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Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 567Ellen Duncalf

Gosh, that new spearmint mouthwash is really strong.

20/11/20 8:00:21

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 439Fozzgog B.

"Take us to your leader"

"Now isn't a good time - you might want to come back in February"

20/11/20 22:01:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13957Stephen Bean

Dave loves being in the limelight.

20/11/20 8:16:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7261James Lennox

"God, you are so wonderful, and glorious, and great!"

"Achoo! Shit, sorry mate."

20/11/20 8:20:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7021Vivvy En

Thank heavens, he's being given the green light

20/11/20 12:31:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4972Stu Dent

After holding it in for days, Dave finally found somewhere to fart.

20/11/20 8:28:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13910Vanessa the Guesser

The Jolly Green Giant shows off his incredible shaft.

20/11/20 8:24:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10183The Wolf

It's the 27th of December and Dave climbs to the top of a mountain to try and get rid of the smell of his Lynx Africa Christmas gift set.

20/11/20 8:01:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3022Al Overy

The 'I'm a Celebrity' diet had made Russell Watson's halitosis visible from space.

20/11/20 8:00:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13957Stephen Bean

Gamma Ray

20/11/20 9:04:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12664Dave Bryan

''I'm looking for the pot of mould.''

20/11/20 8:26:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11384Neil Mackenzie

Give me my Massey Ferguson back! Yelled the Farmer at the Tractor Beam.

20/11/20 18:39:03

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1912Karen Oakenfull

Having bad breath is one thing, purposely damaging the ozone layer with it is another.

20/11/20 13:37:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13957Stephen Bean

Chloro Phil

20/11/20 10:21:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6767C CaMel

"WTF I prayed for a green beamer!"

20/11/20 9:55:40

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 943alexandra ball

Ray of light.

20/11/20 9:42:46

 
Molly R Vote score: 2364Molly R

Looks like my Windows desktop is playing up again.

20/11/20 8:03:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21234John Glover

Hewey green.

20/11/20 15:22:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21234John Glover

Voice from above: "Come on son, eat up your greens."

20/11/20 13:00:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7021Vivvy En

Dave's having laser high surgery

20/11/20 12:30:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10879Mr Dome

Hughie?

20/11/20 11:29:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13957Stephen Bean

Rock liming

20/11/20 10:37:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13957Stephen Bean

Caught between a rock and a shard place

20/11/20 10:13:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23638Ian Skelding

"Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."
"They haven't forgot the cross and nails again have they?"

20/11/20 10:11:57

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23638Ian Skelding

♫ Look on the bright side of light ♫

20/11/20 10:08:09

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6767C CaMel

Welcome to Salisbury, twinned with Moscow.

20/11/20 10:06:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33189Tony Edwards

Rainbow Alliance

20/11/20 10:04:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6767C CaMel

Chris the Begreener

20/11/20 9:51:50

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6767C CaMel

Angel of the Northern Lights

20/11/20 9:50:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10194Chris Keegan

BREAKING NEWS Weatherman wins the lottery.

20/11/20 9:45:02

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7340Glyn Evans

"Somewhere over the Greenbow..."

20/11/20 8:22:38

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3022Al Overy

Green peace

20/11/20 8:10:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10194Chris Keegan

Dave's a Super Trooper.

20/11/20 8:09:44

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7461Hercules Rockefeller

"Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?"

20/11/20 8:01:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12664Dave Bryan

''Beam me up, Scotty.''

20/11/20 8:00:51

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