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Stu Dent Vote score: 4483Stu Dent

Tom Barker

04/09/20 12:58:15

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Doctor Whof --James Lennox
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

Pedigree Glum

04/09/20 12:01:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

"I think he wants to go for a walk."

04/09/20 12:10:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

Melancollie

04/09/20 12:18:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

Doggy style

04/09/20 13:07:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5925C CaMel

Bored, a collie.

04/09/20 12:04:12

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5202Chris Halliwell

Paws for Thought.

04/09/20 12:22:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4964Karyn Harrison

This is Bob, modelling a scarf and beret ensemble designed by Giorgio Armani, as seen in DOGUE.

04/09/20 12:12:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8042The Wolf

"It's gonna take more than a Primark scarf to make up for the fact that they've just chopped off my bollocks"

04/09/20 12:07:46

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

Very cavalier!

04/09/20 12:04:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20856John Glover

We call him 'Capone', because he's a scarf ace.

04/09/20 21:27:41

 
Laura JONES Laura JONES

ive got brain freeze

04/09/20 18:28:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

A stitch in time saves canine.

04/09/20 13:02:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

The lack of opposable thumbs rules out the possibility of self-asphyxiation for dogs.

04/09/20 12:44:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8042The Wolf

"Been up since six. Combed my hair, washed my face, feet and genitals all ready for my big date at the park. I even dressed to impress as I thought to myself, 'this is the one'. Then there she was, under the willow tree flashing her arse to a Great Dane. F*CKING BITCH! You're all the same you women. God forbid you might love someone for their personality..."

04/09/20 12:38:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''Rex has had no luck posting amusing captions, so now he's looking for the sympathy vote.''

04/09/20 12:16:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15301Dan Nicholls

It smells of his owner who has ignored him since finding caption.me

04/09/20 12:09:51

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

Why so sad?, looks like you've got the weight of the wool on your shoulders

04/09/20 23:59:06

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 683alexandra ball

That's his, I want a walk pose.

04/09/20 21:21:32

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4964Karyn Harrison

"Goes great with the fur coat don't you think?"

04/09/20 18:43:14

 
Laura JONES Laura JONES

ive got brain freeze

04/09/20 18:28:12

 
Laura JONES Laura JONES

ive got brain freeze

04/09/20 18:28:12

 
Laura JONES Laura JONES

ive got brain freeze

04/09/20 18:28:12

 
Laura JONES Laura JONES

ive got brain freeze

04/09/20 18:28:08

 
Laura JONES Laura JONES

ive got brain freeze

04/09/20 18:28:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

"Aah. The photographer must have used all their skill, timing and animal knowledge to capture that melancholy moment!"

"Not really. He's a miserable twat."

04/09/20 17:38:35

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 158Sheila Graham

I've really been stitched up this time.

04/09/20 16:31:21

 
stone face Vote score: 8088stone face

Yee Haw...Double dog day.

04/09/20 16:19:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"Ee bah gum burr'ah'm reet cowd"

04/09/20 16:08:52

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Adds warmth when it's a cooler springer.

04/09/20 15:25:10

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

"Excuse me, I did request a Gryffindor house scarf?"

04/09/20 15:21:13

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2666Scrijjy Doo

Hairy Potter

04/09/20 14:27:38

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1708Karen Oakenfull

“I don’t like going out in winter. I’m more of a ‘pipe and slippers’ chap myself.”

04/09/20 13:31:05

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4483Stu Dent

Before you ask, No I am not hot

04/09/20 12:57:26

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

*thinks* "...and you wonder why I chew your slippers."

04/09/20 12:45:31

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

My cleaner has been using something different to buff the table. Turns out it's the mutt's nuts.

04/09/20 12:42:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22906Ian Skelding

"That's a hideous cough he's got."
"I know, my Mum knitted it for my husband."

04/09/20 12:36:45

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1805Willie Johnson

Watson nice assistant like you working for a boss like Sherlock Holmes?

04/09/20 12:35:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

What is it with dogs on tables?

04/09/20 12:31:02

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4964Karyn Harrison

♫ Now old Shep is gone where the good doggies go
And no more with old Shep will I roam

04/09/20 12:24:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

Best ever impression of Victor Meldrew

04/09/20 12:20:49

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4964Karyn Harrison

"When are you going back to work Angela?"

04/09/20 12:19:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4964Karyn Harrison

"Must you recite Sylvia Plath?"

04/09/20 12:15:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9298Chris Keegan

I really wouldn't worry about him, he gets it from his owner. He's also a miserable b@stard.

04/09/20 12:13:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

"I like to keep warm when I'm feeling ruff."

04/09/20 12:10:12

 
Mark England Vote score: 17344Mark England

"He knitted the scarf from pure wool. He's the best sheepdog we've ever had"

04/09/20 12:07:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

Paw thing

04/09/20 12:05:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

"If I don't wear a scarrrf my voice goes all husky."

04/09/20 12:04:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10998Neil Mackenzie

I’ve got a scarf but the moggy has got a cat suit.

04/09/20 12:03:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

Scarface

04/09/20 12:02:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

Hangdog look

04/09/20 12:01:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9298Chris Keegan

Rex is clearly not game for a scarf.

04/09/20 12:00:17

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

Apethy

04/09/20 12:00:10

 
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