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The king of Som could not understand why Donald Trump had banned him from entering the country.
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John  Glover Vote score: 21234John Glover

The king of Som could not understand why Donald Trump had banned him from entering the country.

27/10/20 12:55:51

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 565Ellen Duncalf

No Smoking, but it’s okay to drink Jack Daniels on the job at this local printing shop.

27/10/20 12:53:26

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1341Dot Old

Errors and emissions excepted

27/10/20 12:02:07

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Errors and emissions accepted? --Willie Johnson
Jen The Lynn Jen The Lynn

Obviously some smoking happened while making this sign...

28/10/20 1:41:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10878Mr Dome

No paving either

27/10/20 17:35:42

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2150Willie Johnson

And you still don't think we should fire that proofreader?

27/10/20 17:18:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7460Hercules Rockefeller

"There's also to be no dirnking as well."

27/10/20 13:22:30

 
Al Overy Vote score: 3020Al Overy

The butt of many jokes

27/10/20 12:53:04

 
stone face Vote score: 8416stone face

My dad died of lung cancer and he was a heavy somker.

27/10/20 12:49:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23638Ian Skelding

"Spelling's really bad."
"Yeah, I hate his TV shows."

27/10/20 13:26:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15561Dan Nicholls

Hahahaha look at that sing.

27/10/20 12:50:20

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5297Chris Halliwell

Thsi Potser was piad four and prdocued by the Natoinla Dsylxeic Soceity.

27/10/20 12:27:02

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7340Glyn Evans

"Somkingsize please"

27/10/20 12:07:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10194Chris Keegan

"It's a horrible habit, I gave up using them years ago"
- "Me too, Polish printers are hopeless"

27/10/20 12:01:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 10194Chris Keegan

Christ! It's M before O you blmoody fmool!!!

27/10/20 12:00:16

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1912Karen Oakenfull

There’s no somke without frie.

27/10/20 16:28:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10878Mr Dome

This is a bad sign

27/10/20 14:17:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13909Vanessa the Guesser

Get your ash out of here

27/10/20 13:14:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23638Ian Skelding

"Terrible spelling."
"I know, fancy putting an N instead of a B."

27/10/20 12:22:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13952Stephen Bean

Sorry but that spelling has me fuming.
(currently training for the Grammar Police)

27/10/20 12:01:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6767C CaMel

Smellchecker

27/10/20 19:29:18

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2150Willie Johnson

It should be against the law to employ English language learners to make signs and post somking in these premises.

27/10/20 17:27:32

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2150Willie Johnson

The symbol is spelled wrong.

27/10/20 17:26:50

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Dave Mackay Vote score: 900Dave Mackay

Somking's not right here.

27/10/20 17:04:45

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1341Dot Old

Penalty 10,000 Indian Purees

27/10/20 16:46:29

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1724Ross Davidson

Dyslexig

27/10/20 16:33:31

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1912Karen Oakenfull

I quit somking years ago so this sign doesn’t affect me.

27/10/20 16:26:40

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5211Kenny Ireland

"This takes away my freedmo of choice".

27/10/20 16:15:30

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6384Greg Curtis

"...No if ands or butts."

27/10/20 15:27:24

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4383Crunchy Chords

"...Violators will be cited."

Somking ticket this way comes.

27/10/20 14:35:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3048Scrijjy Doo

Could you be more pacific?

27/10/20 14:28:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3048Scrijjy Doo

No Silly Accents!

27/10/20 14:26:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10878Mr Dome

No Superkings either

27/10/20 14:18:24

 
stone face Vote score: 8416stone face

I hate illiteracy, that poster is so obviously spelt wrong.

27/10/20 12:53:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33189Tony Edwards

"OMG!"

27/10/20 12:52:05

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13952Stephen Bean

"Who wrote that sign?"

"Some dope I guess."

27/10/20 12:00:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13952Stephen Bean

...or playing SOPRTS (which is just as dangeorus - see Mnoday evening's phtoo)

27/10/20 12:00:16

 
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