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Pete was starting to get worried, he simply couldnt remember if she said a white wall with yellow stripes or a yellow wall with white stripes.
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 10194Chris Keegan

Pete was starting to get worried, he simply couldn't remember if she said a white wall with yellow stripes or a yellow wall with white stripes.

21/11/20 12:44:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13957Stephen Bean

It's not easy coping with mixed emulsions.

21/11/20 12:19:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12664Dave Bryan

''This isn't the first time he's tried to gloss over his mistakes.''

21/11/20 12:24:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23638Ian Skelding

"Where did you say you got that paint Trigger?"

21/11/20 12:07:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10183The Wolf

Oh my God I've made a right pig's ear of this, the client is going to go mad. I'm never drinking again after last night...hang on, what the f*ck am I doing here...I'm a bus driver.

21/11/20 12:02:07

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 943alexandra ball

Learning to paint in jail didn't help for work on the outside.

21/11/20 13:00:47

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 567Ellen Duncalf

I’m sure my bald patch is getting worse.

21/11/20 12:50:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13910Vanessa the Guesser

"I always check it first."

21/11/20 12:14:05

 
Peter Houle Vote score: 139Peter Houle

"Come on over," she says. "We'll do a couple of lines," she says...

22/11/20 23:00:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3022Al Overy

I don't find this banana wallpaper a-peeling.

21/11/20 22:19:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21234John Glover

"Oh bugger, this is the wrong house."

21/11/20 20:51:08

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23645Michael Winner

"Damn", thought Dave- "now where did I put that canary?"

21/11/20 19:27:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23645Michael Winner

You know what they say, 'once a zebra crossing road marker, always a zebra crossing road marker'.

21/11/20 19:26:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2150Willie Johnson

("This was all white just a few minutes ago. Is the bathroom upstairs leaking again?")

21/11/20 19:20:45

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2150Willie Johnson

It's often hard to think of a caption but this is a problem of a different stripe.

21/11/20 19:14:21

 
Dave E Vote score: 53Dave E

Dave couldn't fathom who was giving him a wedgie every time he filled up his roller.

21/11/20 17:36:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11384Neil Mackenzie

Dave was a Traffic Warden, what else do you think he’d decorate with?

21/11/20 17:03:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3049Scrijjy Doo

Life is hard at the Fruit Stripe gum factory.

21/11/20 14:13:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10879Mr Dome

Wish I'd never taken on this job from Mr Barnum

21/11/20 12:53:51

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 567Ellen Duncalf

That pesky mouse has popped up again.

21/11/20 12:51:27

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4972Stu Dent

Dave takes the green cross code very seriously. It's taken him a week to finish painting the first coat

21/11/20 12:48:05

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6384Greg Curtis

Paint ERRrrr

21/11/20 12:47:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33189Tony Edwards

Dave is vertically challenged.

21/11/20 12:43:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10194Chris Keegan

When Dave took up decorating during lockdown he seriously earned his stripes.

21/11/20 12:40:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3022Al Overy

All Norman had to do was paint over the yellow but he was suddenly hit by whiter's block.

21/11/20 12:28:20

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7340Glyn Evans

"I've never seen sun exposure from blinds to this extent before"

21/11/20 12:18:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23638Ian Skelding

"Bloody hell Dorothy, we're just going around in circles."

21/11/20 12:15:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13957Stephen Bean

"But I thought you said stripe the wallpaper."

21/11/20 12:13:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12664Dave Bryan

Luke Gloss

21/11/20 12:08:18

 
Molly R Vote score: 2364Molly R

I don't know where my wife's gone! Have you seen her? She's a nudist, and is rather tall.

21/11/20 12:05:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12664Dave Bryan

High roller

21/11/20 12:04:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7461Hercules Rockefeller

♪ I see a yellow wall & I want it painted white. ♪

21/11/20 12:01:22

 
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