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Pete was starting to get worried, he simply couldn't remember if she said a white wall with yellow stripes or a yellow wall with white stripes.
21/11/20 12:44:53
It's not easy coping with mixed emulsions.
21/11/20 12:19:19
''This isn't the first time he's tried to gloss over his mistakes.''
21/11/20 12:24:28
"Where did you say you got that paint Trigger?"
21/11/20 12:07:21
Oh my God I've made a right pig's ear of this, the client is going to go mad. I'm never drinking again after last night...hang on, what the f*ck am I doing here...I'm a bus driver.
21/11/20 12:02:07
Learning to paint in jail didn't help for work on the outside.
21/11/20 13:00:47
I’m sure my bald patch is getting worse.
21/11/20 12:50:31
"I always check it first."
21/11/20 12:14:05
"Come on over," she says. "We'll do a couple of lines," she says...
22/11/20 23:00:12
I don't find this banana wallpaper a-peeling.
21/11/20 22:19:01
"Oh bugger, this is the wrong house."
21/11/20 20:51:08
"Damn", thought Dave- "now where did I put that canary?"
21/11/20 19:27:30
You know what they say, 'once a zebra crossing road marker, always a zebra crossing road marker'.
21/11/20 19:26:20
("This was all white just a few minutes ago. Is the bathroom upstairs leaking again?")
21/11/20 19:20:45
It's often hard to think of a caption but this is a problem of a different stripe.
21/11/20 19:14:21
Dave couldn't fathom who was giving him a wedgie every time he filled up his roller.
21/11/20 17:36:18
Dave was a Traffic Warden, what else do you think he’d decorate with?
21/11/20 17:03:22
Life is hard at the Fruit Stripe gum factory.
21/11/20 14:13:15
Wish I'd never taken on this job from Mr Barnum
21/11/20 12:53:51
That pesky mouse has popped up again.
21/11/20 12:51:27
Dave takes the green cross code very seriously. It's taken him a week to finish painting the first coat
21/11/20 12:48:05
Paint ERRrrr
21/11/20 12:47:30
Dave is vertically challenged.
21/11/20 12:43:48
When Dave took up decorating during lockdown he seriously earned his stripes.
21/11/20 12:40:11
All Norman had to do was paint over the yellow but he was suddenly hit by whiter's block.
21/11/20 12:28:20
"I've never seen sun exposure from blinds to this extent before"
21/11/20 12:18:06
"Bloody hell Dorothy, we're just going around in circles."
21/11/20 12:15:04
"But I thought you said stripe the wallpaper."
21/11/20 12:13:27
Luke Gloss
21/11/20 12:08:18
I don't know where my wife's gone! Have you seen her? She's a nudist, and is rather tall.
21/11/20 12:05:21
High roller
21/11/20 12:04:05
♪ I see a yellow wall & I want it painted white. ♪
21/11/20 12:01:22