"It's not what it looks like Christopher Robin. I was just licking some honey off the floor and..."

"Err yes, and I was bouncing in a Tigger-ific sort of way and accidentally landed on top of him."

14/10/20 7:01:00

Oh Tigger, no matter what you try you will always be a soft toy

14/10/20 7:16:11

"Why have we got speech bubbles attached to us Tigger?"

"It's for that crowd on caption.me who don't have a life. Shut up and stay still."

14/10/20 7:15:11

"Tigger, I'm quite certain this is not how you play Pooh Sticks."

14/10/20 7:00:07

Tell me Pooh. Tell me.
You’re the only one, Tigger.

14/10/20 7:25:41

"Turns out, Pooh bears are what Tiggers do best!"

14/10/20 7:00:22

Sex toys

14/10/20 11:20:18

"Pooh, do you think Christopher Robin is going to grow up to be a sexual deviant?"

"Well Tigger, after what he just did with that superglue, I think he already is."

14/10/20 8:36:09

"There may be winter in my bones, but there's summer in my heart."
"Well get some spring in your arse otherwise we'll be here until autumn."

(Used this caption some 5/6 years ago. This picture seemed just right for it again)

14/10/20 12:26:56

Remember the new rules Tigger. No more than 6 inside

14/10/20 7:20:14

I prefer the original books. Those Disney versions take far too many ...liberties.

14/10/20 7:02:20

Poohnography

14/10/20 8:18:59

"Can't we go back to being the biker and the cowboy from The Village People? It's bloody hot in this Pooh Bear costume!"

14/10/20 7:38:10

"Is it good for you, Pooh?"

"Eeyore's better."

14/10/20 7:04:29

I'm f*cking speechless.

14/10/20 7:03:53

''Please get off. I've already been stuffed.''

14/10/20 7:02:44

”What are you doing Tigger? I’m feeling a little anxious.”
”Just relax Pooh. It’s called the heimlich manoeuvre.
”But Tigger, I’m not choking.”
”You will be if you don’t shut up.”

14/10/20 7:47:39

Tigger Happy TV

14/10/20 7:25:34

''If you're putting it in there, I want two pots of honey.''

14/10/20 7:23:47

Tigger is definitely in the pooh.

14/10/20 7:05:24

"So babe, what do you think of your new onesie?"

"I think it's made me realise that I'd like a divorce because you're a bloody pervert"

14/10/20 7:00:44

Once you go Tigger your Poohs will be bigger.

14/10/20 16:36:03

Stop playing with your Pooh.

14/10/20 15:10:46

Bear back mounting.

14/10/20 14:12:02

Tiggers a wonderful thing.
I've had better.

14/10/20 13:06:16

"I'm fed of being nice, give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you!"
- "Andrew Ridgeley's solo career?"

14/10/20 8:26:48

"I wanted another ounce Tigger, not another bounce."

14/10/20 7:45:48

🎶 I don’t wanna be a a Tigger
Because Tiggers play too rough
I don’t wanna be a Lion
Cause Lions aren’t the.kind
You love enou ou ou gh.
I wanna be your Teddy Bear. 🎶

14/10/20 7:33:49

Bear backing

14/10/20 7:26:41

"No, Tigger! I don't want to feel your tackle!!"

14/10/20 7:25:11

"Are you Piglet's Heffalump?"

"I am and I've got a long trunk and like to hump!"

14/10/20 7:18:50

Tigger - you are great at rugby, I love your tackle so much

14/10/20 7:18:19

''So that's why they call you Bigger Tigger.''

14/10/20 7:13:35

New advert for Glasgow nightclub causes controversy
'If you cause trouble in our club you WILL get F*#ked off a bouncer'

14/10/20 7:04:27

"Jump! Jump!"

"Tiggers don't jump, they bounce."

14/10/20 7:03:30

"Not here, Tigger, everyone can see us."

"Hoohoo! A Roo with a view!"

14/10/20 7:01:40

"Hi honey, I'm home."
"Where have you been - out with Christopher Robin?"

14/10/20 7:00:33