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Al Overy Vote score: 1701Al Overy

Can't caption this. I only do one-liners.

12/10/20 18:11:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8873The Wolf

"That's the third maggot that has landed on our picnic. What the hell is going on?"

12/10/20 7:29:09

 
stone face Vote score: 8266stone face

And two hours later they looked over the wall, and realised they were next to the motorway.

12/10/20 7:13:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Have you caught anything?''

''Yes, three mackerel and COVID-19.''

12/10/20 7:01:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12447Stephen Bean

"I'm glad someone left these two chairs Dave."

"Yeh, it's hard work painting a wall with tippex."

12/10/20 7:08:42

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

"I don't want to worry you Fred, but we're on the wrong side of this wall and the tide's coming in!"

12/10/20 9:26:04

 
stone face Vote score: 8266stone face

There's a fine line between fishing and sitting there with a stick.

12/10/20 7:12:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12447Stephen Bean

Men who fish or have a garden shed are fifty times less likely to get divorced.

12/10/20 7:04:44

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4133Crunchy Chords

"My wife says the reason I haven't caught anything is because it's low tide and the ocean is 200m away."

"Did you pretend to be surprised?"

12/10/20 7:03:26

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 12447Stephen Bean

"Dave, that f-ckin seagull's just nicked my toupee again."

12/10/20 7:00:21

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 90Eugene Quill

"Jevver fink woss on the uvver side?"

"I don't fink it's going to be all angels playing 'arps an' that. I just fink there's gotta be sunnink. I dunno what."

"Nah, mate, I meant jevver fink woss on the uvver side a this wall?"

12/10/20 15:51:33

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

"I feel reely stupid, Dave"

12/10/20 7:04:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4133Crunchy Chords

Those are some nice fishing poles. Or maybe they're germans.

12/10/20 7:00:08

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15360Dan Nicholls

New invisible fish fingers. From Wall's.

12/10/20 9:25:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Did you see the one that got away?''

''No, there was a big wall in front of me.''

12/10/20 8:03:33

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Great Wall of Tuna

12/10/20 7:33:26

 
stone face Vote score: 8266stone face

And now back to The Joys Of Outdoor Ham radioing.

12/10/20 7:30:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6550Vivvy En

"Dave...? Are you listening? Honestly, I might as well be talking to a brick wall."

12/10/20 7:26:08

 
stone face Vote score: 8266stone face

"I know the show's called Extreme Fishing, but come on...On top of a friggin multi story car park."

12/10/20 7:18:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''I caught a two kilogram plaice yesterday.''

''That was just a fluke.''

12/10/20 7:15:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

This Fishing Life - A two hour documentary on Britain's fishermen filmed in reel time.

12/10/20 7:04:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12447Stephen Bean

A bad day of fishing is a better than a good day in lockdown.

12/10/20 7:02:23

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

Jim: "What would you do if a monster fish got off the hook?"

Frank: "I think I'd lose my rag"

12/10/20 7:01:38

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4702Lucky Elperro

"Okay gentlemen, do you have any last requests?"

"Yes, we'd like to do a spot of fishing first".

13/10/20 2:39:05

 
Eugene  Quill Vote score: 90Eugene Quill

"That bloke Ratnage is lurking behind us again, surely he can't expect to sell us any more check pattern dusters?"

12/10/20 15:45:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2802Scrijjy Doo

♫ ♬ You're just another fish in the wall. ♫ ♬

12/10/20 14:56:23

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2802Scrijjy Doo

The view is better than at home with the wife.

12/10/20 14:55:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11104Neil Mackenzie

The nudist beach was on the other side of the wall. So far they’d caught two bra’s a pair of knickers and a big top. They threw the underpants back.

12/10/20 8:55:28

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 749alexandra ball

Sitting here for hours and all I've caught is a cold. Achoo!!

12/10/20 8:47:52

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 266Ellen Duncalf

”Why are we dusting the top of the wall Trev?” I’ve no idea Gav.”

12/10/20 8:14:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4563Stu Dent

Fly Over Fishing

12/10/20 8:12:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9567Chris Keegan

"I lost my best rod last week when something huge must have caught on and that was it gone. Shame really, I should have seen it coming"

12/10/20 7:55:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9567Chris Keegan

"So when did you first get into fishing?"
- "My dad took me when I was 12, that was it, I was hooked"

12/10/20 7:39:59

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5790Paul Reeve

“What the f@ck are we doing here Dave?”
“Don’t worry Rod, the captioneers will soon take the bait.”

12/10/20 7:35:02

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Sea breeze blocks

12/10/20 7:34:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

♪ You gone fishin'
Well there's a sign upon your door. ♪

''Is that Bing Crosby on the radio?''

''Yes, catchy tuna.''

12/10/20 7:30:40

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5790Paul Reeve

“What are we fishing for Bert.?”
“Captions mate, just captions.”

12/10/20 7:28:55

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6550Vivvy En

Can't see fishing

12/10/20 7:28:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7008Glyn Evans

"If we wait behind this wall and throw them when they take the picture, I guarantee you that these javelins will appear on caption.me/"

12/10/20 7:27:50

 
Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

Masterbaiters

12/10/20 7:19:46

 
Mark England Vote score: 17429Mark England

"Are you sure that putting our underpants under our rods will help us catch mermaids?"

12/10/20 7:18:55

 
stone face Vote score: 8266stone face

"Do you miss the pub, Scouse."

12/10/20 7:15:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''I've seen a few herring but Where's Walleye?''

12/10/20 7:06:40

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Eric Didage Vote score: 52Eric Didage

Fishing for walleye

12/10/20 7:05:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6431James Lennox

"So, what are your thoughts on this wall?"

12/10/20 7:03:28

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1701Al Overy

"It was nice of you to stand and bow your head when that hearse went past just now, Ted."

"Well, I was married to her for thirty years."

12/10/20 7:00:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12447Stephen Bean

The Two Roddies

12/10/20 7:00:06

 
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