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C CaMel Vote score: 6767C CaMel

She offered it on a plate.

20/11/20 6:27:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5340Karyn Harrison

SOME 1 crashed into it the following day.

19/11/20 20:12:06

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NO 1 was injured. --Dave Bryan
Al Overy Vote score: 3020Al Overy

Business was going great for Tina from Doncaster.

19/11/20 20:08:54

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 943alexandra ball

Andy was furious he spent so much on the car that he couldn't afford the extra letter in his personalised number plate

19/11/20 20:15:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10182The Wolf

This car reminds me of my ex. She was also anyone's ride.

19/11/20 20:02:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4383Crunchy Chords
She offered it on a plate.

19/11/20 20:02:44

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Great film 🤭 --Mr Dome
Al Overy Vote score: 3020Al Overy

One desperate owner

19/11/20 20:00:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33189Tony Edwards

"..........for tennis?"

19/11/20 20:27:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12662Dave Bryan

''My eyesight must be getting worse. I can't see ANY 1.''

19/11/20 20:20:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6767C CaMel

Impersonalised

20/11/20 6:28:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10878Mr Dome

Newcastle city centre

19/11/20 22:18:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3048Scrijjy Doo

Any 1 with £50,000.

19/11/20 20:46:02

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3048Scrijjy Doo

♫ ♬ Maybe, you can drive my car ♫ ♬

19/11/20 20:39:36

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4972Stu Dent

Any 1 want to merc me a offer

19/11/20 20:39:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10182The Wolf

Russell Brand sends his driver to pick up his one night stand from the airport.

19/11/20 20:10:14

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7460Hercules Rockefeller

"So, Q, this is the only modification you made to the vehicle?"

19/11/20 20:04:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7259James Lennox

It seems anyone can own a Mercedes these days.

19/11/20 20:00:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21234John Glover

♫ Any old iron? any old iron? .....

20/11/20 4:05:40

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A New York Iodine? --Willie Johnson
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7340Glyn Evans

"Skywalker? Darth Vader used to drive a Merc?"

19/11/20 20:35:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6767C CaMel

Declan wondered if Ant had been drinking again.

19/11/20 20:29:21

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7259James Lennox

Typical Germans, they love anal but their English is shit.

19/11/20 20:10:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11383Neil Mackenzie

The only Mercedes I can see myself in, is a black one with the box in the back.

19/11/20 20:10:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 10182The Wolf

You have to feel sorry for taxi drivers with smelly feet.

19/11/20 20:06:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13909Vanessa the Guesser

Anon continues to drive everyone mad.

19/11/20 20:03:51

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If any 1 can, anon can --Mr Dome
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10194Chris Keegan

So I showed the wife a whole list of cheap private registrations and asked which one she wanted. Cheeky bitch said this one, it wasn't even on the list and cost me a bloody fortune!

19/11/20 20:02:22

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3020Al Overy

I bet those car keys have seen a few fish bowls...

19/11/20 20:02:01

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6384Greg Curtis

“...looks like he’s moved on from ’TRACY4’ .”

19/11/20 20:02:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10194Chris Keegan

"Oi! Officer, so how come I get a ticket when anyone can park here?"

19/11/20 20:01:58

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 565Ellen Duncalf

Final Score: England 2 West Germ

19/11/20 20:00:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10194Chris Keegan

Apparently it's parked up for a few days, anyone from Germany needs to self isoate.

19/11/20 20:00:22

 
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