Around the world in eighty lays

19/11/20 8:07:10

Chicken 'n' a Basket

19/11/20 8:01:46

I always fly eggonomy.

19/11/20 8:14:32

This year's Conservative Conference was a great success, organizers remarked they have never seen so much hot air

19/11/20 8:05:46

Man, that chick has a hot arse.

19/11/20 9:23:45

Kentucky Flied Chicken.

19/11/20 8:42:17

''I've decided not to go.''

''Chicken.''

19/11/20 8:27:28

"Sorry about the balloon guys. I couldn't resist buying it."

"It was going cheep."

19/11/20 8:00:12

When Dave's "inflatable chick" finally arrived it was not what he'd expected

19/11/20 20:11:13

Free range

19/11/20 8:42:21

"And the winner of the best novelty hot air balloon goes to...D OMKD for its fantastic symmetrical use of green exclamation marks. In second place is the pumpkin and in third is the toffee apple wrapped with nicely spaced banana skins"

19/11/20 8:10:58

Cluck Click Every Trip

19/11/20 9:19:10

"But I thought you said the weather up there was fowl."

19/11/20 8:35:39

Aviary-Hot Air Balloon

19/11/20 8:26:11

"I ate so MUCH over Thanksgiving!"

19/11/20 8:03:02

Tweetie Fly

26/11/20 18:13:19

It’s a safety hatch.

19/11/20 19:49:15

One more case of bird flew.

19/11/20 14:40:26

The chicken balloon was the only one that didn’t come back. It migrated to Africa.

19/11/20 11:47:09

- 'RADAR'
- 'Chick'
- 'RUDDER'
- 'Chick'
- 'BALLAST'
- 'Chick'

19/11/20 11:36:25

Chicked-in baggage is cheeper with us.

19/11/20 11:25:46

Careful, that middle one is hooked up to the vent on the porta-potties

19/11/20 11:05:03

Reminds me of my wife. If I've got gas she won't go down.

19/11/20 10:33:30

Maradona's ballooned again.

19/11/20 9:42:56

Pop chicken.

19/11/20 8:44:44

"Oi big bird, are you picking a fight?"
"Nah, that's what I thought, full of hot air"

19/11/20 8:28:30

Dave fixed it so that they would never again call him a headless chicken

19/11/20 8:25:52

BREAKING NEWS: Ryanair introduce new low cost flights.

19/11/20 8:18:59

Orville the Duck has really let himself go

19/11/20 8:14:37

Poultry in motion

19/11/20 8:11:53

Balloon animal

19/11/20 8:04:14

"The sky was falling down!", exclaimed Chicken Little.

No, Chicken Little, you were just really, really high.

19/11/20 8:04:01

"Really?...how can I MAN that?"

19/11/20 8:03:46

I personally wouldn't fly in a cheep balloon.

19/11/20 8:00:42