Why can't you just build a sandcastle like all the other kids?" shouted Mrs Moore

Sat 8:47:55

Big Bird

Sat 8:41:02

"If you still can't find me, I'm standing by some figurines for the model desert village"

Sat 8:36:51

Historical Misunderstanding # 17

The Trojan Whores.

Sat 16:00:40

"Dave, I think you may have over inflated her"

Sat 9:40:29

The Statue of Libertitty

Sat 9:27:13

Angela of the North

Sat 9:11:28

A huge tw*t and a massive pair of tits have been spotted in Nevada. Donald Trump and Jedward were spotted in a crowd looking at a giant female statue.

Sat 9:07:09

Desert Rose

Sat 10:17:18

Miranda Hart statue very unflattering.

Sat 10:12:14

Many captioneers are up before the crack of Dawn.

Sat 8:51:29

Fake nudes.

Sat 8:25:02

Gran would stop at nothing to get Edward Woodward inside her.

Sun 23:15:45

It was supposed to represent the local cycle club, not the 'local bicycle'.

Sat 21:01:46

We're thinking of replacing the Jolly Green Giant with someone who is actually sweetcorn-coloured.

Sat 10:58:27

"Let's get to class early. I wouldn't want to have to sit behind her."

Sat 10:25:44

Strange phenomenon spotted at the Halfords Annual family bike ride.

Sat 10:02:44

She's got a heavenly body.

Sat 9:31:11

The moment Frankenstein awakened the soon-to-be Mrs Gulliver
(Nod to other Gulliver caption)

Sat 9:18:09

Dorothy was by far the tallest of The Golden Girls.

Sat 9:06:06

Big Friendly Girlfriend

Sat 9:05:55

The Big Easy

Sat 9:00:31

"Don't be afraid. I'm Uma Thurman."

Sat 8:53:51

Whorizon

Sat 8:53:22

Au naturel

Sat 8:50:34

Lady Gagantuan

Sat 8:50:04

Breaking News: Local Council goes all out installing golden shower at nudist beach. "It's taking the piss", said one shocked resident.

Sat 8:31:18

''I'm looking for a real man, a captioneer.''

Sat 8:27:02

"Where's Gulliver?", bellowed his mum. "It's gone five-thirty and he's late for his tea!"

Sat 8:16:18

Geri's All Gold

Sat 8:15:15

Giantess of the d'Urbervilles

Sat 8:10:33

"The Statue of Liberty looks weird without her costume."

Sat 8:07:08

Big mother is watching you

Sat 8:03:35

''Was this statue errected in Rio De Janeiro?''

''Yes, it's a Brazilian.''

Sat 8:02:21

The Colossus of Nudes

Sat 8:01:29