Gosh, that new spearmint mouthwash is really strong.

20/11/20 8:00:21

lol

"Take us to your leader"

"Now isn't a good time - you might want to come back in February"

20/11/20 22:01:34

Dave loves being in the limelight.

20/11/20 8:16:50

"God, you are so wonderful, and glorious, and great!"

"Achoo! Shit, sorry mate."

20/11/20 8:20:26

Thank heavens, he's being given the green light

20/11/20 12:31:54

After holding it in for days, Dave finally found somewhere to fart.

20/11/20 8:28:11

The Jolly Green Giant shows off his incredible shaft.

20/11/20 8:24:37

It's the 27th of December and Dave climbs to the top of a mountain to try and get rid of the smell of his Lynx Africa Christmas gift set.

20/11/20 8:01:12

The 'I'm a Celebrity' diet had made Russell Watson's halitosis visible from space.

20/11/20 8:00:24

Gamma Ray

20/11/20 9:04:17

''I'm looking for the pot of mould.''

20/11/20 8:26:12

Give me my Massey Ferguson back! Yelled the Farmer at the Tractor Beam.

20/11/20 18:39:03

Having bad breath is one thing, purposely damaging the ozone layer with it is another.

20/11/20 13:37:11

Chloro Phil

20/11/20 10:21:49

"WTF I prayed for a green beamer!"

20/11/20 9:55:40

Ray of light.

20/11/20 9:42:46

Looks like my Windows desktop is playing up again.

20/11/20 8:03:55

Hewey green.

20/11/20 15:22:07

Voice from above: "Come on son, eat up your greens."

20/11/20 13:00:38

Dave's having laser high surgery

20/11/20 12:30:11

Hughie?

20/11/20 11:29:10

Rock liming

20/11/20 10:37:48

Caught between a rock and a shard place

20/11/20 10:13:06

"Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."
"They haven't forgot the cross and nails again have they?"

20/11/20 10:11:57

♫ Look on the bright side of light ♫

20/11/20 10:08:09

Welcome to Salisbury, twinned with Moscow.

20/11/20 10:06:14

Rainbow Alliance

20/11/20 10:04:40

Chris the Begreener

20/11/20 9:51:50

Angel of the Northern Lights

20/11/20 9:50:48

BREAKING NEWS Weatherman wins the lottery.

20/11/20 9:45:02

"Somewhere over the Greenbow..."

20/11/20 8:22:38

Green peace

20/11/20 8:10:47

Dave's a Super Trooper.

20/11/20 8:09:44

"Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"

20/11/20 8:01:28

''Beam me up, Scotty.''

20/11/20 8:00:51