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Gosh, that new spearmint mouthwash is really strong.
20/11/20 8:00:21
"Take us to your leader""Now isn't a good time - you might want to come back in February"
20/11/20 22:01:34
Dave loves being in the limelight.
20/11/20 8:16:50
"God, you are so wonderful, and glorious, and great!""Achoo! Shit, sorry mate."
20/11/20 8:20:26
Thank heavens, he's being given the green light
20/11/20 12:31:54
After holding it in for days, Dave finally found somewhere to fart.
20/11/20 8:28:11
The Jolly Green Giant shows off his incredible shaft.
20/11/20 8:24:37
It's the 27th of December and Dave climbs to the top of a mountain to try and get rid of the smell of his Lynx Africa Christmas gift set.
20/11/20 8:01:12
The 'I'm a Celebrity' diet had made Russell Watson's halitosis visible from space.
20/11/20 8:00:24
Gamma Ray
20/11/20 9:04:17
''I'm looking for the pot of mould.''
20/11/20 8:26:12
Give me my Massey Ferguson back! Yelled the Farmer at the Tractor Beam.
20/11/20 18:39:03
Having bad breath is one thing, purposely damaging the ozone layer with it is another.
20/11/20 13:37:11
Chloro Phil
20/11/20 10:21:49
"WTF I prayed for a green beamer!"
20/11/20 9:55:40
Ray of light.
20/11/20 9:42:46
Looks like my Windows desktop is playing up again.
20/11/20 8:03:55
Hewey green.
20/11/20 15:22:07
Voice from above: "Come on son, eat up your greens."
20/11/20 13:00:38
Dave's having laser high surgery
20/11/20 12:30:11
Hughie?
20/11/20 11:29:10
Rock liming
20/11/20 10:37:48
Caught between a rock and a shard place
20/11/20 10:13:06
"Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.""They haven't forgot the cross and nails again have they?"
20/11/20 10:11:57
♫ Look on the bright side of light ♫
20/11/20 10:08:09
Welcome to Salisbury, twinned with Moscow.
20/11/20 10:06:14
Rainbow Alliance
20/11/20 10:04:40
Chris the Begreener
20/11/20 9:51:50
Angel of the Northern Lights
20/11/20 9:50:48
BREAKING NEWS Weatherman wins the lottery.
20/11/20 9:45:02
"Somewhere over the Greenbow..."
20/11/20 8:22:38
Green peace
20/11/20 8:10:47
Dave's a Super Trooper.
20/11/20 8:09:44
"Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"
20/11/20 8:01:28
''Beam me up, Scotty.''
20/11/20 8:00:51