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The Wolf	Dear Santa. For Christmas this year I'd love some thermal underpants. 05/10/20 19:27:23	24

Stephen Bean	Meat and blue veg 05/10/20 19:19:54	8

Scrijjy Doo	"My eyes are up here!" 05/10/20 19:21:17	6

Hercules Rockefeller	"They're only like that because self pleasure is against my religion." 05/10/20 19:06:13	5

Molly R	It says "Dear John, I'm afraid I may have given you an infection." 05/10/20 19:03:13	5

Stephen Bean	Spot the ball competition for beginners. 05/10/20 19:04:55	4

Stephen Bean	I warned him not to spend too long thinking about captions. 05/10/20 19:00:49	4

Ron Allan	"You total pillock Malcolm..you're supposed to swallow the bloody Viagra, not rub it on your genitals" 05/10/20 23:18:25	3

Lucky Elperro	"You dipped them in cryo-what?" 05/10/20 20:04:39	3

John Glover	"I wasn't thinking sexy thoughts, I didn't realise it was erect, it just came out of the blue." 05/10/20 19:27:11	3

Ian Skelding	"Would you mind where you're aiming that laser pen." 05/10/20 19:16:43	3

Ellen Duncalf	Kelvin is not impressed with the latest idea of paintballing for enrichment during lock down. "Those chimps are evil" he said in an interview earlier today at Monkeyworld in Dorset. 05/10/20 19:10:43	3

Crunchy Chords	"Darling, have you ever heard of the term 'blue balls'?" "You mean the idea that aroused males get blue testicles if they're not able to, well, finish? Yeah, but it's a myth, innit. Why do you ask?" 05/10/20 19:00:35	3

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