Around the world in eighty lays

Thu 8:07:10

Chicken 'n' a Basket

Thu 8:01:46

I always fly eggonomy.

Thu 8:14:32

This year's Conservative Conference was a great success, organizers remarked they have never seen so much hot air

Thu 8:05:46

Man, that chick has a hot arse.

Thu 9:23:45

Kentucky Flied Chicken.

Thu 8:42:17

''I've decided not to go.''

''Chicken.''

Thu 8:27:28

"Sorry about the balloon guys. I couldn't resist buying it."

"It was going cheep."

Thu 8:00:12

When Dave's "inflatable chick" finally arrived it was not what he'd expected

Thu 20:11:13

Free range

Thu 8:42:21

"And the winner of the best novelty hot air balloon goes to...D OMKD for its fantastic symmetrical use of green exclamation marks. In second place is the pumpkin and in third is the toffee apple wrapped with nicely spaced banana skins"

Thu 8:10:58

Cluck Click Every Trip

Thu 9:19:10

"But I thought you said the weather up there was fowl."

Thu 8:35:39

Aviary-Hot Air Balloon

Thu 8:26:11

"I ate so MUCH over Thanksgiving!"

Thu 8:03:02

It’s a safety hatch.

Thu 19:49:15

One more case of bird flew.

Thu 14:40:26

The chicken balloon was the only one that didn’t come back. It migrated to Africa.

Thu 11:47:09

- 'RADAR'
- 'Chick'
- 'RUDDER'
- 'Chick'
- 'BALLAST'
- 'Chick'

Thu 11:36:25

Chicked-in baggage is cheeper with us.

Thu 11:25:46

Careful, that middle one is hooked up to the vent on the porta-potties

Thu 11:05:03

Reminds me of my wife. If I've got gas she won't go down.

Thu 10:33:30

Maradona's ballooned again.

Thu 9:42:56

Pop chicken.

Thu 8:44:44

"Oi big bird, are you picking a fight?"
"Nah, that's what I thought, full of hot air"

Thu 8:28:30

Dave fixed it so that they would never again call him a headless chicken

Thu 8:25:52

BREAKING NEWS: Ryanair introduce new low cost flights.

Thu 8:18:59

Orville the Duck has really let himself go

Thu 8:14:37

Poultry in motion

Thu 8:11:53

Balloon animal

Thu 8:04:14

"The sky was falling down!", exclaimed Chicken Little.

No, Chicken Little, you were just really, really high.

Thu 8:04:01

"Really?...how can I MAN that?"

Thu 8:03:46

I personally wouldn't fly in a cheep balloon.

Thu 8:00:42