super vote: ( left this week)
To add captions, first sign up
£50WINNER
Blind people: never walk near swamps with an inexperienced guide dog.
05/12/20 20:07:54
05/12/20 20:00:14
He would have loved to have a canvas but the kitchen floor would have to suffice.
05/12/20 22:08:45
Day three. Still no fish.
06/12/20 1:40:03
"It wasn't me!"
05/12/20 21:09:24
"I had a great time today, but for some reason I'm now banned from Wimbledon."
05/12/20 22:38:41
Dirty bitch
05/12/20 20:51:09
"Well, that's the cat dealt with once and for all"
05/12/20 20:05:16
The toilet roll shortage hits some harder than others.
05/12/20 20:00:19
Bog Day Afternoon
05/12/20 21:25:31
Ahh ah! Now I know where black Labradors come from.
05/12/20 20:00:09
"It's getting harder to find a place to hide my toilet rolls from those humans."
05/12/20 20:00:07
Muddy Walkers
05/12/20 20:19:03
Mucky pup.
05/12/20 20:00:17
"So after tracking this through the house my name is Mud - I always thought it was Benji"
06/12/20 21:41:55
I love you, mudder.
06/12/20 3:13:14
Slush puppy
06/12/20 0:54:51
"Why's Marley looking for lawn?"
05/12/20 23:04:13
Being a dog is turf.
05/12/20 23:02:51
Mud lark.
05/12/20 22:40:22
Lady Muck
05/12/20 21:29:53
Shrex
05/12/20 21:26:35
It wasn't much fun being Doctor Foster's pet
05/12/20 21:22:27
Paws for thought.
05/12/20 21:11:20
Labraboar
05/12/20 20:59:23
"I'll never make it as a golden retriever if I can't find my own bones."
05/12/20 20:32:42
Houndhog Day
05/12/20 20:29:43
Swamp Dog.
05/12/20 20:21:47
"Oh, I thought my masters I phone would float."
05/12/20 20:21:43
Doggy puddle
05/12/20 20:19:00
Of course this will be the time he chooses to walk across your white shag carpet that you just cleaned.
05/12/20 20:15:58
Boggy paddle
05/12/20 20:05:08
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal
05/12/20 20:04:11
There Will Be Chew Toys
05/12/20 20:03:39
Well that's Marley disposed of, Hollywood here I come.
05/12/20 20:02:53
"Your dog found something crude alright, but it's not oil."
05/12/20 20:02:38
No, we should mate him with a poodle.
05/12/20 20:01:34
Labrapuddle.
05/12/20 20:01:17
Mud Max
05/12/20 20:00:47
Mud puppy.
05/12/20 20:00:29
more photos from the captioning gallery
more photos from the captioning gallery