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Ive changed my mind. I think Ill spend a few more days in the nest.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''I've changed my mind. I think I'll spend a few more days in the nest.''

02/09/20 12:02:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8042The Wolf

"...and then out of nowhere, BANG! Two days it took to get rid of that headache. F*cking skyscrapers and the stupid reflective windows...and then on Monday, I was hanging around at the market and.."

"F*CKING HELL. Do you mind? I came up here for some peace and quiet"

02/09/20 12:46:17

 
Mark England Vote score: 17344Mark England

"Bastard Seagulls. Who do they think they are? Coming inland and nicking our food. Look there's a couple down there around the bins....OI! BEAKY. FUCK OFF BACK TO THE OCEAN. THE CLUE'S IN YOUR NAME MATE. SEA, SEA, YOU'RE A SEAGULL. STICK TO YOUR FISH...Shit, they're flying up here, scarper!"

02/09/20 12:22:02

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

A high grey building...
A bird gets ready to fly,
Wait! Caption forming.

(High Coo)

02/09/20 22:38:23

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Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

RSPB.. move away from the ledge

02/09/20 20:22:10

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1708Karen Oakenfull

“There’s just not enough statues anymore.”

02/09/20 12:28:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8042The Wolf

"Dave, a woman has just been sick outside Wetherspoons on George Street. Get the rest of the family. We're eating out tonight"

02/09/20 12:00:47

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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4651Lucky Elperro

"You first".

02/09/20 14:45:48

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4483Stu Dent

One more time and if it doesn't work we will give hanging ourselves a go.

02/09/20 12:37:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8042The Wolf

"Hey look. That's the bastard from yesterday who threw half a bag of chips in the bin. Perfect timing. I've been brewing this poo for ages..."

02/09/20 12:32:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

"Watch out Frank, that bloody dog's coming back up!"

02/09/20 12:01:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11776Stephen Bean

Fully ledged

02/09/20 12:00:34

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3916Crunchy Chords

"So many targets, so little time."

02/09/20 17:14:15

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What say we target that no pooping sign. --Willie Johnson
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5488Ron Allan

"Come on Frank just go for it for hell sake..you're well overdue for your maiden flight and the others are beginning to talk'
'Ok, ok damn it leroy..I'm building up to it. But just put my mind straight on one thing before I jump....you're sure we're definitely not Chickens or Penguins?'

02/09/20 16:42:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''I told you we'd never find the loft without a map.''

02/09/20 12:16:04

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2562Trace Sarge

Ladies first

02/09/20 19:13:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2666Scrijjy Doo

"Ten quid says I can hit the vicar in the head."

02/09/20 16:10:25

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 91Ellen Duncalf

I am actually a white dove m’dear, but with lockdown and all, my roots have got the better of me.

02/09/20 15:48:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20856John Glover

"Right, I'll swoop down and drop one on his head, and when he looks up, you give him one full in the face."

02/09/20 15:33:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11353Dave Bryan

''What did you do with the 'top secret' message you were carrying?''

''I thought it would be safer to put it in a bottle.''

02/09/20 13:58:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"Filthy beasts. I'm not going down there among those germ-riddled humans."

02/09/20 13:09:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9298Chris Keegan

"Would you look at those people down there, they look like ants"
- "They are ants stupid, we're at Legoland"

02/09/20 12:59:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4483Stu Dent

Caption the pigeon

02/09/20 12:38:33

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32501Tony Edwards

The Diver Birds

02/09/20 12:14:49

 
Molly R Vote score: 2061Molly R

Yep - spot a bald head, allow for wind direction, take flight and bombs away!

02/09/20 12:13:07

 
Mark England Vote score: 17344Mark England

*Gulp* "I've just realised. I'm scared of heights"

02/09/20 12:11:39

 
Red Guy Vote score: 328Red Guy

"So what's the plan for today?"
"Eat. Poop. Eat. Poop. Eat. Poop. Eat. Poop. Eat. Poop. Sleep"
"Sounds good. Up and at 'em!"

02/09/20 12:00:59

 
Eugene  Quill Eugene Quill

"Do you ever wonder how they find their way back to the same office every day?"

06/09/20 0:12:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23475Michael Winner

*whisper* "The Rock Dove, or Pigeon as it has come be known, is as stupid as it is suicidally depressed."

02/09/20 22:13:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13073Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm waiting for an urgent message."
"Have you tried your pigeon hole?"

02/09/20 18:29:41

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"No, it's a land line." --Willie Johnson
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5775Paul Reeve

“What the hell was Mum thinking of when she decided to nest all the way up here?”
“I don’t know bruv, but she certainly wasn’t thinking about our first go at this flying lark.”

02/09/20 16:47:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10998Neil Mackenzie

Working at the car wash
Coo coo coo
It ain’t no place to work if you haven’t eaten well.
It’s no good if your poo is kinda hard
You gotta hit the spot
Drop everything you got
Working at the car wash

02/09/20 15:50:18

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 683alexandra ball

Did he make it, did he? Sod it, I'm staying here.

02/09/20 13:58:09

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1708Karen Oakenfull

“Look, there’s that woman on her balcony who knows a good scaffold job when sees one.”
“I’m just wondering why I can see a dog 20 feet below us.”

02/09/20 13:41:54

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1353Al Overy

"OMG! Cyril just dove off! Ledge-end!"

02/09/20 13:17:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9298Chris Keegan

"I've never experienced a time like it, it's just the uncertainty of knowing where we can fly to"

02/09/20 12:47:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Makeout point

02/09/20 12:11:31

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5925C CaMel

Budgie Jumping

02/09/20 12:10:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10162Mr Dome

Brace yourselves

02/09/20 12:04:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15301Dan Nicholls

Cooooo, look at the view.

02/09/20 12:02:25

 
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