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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13288Vanessa the Guesser

It was a shame for Dave but unfortunately her lips were sealed.

23/09/20 12:14:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12272Stephen Bean

"Shhhh, don't let him know I'm here. We're playing bride and seek."

23/09/20 12:09:35

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"No, she's not behind the fountain" --Glyn Evans
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12272Stephen Bean

Veil of secrecy

23/09/20 12:00:05

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

He was about to get the surprise of his life on date night

23/09/20 12:10:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

''He doesn't know I'm three months gone. Mums the word.''

23/09/20 12:09:17

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1746Karen Oakenfull

“Shhhh..I’m going to push him in front of the next bus. I’ll sort my bridesmaid out later.”

23/09/20 13:35:51

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2755Scrijjy Doo

"Don't tell him I'm a dude. It's a surprise."

23/09/20 13:16:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

"The stag do was a quiet night darling", he said. "I was in bed by ten". Well, what he didn't know was that after he passed out at 2am, I joined the stag party and banged all of his mates, and his Dad. Oh well, married life here we come.

23/09/20 12:23:53

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7110Hercules Rockefeller

Vow of silence

23/09/20 12:01:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11068Neil Mackenzie

Mums the word, he doesn’t know my Mother is coming to live with us.

23/09/20 21:17:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

"This is the happiest day of my life! I've always wanted to turn up to a stranger's funeral wearing a wedding dress and throw water balloons at everyone"

23/09/20 12:38:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

"Shhh. I'm about to give him a wedgie..."

23/09/20 12:14:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12272Stephen Bean

Becky tried her best to smile on her special day, vowing never again to pick her nose after using superglue.

23/09/20 12:01:01

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5078Karyn Harrison

"Don't Tell the Bridegroom!"

23/09/20 12:00:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1618Al Overy

Very rare photo of a wife not talking.

23/09/20 12:31:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

I told Dave that I could count on one hand the amount of lovers I'd had before meeting him. Well, it's true if the hand had 347 fingers on it.

23/09/20 12:11:31

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1201Dot Old

"Shh, it's the Secret Service."

23/09/20 12:01:55

 
Molly R Vote score: 2155Molly R

Don't tell Dave until he's finished peeing - but I am really Anon.

23/09/20 12:00:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

Scottish Widows - as cunning today as they've always been

23/09/20 19:22:36

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

Due to covid and limited attendance...the bride was the husher.

23/09/20 12:44:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32660Tony Edwards

Lip service

23/09/20 12:41:45

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1618Al Overy

They got married on the quiet

23/09/20 12:33:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

"I've told him that it's unlucky to see me before the ceremony. Now get your knob out, Mr Cameraman"

23/09/20 12:18:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

Never eat spinach on your wedding day. Especially if you don't have a toothpick and they're about to take your photos.

23/09/20 12:00:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8753The Wolf

"He's in for a shock later when he takes this dress off and finds out I've got a cock...Shushhh"

23/09/20 12:00:14

 
Anne Baxter Vote score: 11Anne Baxter

You never know who you're going to meet on a blind date

25/09/20 14:29:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6983Glyn Evans

Anon and me on our wedding day, but who's who? - "Shush, it's a secret!" whispered Anon or me.

23/09/20 20:38:34

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 735alexandra ball

Please don't tell him but I've just slept with his twin brother.

23/09/20 14:37:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10271Mr Dome

He waited eagerly for his loving bride to kick him for his wedding gift - he was well into a bit of CBT

23/09/20 14:35:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32660Tony Edwards

It's easy to see who has the upper hand in this relationship.

23/09/20 13:02:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23084Ian Skelding

Do not reveil

23/09/20 13:00:54

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 212Ellen Duncalf

Spent four grand on his credit card last month. May as well start as I mean to go on..from this day forward and all that.

23/09/20 12:41:10

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1618Al Overy

"Don't tell Bob. This baby's not actually his and he doesn't really have to marry me."

23/09/20 12:30:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32660Tony Edwards

Newly wed Victoria is about to surprise her husband with a game of 'smell my finger'.

23/09/20 12:26:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12272Stephen Bean

A Groom without a View

23/09/20 12:16:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9472Chris Keegan

While waiting for his new bride Steve's current wife thought she would dig out the old dress again and give him one last surprise.

23/09/20 12:10:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13288Vanessa the Guesser

The lovely bride tried to hide the little goatee she'd grown during lockdown.

23/09/20 12:01:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

Secret wedding

23/09/20 12:01:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11812Dave Bryan

Silent partner

23/09/20 12:00:44

 
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