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Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

The Joey of Sex

07/09/20 20:00:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13038Vanessa the Guesser

"Crikey! It stinks of bush."

07/09/20 20:29:42

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Perhaps lose the 'the' --John Glover
Mark England Vote score: 17338Mark England

"What's that Skippy? Rolf Harris did WHAT?"

07/09/20 20:01:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

Jake The Peg

07/09/20 20:45:17

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 608Charles Gilbert

This is my tail. There are many like it, but this one's mine.

07/09/20 21:09:05

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5913C CaMel

Down Under

07/09/20 20:27:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

Not another ad for male enhancement!

07/09/20 23:04:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

Lucky bastard. If I was that flexible I'd never leave the house.

07/09/20 20:00:14

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

“This is my tail. There are many like it but this one is mine. My tail is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my tail is useless. Without my tail I am useless....”

07/09/20 20:27:42

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I just voted for a later dupe. Too late to retract my vote for that, so a promo comment for yours instead. --James Lennox
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1791Willie Johnson

He gripped the tail tight, and people wondered what that circular thing rolling down the hill was.

08/09/20 4:33:04

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2658Scrijjy Doo

At least he's not making dirty jokes about stupid animal pictures.

07/09/20 21:40:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11267Dave Bryan

''Where's little Ben, Skippy? Takes us to him. What's that, Skip? You can't stand the brat and you hope the crocodiles eat him.''

''Cut!''

07/09/20 20:10:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

Sadly it was six months before he realised he wasn't that special.

07/09/20 20:07:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13038Vanessa the Guesser

Who wouldn't like a lick down under?

07/09/20 20:02:01

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1311Al Overy

In order to save the females of the troop, this male quickly chokes the one-eyed trouser snake.

07/09/20 20:00:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

Heads & Tails

07/09/20 20:41:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7914The Wolf

If you hate losing at games then it's always wise to choose the right opponent. For example, whenever I play 'pin the tail on the donkey', I always play against a Kangaroo. They're f*cking useless...

07/09/20 20:29:18

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2297Rachel P

Can’t make head nor tail of this photo

07/09/20 20:16:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

♫ Hoppy birthday to me, hoppy birthday to me… ♫

07/09/20 20:02:43

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5768Paul Reeve

Hop, Skip and hump.

07/09/20 20:02:41

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

"it's not what you think. I'm blowing on it because Fred over there thinks it's funny to set it on fire now and again. F*ck you, Fred!"

07/09/20 20:02:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10133Mr Dome

No wonder he can't walk erect

07/09/20 20:01:58

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords

The Kangafurry Tails

07/09/20 20:01:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

Kangarude

07/09/20 20:01:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

Tail of the Unexpected

07/09/20 20:00:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3894Crunchy Chords

Typical male, obsessed with his joeystick.

07/09/20 20:00:06

 
Eugene  Quill Eugene Quill

And that's the end of the Tale of Skippy the Beach Kangaroo!

10/09/20 17:30:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5913C CaMel

Roo with a View

08/09/20 6:27:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10988Neil Mackenzie

With his drug habit he was known as tail end Charlie.

07/09/20 21:59:44

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

While Joey was still young he realised he was reaching the end.

07/09/20 21:49:37

 
stone face Vote score: 8046stone face

"Listen!! ..If you could do it...you would,

07/09/20 21:27:55

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I can, and I hated the taste of kangeroo tail. --John Glover
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 608Charles Gilbert

I will roo this day.

07/09/20 21:08:39

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 681alexandra ball

He comes from middle girth.

07/09/20 21:08:20

 
stone face Vote score: 8046stone face

Kanga-oooh

07/09/20 20:55:10

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6868Glyn Evans

Ouroboroos

07/09/20 20:37:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

Shmaltzing my tail dear.

07/09/20 20:19:34

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 78Ellen Duncalf

Skippy only managed to pull out half of the Anaconda in the time allowed therefore failing his Bushtucker trial.

07/09/20 20:18:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6114James Lennox

Moral of the story: If you're going to stick a gerbil up your arse, make sure there are no hungry snakes around.

07/09/20 20:18:30

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4458Stu Dent

Even Kangaroos dream

07/09/20 20:16:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32490Tony Edwards

Joey Essex

07/09/20 20:11:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11713Stephen Bean

♫ Gland of hop and glory ♫

07/09/20 20:08:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9278Chris Keegan

Not sure what's going on here but there's a tail end to every story.

07/09/20 20:06:00

 
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