Pete was starting to get worried, he simply couldn't remember if she said a white wall with yellow stripes or a yellow wall with white stripes.

Sat 12:44:53

It's not easy coping with mixed emulsions.

Sat 12:19:19

''This isn't the first time he's tried to gloss over his mistakes.''

Sat 12:24:28

Oh my God I've made a right pig's ear of this, the client is going to go mad. I'm never drinking again after last night...hang on, what the f*ck am I doing here...I'm a bus driver.

Sat 12:02:07

"Where did you say you got that paint Trigger?"

Sat 12:07:21

Learning to paint in jail didn't help for work on the outside.

Sat 13:00:47

"I always check it first."

Sat 12:14:05

"Come on over," she says. "We'll do a couple of lines," she says...

Sun 23:00:12

I don't find this banana wallpaper a-peeling.

Sat 22:19:01

"Oh bugger, this is the wrong house."

Sat 20:51:08

"Damn", thought Dave- "now where did I put that canary?"

Sat 19:27:30

You know what they say, 'once a zebra crossing road marker, always a zebra crossing road marker'.

Sat 19:26:20

("This was all white just a few minutes ago. Is the bathroom upstairs leaking again?")

Sat 19:20:45

It's often hard to think of a caption but this is a problem of a different stripe.

Sat 19:14:21

Dave couldn't fathom who was giving him a wedgie every time he filled up his roller.

Sat 17:36:18

Dave was a Traffic Warden, what else do you think he’d decorate with?

Sat 17:03:22

Life is hard at the Fruit Stripe gum factory.

Sat 14:13:15

Wish I'd never taken on this job from Mr Barnum

Sat 12:53:51

That pesky mouse has popped up again.

Sat 12:51:27

I’m sure my bald patch is getting worse.

Sat 12:50:31

Dave takes the green cross code very seriously. It's taken him a week to finish painting the first coat

Sat 12:48:05

Paint ERRrrr

Sat 12:47:30

Dave is vertically challenged.

Sat 12:43:48

When Dave took up decorating during lockdown he seriously earned his stripes.

Sat 12:40:11

All Norman had to do was paint over the yellow but he was suddenly hit by whiter's block.

Sat 12:28:20

"I've never seen sun exposure from blinds to this extent before"

Sat 12:18:06

"Bloody hell Dorothy, we're just going around in circles."

Sat 12:15:04

"But I thought you said stripe the wallpaper."

Sat 12:13:27

Luke Gloss

Sat 12:08:18

I don't know where my wife's gone! Have you seen her? She's a nudist, and is rather tall.

Sat 12:05:21

High roller

Sat 12:04:05

♪ I see a yellow wall & I want it painted white. ♪

Sat 12:01:22