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Dot Old Vote score: 1136Dot Old

Armpit

08/09/20 8:17:56

 
stone face Vote score: 8045stone face

"welcome to Croydon council's monthly meeting. Due to covid we have had to convene outside. First on the agenda, pot holes. How many people think we have a problem with them? Hands up please."

08/09/20 8:02:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Government urges workers to go back to the orifice.

08/09/20 8:25:05

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Handout

08/09/20 8:07:35

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15283Dan Nicholls

Hi Street

08/09/20 8:56:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"Scalpel."

08/09/20 8:27:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Can you call an ambulance, Gypsy Rose?''

''There's no point bothering. I've just checked your lifeline.''

08/09/20 8:37:45

 
stone face Vote score: 8045stone face

Police finally arrest Thing impersonator.

08/09/20 8:05:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10132Mr Dome

Low five

08/09/20 8:00:31

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 78Ellen Duncalf

Hand granitiser.

08/09/20 9:07:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

"How was your holiday?"

"Gneiss."

08/09/20 9:45:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Chasm & Dave

08/09/20 8:30:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

I told Anon there was a caption with punctuation and spelling errors down there. I think I've got rid of him (or her). Can I have a vote please?

08/09/20 8:16:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

"Another drink?"
"Yes please, one more for the road."

08/09/20 8:16:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

Camera shy

08/09/20 9:58:08

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

Rock beats paper.

08/09/20 9:44:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

Wave formation.

08/09/20 9:42:42

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

Forearm is forewarned

08/09/20 9:38:31

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 151Sheila Graham

With her career at rock bottom, Carrie makes a surprise comeback.

08/09/20 9:12:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10132Mr Dome

Me and the missus love to hole hands

08/09/20 8:59:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Say cheese, now wave. Just move back a little bit further.......''

08/09/20 8:52:47

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

Governments blames new outbreak of the zombie apocalyps on the eighteen to twenty five year olds.

08/09/20 8:49:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15283Dan Nicholls

Man, hole.

08/09/20 8:44:21

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6868Glyn Evans

"...and the lady of the dried up lake threw Excalibur to me..."

08/09/20 8:42:09

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1136Dot Old

All lives matter

08/09/20 8:31:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

Morning, glory hole

08/09/20 8:26:39

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

Mexican wave.

08/09/20 8:12:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

Will there be a second wave?

08/09/20 8:10:41

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

Fingers Cave.

( or Fingal's Wave )

08/09/20 8:09:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

I mean there's upskirting...then there's this...

08/09/20 8:07:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

"We can't help you now mate we're in the middle of a pandemic. Try calling back in six months"

08/09/20 8:06:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Can I go to the toilet, please?''

08/09/20 8:05:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

One Down in Street

08/09/20 8:01:56

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

Hi-de-hole

08/09/20 8:01:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Cinq hole

08/09/20 8:00:04

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 273Fozzgog B.

Looks like the Lady of the Lake is all in favour of the hosepipe ban

08/09/20 21:46:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

When you’re a miner and you have to put your hand up to go to the toilet.

08/09/20 20:38:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

Pot holes have gained sentience.

08/09/20 16:22:49

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4987Kenny Ireland

"These basketball players downstairs are bloody tough".

08/09/20 16:21:58

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20846John Glover

Dave's business practices were a bit underhand.

08/09/20 12:21:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

"Do you know who he is?"
- "No, but I think he might be half German"

08/09/20 10:47:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

Man cave

08/09/20 10:12:36

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

Finally, they introduced a portal gun into Minecraft.

08/09/20 10:00:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

On reflection, it was a bad idea to use plate tectonics as a baddie in that really long episode of Doctor Who.

08/09/20 9:58:51

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 681alexandra ball

Hi Carrie.

08/09/20 9:51:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

The Rock

08/09/20 9:44:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13037Vanessa the Guesser

Byeway

08/09/20 9:09:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Hollow Man

08/09/20 8:46:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"Will you stop doing star jumps and get out of there."

08/09/20 8:34:40

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

"Help! Give me a hand."
"Looks like you've already got one. Good luck though."

08/09/20 8:31:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

Palm springs

08/09/20 8:13:22

 
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