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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7155Hercules Rockefeller

"Christ, Dave, didn't I tell you about the dangers of smoking Camels?"

03/10/20 7:03:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

“Dave, I said get something for dessert!”

03/10/20 7:54:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6203C CaMel

Spitting image

03/10/20 10:06:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1720Al Overy

"I know it's uncomfortable but I must complete your Covid test, Mr Trump."

03/10/20 7:01:42

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Tartar for now

03/10/20 9:27:58

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5790Paul Reeve

Dave had hung a picture up in the spare room to make his mother in law feel more at home during her stay with them.

03/10/20 7:29:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

The camel has adapted well to life in the desert. It can go weeks without cleaning its teeth.

03/10/20 7:08:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

She's definitely a bit Gobi

03/10/20 7:46:39

 
Molly R Vote score: 2193Molly R

I haven't been able to see my dentist since early March.

03/10/20 7:05:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10326Mr Dome

Never look a gift horse in the mouth (unless you live in Troy)

03/10/20 7:02:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13397Vanessa the Guesser

"Got any pics of your toe?"

03/10/20 7:00:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

When you've been on a big night out, had 10 pints and then pulled a gorgeous blonde supermodel, but then wake up in morning and find this snoring on the next pillow.

03/10/20 7:00:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11112Neil Mackenzie

The wife’s mother complained she couldn’t get a dentist.
She can’t get a plastic surgeon either.

03/10/20 18:41:56

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1720Al Overy

"I've had enough of your incisive comments!"

03/10/20 17:43:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21011John Glover

"No, I'm nothing to do with Star Wars, I said this is what can happen when you chew baccy."

03/10/20 13:27:45

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 753alexandra ball

He's so angry he's spitting teeth.

03/10/20 11:03:02

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

So I’ve got a few grains of sand stuck on my gum line! What’s the big deal?” You people are all about the look and not the heart.

03/10/20 9:47:40

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 270Ellen Duncalf

”How do you expect me to keep my teeth clean when I’ve got no water to rinse my brush in. Hey?”

03/10/20 9:36:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23166Ian Skelding

"I know I said we need to replace the lady who looks too young to be wearing dentures but I was thinking more of an older Woman," said the Fixodent advertising campaign manager.

03/10/20 8:29:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9599Chris Keegan

"Sorry love, that's where you may have heard it but I've just seen 'the horses mouth' and it's not a horse"

03/10/20 8:01:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Have you ever thought of using a different toothpaste?''

03/10/20 7:52:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8886The Wolf

Cherie Blair's cosmetic surgery is declared a success...

03/10/20 7:43:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12485Stephen Bean

When you open the door and come face to face with the mother in law.

03/10/20 7:30:03

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Glyn Evans Vote score: 7013Glyn Evans

"Hold on, you're not Anon" Me muttered, "MEAH!!!" Gerry the Camel replied. "Yes, that's who I am. I'm Meah, have we met before?"

03/10/20 7:21:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''He's suffering from Arabic gum disease.''

03/10/20 7:15:02

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6447James Lennox

Mike Tyson still has one hell of a right hook.

03/10/20 7:13:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13397Vanessa the Guesser

This was the missus before she got the hump.

03/10/20 7:04:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7013Glyn Evans

Waiter waiter: "Excuse me sir, if you don't mind me saying but there appears to be some leftover soup on your bottom lip"

03/10/20 7:00:25

 
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